we’re getting reports that an unprecedented turn of events will make itself known in the not too distant future

grok tuah

when the function has phenylketonurics

they had Transformers in Ancient Greece

🤯🤯🤯

Fat Boy Fall is almost upon us

who invited my man blud😭😭😭

inside you there are two wolves

attacked by his own hounds

Kevin’s Mountain

girl leave me ALONE

always enlightening to look up a new movie on Letterboxd and scroll past 22 quirky little one-liners from the most annoying influencers in the world before finding a single review that runs longer than one sentence. talking about movies is your JOB!

my Lyft driver is listening to Tiny Meat Gang Podcast on his car radio

my som! that is my som!

the opium creature is on the loose

the author of the Oppenheimer biography Nolan based his movie on also has a similar book about Jimmy Carter. we need Nolan to adapt that one next.

nibblin on sponge cake,

i can haz cheezburger in paradise?

im always saying this

What do you think of this Gen X opinion?

Ethel Cain lore is insane. like what do you MEAN the titular “House In Nebraska” isn’t even in Nebraska???

listening to David Byrne on Conan’s podcast and he just said he doesn’t still believe that he’s on the spectrum. this is like my 9/11.

wait im woated

by purging myself of twitter addiction i will decalcify my pineal gland and regain my gifted kid mind powers

24 hours no tweeting

man he was just so goated. we need a new Jack Kirby so bad right now

not Capital U Using bluesky again but i might be using it again on-and-off while i take my sabbatical from Twitter. mainly just as a void to toss thoughts out into, i don’t think this app has the same capability to put me in a trance and steal hours of my time.

lee harvey oswald: *in the book depository* this is for what you did to that bay full of innocent pigs

It didn't help that the denial was voiced out loud by this bear.

its so un-over

me waking up to a twitter ban

gang gang

hey guys just here to let you know about some fun drinks