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My unwavering support to the people of Iran in their struggle for freedom from imperialism and to save Hollywood

On a spectrum there are always two extreme ends, such as @raxkingisdead.bsky.social and this guy who posted this on the other site

threads is wire mother and bluesky is cloth mother no i won't be elaborating

ASoIaF occupies the same part of my brain as Star Wars where I think I’m totally checked out on it, engage with one (1) good version of it, and get extremely back on some bullshit looking at maps of Yi Ti.

they’re way ahead of you S2 started shooting in December

(eminem rapping fiercely and aggressively) i frew up on my sweater because im scawed 😢

Kash Patel says he now has a lead that Savannah Guthrie's mom is being held at either the NCAA Final Four or the Masters golf tournament, plans to personally investigate.

Hey Dad, we're-- Yeah we're headed down to the tourney at Ashford Meadow. Should be pretty low key. Yeah. No we're not going to get into any trouble. Yes the line of succession will be secure

Spent this past weekend at Atlanta Brick Con! I got to exhibit Gotham City 1936 in public for the first time, contributed a model of Videodrome to the Atlanta inspired city by PeachLUG, and saw a huge number of incredible builds, including my second time seeing the New Hashima cyberpunk collab.

typing up a designer's statement for my Gotham City display at Atlanta Brick Con next weekend, and there was no better choice for an epitaph than @blackcasebook.bsky.social's tag

it’s so beast mode that basically no one cared about that ICE agent that got his finger bit off the other day

bluesky still refuses to give me a blue check so i’ve decided you can only be punk rock if you don’t have one btw. i look forward to abandoning this position when they correct their mistake

Cannibalized a Wonder Woman LED flashlight for her arms and Na’vi Colonel Quaritch for his legs so that yolked Bane could live

Been intermittently posting here but if @blackcasebook.bsky.social is truly abandoning Twitter that might be the tipping point for me to get on here more

Working on a LEGO project that has demanded the creation of the funniest thing I’ve ever Photoshopped

Every early SVU ep: Benson: Our perp is a peeper. Watched the victims long enough to study their habits Sadler, vibrating with rage: when I get my hands on this freak I’ll give him something to study Munch: Hey guys be careful, they’re doing 9/11 soon

going on a wikipedia tour that led me to the article about Blowback and saw @jakecole.bsky.social quoted in the reception section and basically did the Leo Point

Listening to @edzitron.com’s latest podcast about generative video and the mention of the Kalshi ads made me go “yes!!!” my blood pressure spikes everytime I see one of those things

@raxkingisdead.bsky.social thought you’d like to be made aware someone animated a segment from Sean’s appearance on the 9/11 episode of Well There’s Your Problem

Watching a Law & Order where one of the witnesses is an under-secretary at the Department of Labor in 1998 Trying to follow the drama but my brain is just going “her boss is @samreich.bsky.social’s dad” over and over

trying to pick out my buddy Andie through posture alone

characterizing this as a puff piece makes me a little suspect of the rest of what you’re saying

best part of my day is filling my mouth with water in my kitchen and briskly walking across the apartment to swallow the pills i keep in my bedroom. NO i will not put a water glass in the bathroom attached to my bedroom and NO i will not put the pills in my kitchen!!!!! stop asking!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doo-dah Doo-dah

absurd if bluesky does not take the opportunity here to roll out group DMs today even if theyre buggy as hell. twitter is on like more than 12 hours of DMs being completely own

A coda for Lt. Meero

ANDOR ending with a three episode coda with some of the characters it spent 24 episodes crafting was just perfect. Gonna watch ROGUE ONE again and see if I like it more

Guy I think about a lot is the actor Sterling Hayden. Ran guns to the Yugoslav Partisans as an OSS agent during WW2. Got along so well with them he decided to join CPUSA after the war. Becoming a card-carrying communist because the hangs are too good.

Projecting for the cheap seats: RECESSION INDICATOR

need to post on here more often despite the dire vibes, the cool people I like from twitter are on here

Haven’t been on here in months, what’s good

Joe Pantoliano paying for his own wig on The Sopranos so he could have hair like Christopher Nolan will never not be funny to me

i don't think they should have gotten in the submarine, given how the whole thing turned out

absolutely no shade to anyone still on twitter (not my business) but the funniest thing to me is the people who were on here a lot early on and then went back to posting mostly over there because they needed the juice

Small domino: a video by @lackingsaint.bsky.social argues that the Joker should be cringe and annoying Big domino: Rocksteady makes a Max Landis Joker in their suicide squad game

What’s hot: I got to see Roger Deakins give a talk ahead of a 35mm presentation of The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford What’s not: the girl in the seat next to me throwing up on my jacket

the gradual replacement of “exchanging money for goods” with “exchanging money for a license to use goods as a service” has been one low key one of the worst changes of the 21st century

My grandma violently hated Sandra Day O'Connor for retiring at a time that allowed her to be replaced by Alito and on the one hand no one should have to work forever, but on the other hand she made it 20 more years so maybe my grandma was onto something.

new decor in the commode

Is it possible to fly a flag at twice-staff?

my pressure cooker went bust on me and i've forgotten how to cook by any other means. right now i'm just dropping a hunk of frozen beef round on the countertop and throwing lit matches at it. it's not working

Tfw it’s the freakin weeken