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Seeing a lot of people asking of bsky is having issues. They have an official status page that sits on its own server and has, in my experience, been reliable for info: status.bsky.app

Capricorn: You're becoming more intentional about who you give your time to, which is actually a moot point because no one wants it.

We’re watching Kleo and I think one of my absolute favorite characters (aside from Kleo) just had the most amazing thing happen to him. I’m not spoiling myself for season two but I think he may have just had something rare in the genre: a happy ending.

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What’s the difference between lip balm, lip gloss, lip stain and lipstick? I think of lip balm being like Chapstick and lip gloss being a little more viscous and flavored. If I want a color I can put on in layers to make it more opaque, which one would that be?

Like everyone I HAVE ISSUES. Aside from that though I really loved some stuff. The crossword duel was diabolical. The incredibly janky demon costume was hilarious. Aziraphale’s Great War Targaryen look was really something. #GoodOmens #gospoilers #goodomensspoilers #gos3spoilers

I need a personal crest. It would have two heraldry style pugs holding a television with a scroll that says Hoc absurdum est* *this is ridiculous Like this but it’s pugs with a TV #GoodOmens3Spoilers #GO3Spoilers

The doctors appointment I was worried about was fine (and I’m glad I didn’t look at the ultrasound before I saw my doctor - it mentioned my kidneys which weren’t even scanned and I would have been flipping out). All the healthy crap I’ve been doing has been working!

None of my bras fit. I’m going to have to go bra shopping on Saturday. THE WORST.

This is somewhat TROP related as it features a few of the cast members so I thought I’d share: Maxim Baldry’s band Terra Twin is debuting a music video this evening at 7:00pm EST. It appears to star Charlie Vickers and should also feature LLoyd Owen. youtu.be/_zN9akFl2oI?...

Celebrating this today

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

i wonder what they’ll be when they grow up…

Does meeting my ex on alt.angst count? (He’s a great person but we were both people you’d meet on alt.angst.) That would have been in the 90s.

Not sure what this is from but now I’m tempted to make Sims (I won’t because like all Sims I would accidentally harm or neglect them and feel guilty forever).

EMILY DICKINSON, JEDI KNIGHT Not so clumsy, nor so random - As a blaster - in its rage More elegant - the weapon More civilized - the age

Because we all need good news these days, my hair looks FUCKING AMAZING.

Ain’t no party like a Jesus pizza party 🥖🐟 #GoodOmens3 #GoodOmens

Ultrasound achieved! Now to keep myself from obsessively checking the patient portal to torture myself with the results before my doctor puts them into context…

Dying due to lack of antibiotics

Happy Star Wars Day!

I completely forgot this song existed. #goodomens youtu.be/dtEH8FMPAo4?...

My latest books cartoon for the @theguardian.com

Mermaids and mermen can officiate weddings with no further certification. They need only take a picture with the couple to verify their identity. They prefer weddings to take place on the beach but may be willing to travel with the right amenities.

In other news, water is wet.

real haters only: what was everyone’s LEAST favorite book you read for school. Catcher in the Rye. It centered around a person almost as annoying as the guys I went to high school with. Fuck you Holden Caufield talking about people being phony when you’re a fictional character yourself!

2 AM?!!

I love him. That’s all.

YELP REVIEWES OF CHARON THE FERRYMAN OF THE DEAD "oddly quiet. no warmth." "no bottled water provided." "what's up with the freaky glowing eyes?" "i know I am dead but still turn on the radio, yeesh." "let an actual alive guy on the boat, who I think was being guided by the ghost of Virgil? WTF"

The scary hand movie was The Beast With Five Fingers!!! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bea...

Name a film that scared the pants off you when you were a kid. When we visited my grandparents on weekends we always watched Creature Feature, in which a guy in creepy makeup presented not one but two horror movies. There was one where a severed hand crawled around like a spider and OH NO.

Hey! www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

W/o downloading anything new where are you mentally

Bluey is a girl?

May 4: liver ultrasound May 12: doctors appointment concerning liver ultrasound May 13: Good Omens 3 May 16: immunologist I May lose my mind.

Sounds about right

Caturday!

My gym has a zillion giant TVs playing various sports and one with what I can only describe as the cosy channel. Today two corgis had a romantic meal at a lovely restaurant. When the check came they showed a tiny Chanel purse with a wee little phone, credit cards and euros. Now I’m left wondering…

Agenda for May: Monday 5/4/2026 - liver ultrasound Tuesday 5/12/2026 - appointment with doctor re: ultrasound Wednesday 5/13/2026 - Good Omens 3 I wonder if I should just take a couple of days off…

Please keep a lookout for these folks. This is my neighborhood.

Florida friends, please keep an eye out for these lovely people youtube.com/shorts/GCgVO...

Yf thys skeet doth receive 3,000 reposts then the Tolkien Estate will sue Palantir.

A friend posted a picture with her truly fabulous teal hair. I am VERY tempted to do a pastel version similar to the one on the left side of this. Any recommendations?

5th or 4th century B.C. www.livescience.com/archaeology/...

If you have a generic profile picture that comes with BlueSky I will not follow you back. If you are actually someone I know well please message me. If I can confirm it’s you (a quiz yay!) I’ll put together something simple for you so you don’t look like a bot.

When people are talking about their joys, that may be an act of trying not to drown in despair. So perhaps think twice before bursting into their internet space to tell them why you hate something they love. No one owes you a debate or discussion. And you might just be tearing someone down.