My mom just sent me five of these really dumb AI dog videos pleasee I know she’s in her 60s but like my brain hurts

Ok this is a terrifying question but I’m actually curious what do y’all associate me with? Word, color, phrase, song, person, thing, etc

"my son is fine!" your son is listening to Intentions and Drag Path back to back on repeat i don't think he's fine.

One day I’ll go live on here And everyone will be busy so it will be really awkward and I’ll just end it after 45 seconds lol

I did it fam I got some motivation lol My bladder will really hate me later🙂 Just put it in a cheap solo cup cuz I’m too lazy to do dishes honestly

I had to double up on my allergy pills today so I’m having dry mouth. I’ve already had a Pepsi, 2 waters, hot chocolate… and now I’m thinking abt making a strawberry lemonade lol

Just got my screen time report… it’s not good chat

Donuts won out!🍩

Donuts or hot chocolate?

Anyone else think imperfections on humans are pretty? Wrinkles, crooked teeth, roots showing in hair.. SHOW ME UR A REAL HUMAN I LOOVE THAT ISH

Desperately trying to get into the show Tell Me Lies (my coworker said it was good) but literally every other minute people are moaning and I’m too asexual for this plus I live with my parents + a grandparent it’s just not happening chat

Wearing Clancy tour zip-up bc my house is cold and this is my most snuggly and warm hoodie. But I’ll be covered in white dog hair in about 3.5 seconds dw friends I’m still me lol

a moth ate through your favorite shirt.

Ok I won’t lie the song is lowkey fire

Nick Jonas released a solo song but it’s featuring the Jonas Brothers I am- ??

give me some advice, i am wasting all this time.

Bluesky is Robbysky at the moment, and im loving it! Such a beautiful timeline!

Hmmmmm... Robbed...

Ok now that the secret is out: I thought I added my message to Robby’s secret bday project at the bottom bc it ended up v rambling and honestly more than a little embarrassing bc I have no artistic talents just feelings haha. But no somehow it’s the first thing you see in the preview omg whoops lol

I fear I have started typing doing the number (#) in places other than bsky and now I look a little like a weirdo😝

i love that @tyjohourly.bsky.social AND @joshdunhourly.bsky.social ANDDDD @joshlereveryhour.bsky.social are all celebrating robert for the day, iktr !!!

Made myself a lil dragonfruit juice drinky poo w lemonade and frozen froot it is so refreshing😌 #happyfriday #treatyourself

Happy spawning day rob @zambyte.robbyzambito.me

Learning privileged info (last names & face book genres) about my bloomfies bc they send me friend requests on Goodreads hehe

I’m doing absolutely nothing this weekend but I think I might do my makeup and get all dressed up just for fun.. like just to sit on the couch and feel cute Then I’ll take it off after an hour lol If I feel like it

Torchbearer but he’s in the bad place and instead of rolling a rock up a hill for eternity he has to lose Clancy over and over again

Croissant was so good Drink is in progress

My sweet mom is buying me Starbucks on her way home from her 3rd shift job I’m trying their new cookie croissant and getting a strawberry lemonade (capri sun lol)

Cramps will be the end of me is2g pls pass the tylernol

Vessel will always be *chefs kiss*

New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped

Don’t care what the house looks like if the kiddos (read: dog) are happy and/or sleeping Ray is sleeping at my feet because her sister ripped all the foam out of her dog bed🙃

Gm I opened my last starbursts packet and it was two of my least fave flavor/color 👎👅 boooo

muyyyy deathhh

So my dad got his garage floor done today he’s very proud of it and told me so excitedly how it’s lifetime warranty and no-chip and all these other cool things.. car people & pilot people ≠ the same I’m sorry lol

My dog was a hit at the birthday pawty today!

Roundabouts confuse me so bad I’m not even joking “take the third exit after the traffic circle” ok but they all say Main Street wdym

Hi I’m currently carsick and looking at my square of carsickness isn’t making it better but I’m bored

Oh wow guys I just caught myself really doing a Chicaago accent that was crazy The phrase was “you can’t cAYTER to only one and NAWT the other”

My knee hurts so bad but I have to trek outside to the garage freezer for the food I want then inside to put it in the air fryer and back outside to put the food back in the freezer Yikes a big adventure lol #midwesternthings

Yesterday I found myself yapping to fill an awkward silence and I almost never do that like I’m pretty comfortable in silence and I don’t even know what I was saying but I could not make myself shut up lol

So stressed can I just DoorDash Taco Bell and go back to bed pls🙃

Who told me it was a good idea to read a book this long. I feel like I’m making no progress lol

start a streak you're bound to break.

My dad pacing around the house and doing anything he possibly can to NOT do the taxes and then looking at me suspiciously saying “I’m getting very close to doing the taxes” I can tell where I came from, that’s all

How to politely tell my mom to stop yapping with her friend that she sometimes talks to for hours bc I have to show her smthg good that is flashing repeated red w a low battery warning but I don’t feel like charging it

I learned today from my manager at the vet clinic that groundhogs day was originally supposed to be a hedgehog and I immediately wanted to text @lilghostguy.bsky.social but I was too busy working sounds way more fun that way tho 🦔