I’m the opposite of artificial intelligence (real dumb)

I only come over here to catch up on @bigbadbick.bsky.social posts and then leave

I’m not mad I’m just disappointed (in myself)

I’m watching the family stone because I hate myself

Technically anyone can kill you at any time, but since for most people, this would be too much work, you're probably going to be okay.

just left my first ever bad review and I’m so anxious about it I think my brain is gonna melt out of my nostrils

13 likes on bluesky we are so back

I just washed my hands but forgot I was wearing a bandaid this is going to ruin the tour the world tour

today we learned that if you don’t want to get paint on your clothes you don’t wear them while you’re painting

ur telling me a bee lewd this sky

that wasn’t frankenstein at best it was like markenstein or chrisenstein or mattenstein

all three of the books I brought for this 7 hour train ride are the wrong books

ur telling me this sky blew

the blue jays lost so I blocked drake

I love november

shohei ohtani killed my family

just as the band continued to play while the titanic sank the band at this bar is going back up to play at the top of the 10th in game 7

time to log onto bluesky and see what @bigbadbick.bsky.social has been up to

Please help me budget this, my family is dying.

sardina carpenter: have you ever tried fish one

how can I be falling asleep passing out tired on the couch but then I get into bed and suddenly I’m wide awake

what’s your number is such a bizarre movie and also somehow the best movie of all time

I’m hiding out over here until my viral post on the other app stops getting views

my favourite part of movies is the credits and lucky for me they never put ads in the credits

a major plot point in the movie just my luck with lindsay lohan is (spoilers) a drummer losing one of his two drumsticks and chaotically delaying a concert by trying to get it back which is the most unbelievable part of the movie because what drummer shows up to a gig and only brings two drumsticks

gave my dog anti anxiety medication today and it didn’t work like mother like daughter I guess

enjoying a thunderstorm on the porch

a handful of shredded cheese could fix me

despite the horrors there are always even more horrors that are somehow worse

if you’re reading this the curse is broken

despite the horrors there are always even more horrors that are somehow worse

as per usual I have some complaints

life is so beautiful except for that one minuscule thing I simply cannot let go of

It’s funny how I know things before I actually know them

I’m like if a little guy was actually a weird fish

It’s only a tantrum if it’s from the tantrum region of France, otherwise it’s just a sparkling outburst. Cc: @ughfinewhatever.bsky.social

confidentially guessing the answers to the latest rehearsal episode’s autism test and getting them all wrong has been an interesting turning point for me

stress baking is back in a big way

feeling hopeless with nothing to lose somebody bring me corndad

I wish I was the type of person who always wakes up early on weekends

A formative memory for me is being six years old in the Six Flags: Darien Lake gift shop and overhearing a man ask his teenage daughter which wrestling federation WWJD was.

I don’t understand anything anyone says ever and I couldn’t be happier

Please share ➡️ This family is struggling to stabilize after going through not one but two hurricanes (tiktok username walkinon3) and any help is appreciated! gofund.me/16c498fa

ate peanuts last night and my throat has hurt ever since is my roommate’s peanut allergy contagious

how it feels to be alive right now

who up imagining fake scenarios to make themselves upset

I wonder if this platform is ready for my missing roommate story

crazy things are happening right now. not in real life just in my brain. stay tuned for updates

I need the internet to solve a mystery that has plagued me for years now: is the movie Elf offensive and if so why

pronouncing bsky like husky