do not talk to him

Let us be clear: This is a fraught moment, and one that has polarized not only Americans but people all over the world. It demands incredible sensitivity and strict adherence to journalistic standards of objectivity, and simply put, that is something we aren’t willing to do.

oh so you can just grow all your crops in one place and harvest them later instead of maintaining a nomadic society and foraging for food. that's dope! that is a really good idea

got a new dog! chuck says hello

"I’m asking you put down your penis and step away from the pornographic material."

Every 18 seconds someone tests positive for COVID-19. This is that man.

oh my

mainstream news coverage of threads is so nauseatingly credulous and uncritical. it's actually remarkable to see how elon musk has indirectly saved zuck's reputation by merely being an even more feckless fucking dipshit

cozying up with the box fan to my left listening to something cool, calm and relaxing 😌😌😌

seeing this picture and rushing to type "me and who" so fast that i trip and fall and break my neck and die instantly

im appalled

I posted this on an IG story and it immediately got removed for promoting hate, violence or extremism. It’s a screenshot from their Wikipedia page lol.

"after all...its not like they can use it again in some one else's mai tai"

i wish this site had more ads. i have no idea what to buy. today i went to target’s website and bought a picture frame and 400 mouse pads. i just panicked, i don’t know what else to say

Some people genuinely struggle to comprehend just how horrifying qualified immunity is in practice. People want to believe it's about split-second, lives-at-stake, no-good-options decisions by police officers. Their minds refuse to believe the kind of facts routinely blessed by district courts.

me: I can't tell you how long I've been waiting clock repairman: please stop saying that, I'm doing my best

ok so what happened was. in 2018, California passed prop 12, which required that pigs, chickens, and cattle all get a certain amount of space to move around. the chicken and cattle industries complied. the pork industry, however, was like "no we need to cram the pigs in cages" and sued to stop it.

Posting one of my favorite tweets in honor of the news

https://youtu.be/EznGGYQ-Tv8 i like this 1

tired: germany and japan collaborating to start world war two wired: germany and japan collaborating to make the band Can

pat tillman was a dumbass for joining the military anyway. rip tho

It's perfect.

humans are generally mild/disastrous fuck-ups, but nothing to me is more beautiful than seeing someone dedicate their entire life to perfecting a single craft. like woodworking. american football, chefs, etc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrxePKps87k i would do unspeakable things to nick cave

I signed up for threads and I already regret it

Whatever man, go hide behind your fake internet persona and make little posts on your phone. I’m gonna go be a fucking adult and do the exact same thing but on a desktop computer

named the dead bug on my ceiling Jerry Jones after america's favorite shriveled up grimy old racist

I’ve made a lot of jokes about the J.D. Vance sparkling water story from Hillbilly Elegy, to the extent that it probably sounds made up, but you owe it to yourself to read the real thing if you haven’t

this is my big fresh brand new start. im going to finally be Important on the internet