Please help me budget this, my family is dying.

sardina carpenter: have you ever tried fish one

how can I be falling asleep passing out tired on the couch but then I get into bed and suddenly I’m wide awake

what’s your number is such a bizarre movie and also somehow the best movie of all time

I’m hiding out over here until my viral post on the other app stops getting views

my favourite part of movies is the credits and lucky for me they never put ads in the credits

a major plot point in the movie just my luck with lindsay lohan is (spoilers) a drummer losing one of his two drumsticks and chaotically delaying a concert by trying to get it back which is the most unbelievable part of the movie because what drummer shows up to a gig and only brings two drumsticks

gave my dog anti anxiety medication today and it didn’t work like mother like daughter I guess

enjoying a thunderstorm on the porch

a handful of shredded cheese could fix me

despite the horrors there are always even more horrors that are somehow worse

if you’re reading this the curse is broken

despite the horrors there are always even more horrors that are somehow worse

as per usual I have some complaints

life is so beautiful except for that one minuscule thing I simply cannot let go of

It’s funny how I know things before I actually know them

I’m like if a little guy was actually a weird fish

It’s only a tantrum if it’s from the tantrum region of France, otherwise it’s just a sparkling outburst. Cc: @ughfinewhatever.bsky.social

confidentially guessing the answers to the latest rehearsal episode’s autism test and getting them all wrong has been an interesting turning point for me

stress baking is back in a big way

feeling hopeless with nothing to lose somebody bring me corndad

I wish I was the type of person who always wakes up early on weekends

A formative memory for me is being six years old in the Six Flags: Darien Lake gift shop and overhearing a man ask his teenage daughter which wrestling federation WWJD was.

I don’t understand anything anyone says ever and I couldn’t be happier

Please share ➡️ This family is struggling to stabilize after going through not one but two hurricanes (tiktok username walkinon3) and any help is appreciated! gofund.me/16c498fa

ate peanuts last night and my throat has hurt ever since is my roommate’s peanut allergy contagious

how it feels to be alive right now

who up imagining fake scenarios to make themselves upset

I wonder if this platform is ready for my missing roommate story

crazy things are happening right now. not in real life just in my brain. stay tuned for updates

I need the internet to solve a mystery that has plagued me for years now: is the movie Elf offensive and if so why

pronouncing bsky like husky

today I made a joke about beastiality and nobody batted an eye but then I made a comment about a man’s skidmarks and everyone got SO MAD

(pan cis man) I’ll fuck anyone over

coming over here feels like visiting your local coffee shop when you frequent starbucks every day

I don’t understand how my dog can hate putting on her leash so much when her favourite thing is going outside

this app still says I follow 130 people when I follow like 30 so once that gets sorted out I will actually start following people back

god knew I would be too powerful if I were employed (would spend far too much money on matching pajamas for me and my dog)

it’s too cold to not have a bush right now

one thing that is better here than it is on twitter is that if you update your settings the app won’t let you post photos until you add alt text

save me banana flavoured marshmallows

Being a silly goose? Oh you mean delusions of gander?

we need to go back to the other website

no drafts november on bluesky is just like every other month (they don’t do drafts here)

is this thing on

RIP

slowly starting to follow people on here again so if we’re pals please hmu

can someone please explain why this app says I follow 97 people when I literally follow 2 people

the guy I spent all summer crying over got run off this site and his name has literally become a new niche term for being cancelled so I guess I can start posting here again

my brain is so full of bees today