Happy Friday, here’s a little excerpt from this week’s Fix The News for you ♥️

I for one as a poetry nerd am stoked about the shortsighted propagation of these things to ever customer facing commerce platform. Imagine rolling up to the taco bell drive through and laying down a series of limericks so powerful that you get 50% off a crunch wrap supreme. Like casting a spell

anybody know of any examples of people mapping out where federal funding is flowing in their town/city, and what the impacts are if it is cut off? I’m talking small scale I’d like to write up a report like this for my town of a few thousand residents

Brinks Chair Crafts Draughts Games Horse Marks Pen Sales Sea Show Spokes Sports States Swords One-up Work This has been….. MANSHIP

everyone say thank you @zambyte.robbyzambito.me for fixing the hourly bots

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new episode of #cabinpressure just dropped 😂

Overwhelmed? Try Doing Absolutely Nothing!

That's so wholesome.

Don’t just give thanks, buy union-made this Thanksgiving! 🦃

"what's that poetry degree good for, huh?" apparently, saving the world from the stupidest robotpocalypse possible

A storm will bring rain and mountain snow to southern California through Saturday morning There's a Slight risk of excessive rainfall across southern California tonight. Urban flooding, rock and mudslides as well as minor debris flows near burn scars are possible.

And a reminder: if you own a thing on the internet that lets people register, post, and communicate with each other such that these laws apply to you -- or you aren't sure if they might -- such as a website, app, Mastodon server, Bluesky PDS, etc, etc --

dirty trick: turning this off also turns off the Social and Promotions tabs. they're removing unrelated features to force you to give them all your stuff nb: if you have more than one gmail, you have to go into each one individually to turn it off

burying the lede that our boy has FOUR Grammy nominations!!! and the same people who think "Born in the USA" is patriotic are gonna love this one just as much

👩‍🌾 Grab your tools

happy "new book to hate with the fire of 1000 suns" day to those who celebrate!

oh yeah the new york city subway is so fucking scary, you never know what kind of weirdo you'll have to share a train with

Badgers run like old, neglected footstools who have suddenly discovered their own sentience.

Every trans person knows another trans person who is no longer with us. Today is a day to remember them, to mourn for them. And may we one day build a world where these horrors can happen less often. I love you all. 🩵🩷🤍

I know Bluesky Swifties are the smart ones, and I know my bloomfies would never but... Don't put the rep mug in the microwave. I know it's made of metal, I know it says hand wash only, and I know it says 'do not microwave'. People are doing it anyway and are shocked by the burning results.

For context, defendants’ motions to dismiss are really common, even in antitrust trials that are ultimately successful. It isn’t a sign of anything about the merits of the case.

maybe a lipstick that's been blessed by a 700 year old temple would fix me

We know the rule

Forty years ago today, Calvin & Hobbes was first published. It's all fabulous but, as time went on, Bill Watterson decided he was going to make his Sunday pages the most gorgeous, creative, and varied of all. This is one of my favourites, partly for the use of the looooong final panel.

The Adventures of Jamie Watson (and Sherlock Holmes) 221B Con Panel 2025 [AUDIO + PICTURES ONLY]

70+ free printable "How to Report ICE" zines with info on the SALUTE protocol and local hotline numbers for all over the country! Including some in Spanish! There is an info sheet on how to fold and cut the zines and a form to request a zine for your area. drive.google.com/drive/folder...

Today is the 9th anniversary of the day Maggie stole an entire pecan pie and got drunk from all the sugar. Happy Purloined Pecan Pie Day from our family to yours!

A fantastic shot of Cab Calloway by William P. Gottlieb during a break at Columbia (recording) studio, New York City, ca. 1947.

@reelbearmedia.com "THANK YOU" Is a small fan video ive been working on to show my appreciation for you and @twentyoneposts.bsky.social I took some work and asking of other fans but i hope u enjoy. And Thank you for everything you've shared with us, it truly did save me. Instagram (@ Isaiah.jpeg)

Toad played the piano, and he did not miss a note.

The BBC Scotland commentary for Kenny McLean’s halfway line goal is glorious. Stuff of dreams. 🔥 Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.

Disability education should not be put into HHS because it's not a health issue, it's an education issue. The idea that disability = health is dehumanizing and, frankly, simply wrong.

this one is layered like an Impossible Pie

Today is my birthday, which you know I always use as an excuse to spoil you! November 14th, everything online is 14% off, no code needed! Just skedaddle on over to the site and get shopping!⁠

Daily bunny no.3139 found some prime real estate

(youth pastor voice) you know who else spent three days deplatformed

Please also remember that when a T&S team is extremely overworked and under-resourced, a massive write-in protest based on that one-sided presentation of the facts will do absolutely nothing but slow down the work even further, because now there's an extra 20,000 emails they have to weed out.

NASA posted a photo of Jupiter under ultraviolet light 🏳️‍⚧️

The Onion, unable to think of things more insane than our current timeline, has taken to imagining sane, equitable timelines instead. This is an organism adapting to changing pressures. In this TED talk I will-

Reading through some of the replies here, apparently my most woke opinion needs to be: We lose as soon as we adopt the framing of fundamental human rights as “woke opinions”

Get in, losers, we’re going to the Cambrian Explosion.

pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux

I do a whole cat world of posters, paintings, and drawings. If you like what you see please follow and visit my print shop at nathannunart.etsy.com - Thank you for taking a look and many thanks to Cats of Yore for hosting this art show.

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png

A lot of things happen in this show that are hard to believe. Like in this episode, Mulder is supposed to be this really smart guy but he never seems to suspect that Scully might be a Fed

Like + Repost if you think BREACH by TWENTY ONE PILOTS is an Album of the Year contender.

Big Boom, heading this way!😀😬

Attention any neurodivergent adults who received IEP or 504 support in Pk-12, if you are open to talking about your experiences of “inclusion” let me know. I’m on a dissertation committee for a student doing qualitative research