I think Bubsy struggles in popularity partly due to him being a cat and not cute. Making an anthropomorphic cartoon cat visually appealing and lovable should be the easy part.

Please don't spoil Mandalorian and Grogu for me, I'm trying to wait several months, forget it existed, then stumble upon it happily when logging on to Disney+ wondering why I still subscribe.

basically the whole thing is the result of a conspiracy involving less than 10 bilious transphobes, most of them at The Atlantic or the NYT bsky.app/profile/kiss...

I think I hit "old" around age 21.

Commencement speaker: I love AI and I hate all of you. They gave me a big check to be here. I love firing people at my big company. I bet none of you would get jobs at my business now that we have AI (booing) Commencement speaker: oh? What? What?

Could you have a Ferrara Pan Candy and a Ferrero Rocher in a Ferrari with America Ferrera

When my grandmother turned 50, she bent over so far that her palms comfortably touched the floor. She looked up at me and said, "you know anyone in their fifties who can do this" and then she blasted Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA" while jumping on the bed. An icon. My hero.

Started Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 on PS5. Took 20 minutes to get started because the Invert Y setting is in six different places.

Remembered that the US initially got Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends packaged as Shining Time Station, hosted by Ringo and later George Carlin. I always assumed that was The Show, not a wrapper for American audiences. Realized I had never seen Shining Time Station merch.

The Diane Sawyer Richard Simmons special is sincerely one of the best things I've seen from network TV in a long time. What a fascinatingly complicated person.

It would be neat if they took a GTA 3-sized city with GTA 3-level graphics and made it ridiculously detailed. Give every building an interior, every NPC stuff to do, and build a story about doing whatever you want within that framework. Stop scaling up visuals and fill in the blanks.

My distaste for online bullying is pretty well known but this account underscores just how morally repugnant they are and why anyone caught participating in them should be shut out of social groups.

Manton, Michigan. Bad Vibes, USA.

try not to ride public transportation naked with money taped to your ass screaming “what’s gonna happen?” And you should be fine

Played a good chunk of Kudzu on Super Pocket/Evercade (also available on Switch). Really cool game. Has all the technical limitations of the Game Boy, but smartly designed and feels like a labor of love. Not like I'm putting down a certain multimillion dollar Switch 2 game when I say that.

Why did they call it Bluesky and not…

Watching the Scrubs reboot, and yep, everyone got older… except Carla? Why didn’t Carla age? She looks like they used CG or archival footage.

A simple plea from me to you. Read and share and knock this shit off. www.esquire.com/news-politic...

"There is another."

Star Fox [64 Minutes of Battery Life In Handheld Mode]

people who work in specific fields love love love distressing headlines so they can post "I work in [ ] and I can tell you things are going to get soooooooo much worse. You all have no idea how worse it's going to get."

Out of context, I honestly thought this was an autobiographical film about Antonio Banderas

I feel like the world would be a much different place had this been made into a real movie and filled the Star Wars void of the late 80s to mid 90s

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When the general pervert posts meet my attempts to tell facebook reels to show me Three Stooges content instead

everything transgender doesnt seem so bad now, huh?

I am an unabashed Democrat because I want policy that expands public services and civil protections and it is unimportant for me to be personally included in those expansions.

To clarify, this is the movie. Not Bobbleheads: The Poem, Bobbleheads: The Graphic Novel, or Bobbleheads: The Dissertation.

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

Started Metroid Prime 4. Over the last 20 years, Nintendo has sort of made Samus into a weird military fangirl. I'm pretty sure "bounty hunter" doesn't include showing up to battles and saving everyone. I'm not sure I remember her ever killing/capturing anyone and then collecting a bounty.

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover, and Grogu

carnivore diet? castration anxiety. military adventurism? castration anxiety. vaccine hesitantcy? castration anxiety. dei? woke? crt? castration anxiety. china? castration anxiety. maga? castration anxiety. trades fetishism? castration anxiety. trans panic? castration anxiety.

"Did you hear about this thing I completely made up?" no I didn't because you completely made it up.

Love this beat in Star Trek where Khan whacks a guy so hard he blows the crotch out of his pants

20 years ago I was at a bbq. I went outside to talk with the guys about old video games. I went inside to talk with the girls about babies. Everyone got mad at me. "You have to pick a side. You don't get to be both." It was a disgusting, regressive sentiment in the 2000s and it's even worse now.

One of the things I thought was interesting, if disgusting, was the way the Fall of Roe in 2022 seemed to prompt a fresh wave of “masculinity in crisis” mythmaking. Like there was no way the media would let women and their rights be the national focus for even a second.

SCI-FI AI CONFRONTED WITH AN ERROR: “This is surprising. Perhaps an error in my programming cards. Nothing to fear. I am never wrong.” REAL AI l CONFRONTED WITH AN ERROR: (drunk) “oh fuck shit oh sorry I did it again! I deleted it all. I said I wouldn’t but I did! I knew it too, bro. Whole time.”

Siskel: Reporter first, critic second. Vibes at his specific screening very important. Ebert: His entire life will factor into every review. Sometimes he despises great movies, loves dumb shit, and knows it.

He hasn't gone home because he wanted to show me the pigeon he caught 😵‍💫

WHAT DID SHE DO TO THAT CHICKEN?!?!?

medically i can't think this much about Michael Jackson

I'm not the first to note this but AI psychosis just seems to be "experience what it's like to have yes men" and shows what has happened to any billionaire who has any kind of public profile

Three-card monte has a lot of practical applications that you could see if you weren’t so close-minded. Just pick a card, any card. Gosh.

Social media is just word Tetris.

Well, here it is. A sealed pack of McDonald's Bacon Bits from 1987.

Had a brief chat with a bot account on here today. They went with the angle "the last election was rigged, so don't bother voting in the next one." Claimed to be a Chicagoan. Here they are at a local flower shop. Profile photo had no hands or feet, so nice to see that they grew some since then.