me complaining about Marathon

lets just say youtube poop fans are gonna wanna check this game out 👀

The Internets are full of Sickos these days ... @theoddkepple.bsky.social

me when someone makes a good point abOut something

don’t blow me a kiss. get your ass up and give it to me properly

Brush Burial: Gutter World has a warning screen that goes hard

jc denton at the supermarket: jc: 'the hottest hot sauce ever'. jc: incredible. jc, turning his head to another bottle of hot sauce: jc: 'there's never been a sauce as hot as this one'. jc: jc, stern: well one of you is lying.

no program has ever looked better than this

what the FUCK

Carry on.

Helicopter parents "STRIKE" ... @theonion.com

alright, but what about Tomodachi Death

zelda ZDI young impa and gwonam

The Surprising Physics behind Mommy

The visionary game from Lucas Pope imagines a highly unrealistic, wildly fanciful world where immigration officers are held accountable. paletteswap.site/dif...

every politician right now is teetering on the understanding that if they Actually step out and say something real for once they would definitely be branded a traitor and likely face imprisonment from our fascist government, but on the other hand they would gain sooooo much clout

“Which came first: ranch or cool ranch?”

"gemini needs to feel safe and loved to generate quality output" we used to beat the shit out of office printers

The best cosplay at the mega man gathering is easily Gutsman's Ass

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

"Secret good Stranger Things finale" has nothing on MY current fan theory: Secret extra songs from Protomen Act 3 when they do the live shows

the same old thing

ppl come to bsky and be like "gee it sure is boring around here!" my boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

AMERICAN BSKY USER UNPROMPTED UNDER A PICTURE OF A CAT: trump wouldnt want me to give them TYLENOL!!!! because of his Crooked Medicine.

Do Some Pied Piper Shit With Every Single Bob-omb You Can Find and Make Them Go Turn Bowser into a Memory

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[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy

ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again

These kirby's are Pissing me off... I'm the original     Warp Starwalker #KirbyAirRiders #kirby

defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs

This reminds me of my Excel glory days.

62 Years Ago Today:

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"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

With over nine thousand percent of the district reporting, Zohran Mamdani has overwhelmingly defeated the district reporting.

Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty - promotional artwork.

that’s right beg you miserable worm

Statement. #aceattorney Audio: Fesh Pince 2