Turns out you can't just challenge the Pope's understanding of Catholic theology

they're talking about you on fox news oomfie

In 1991, "Teen births have crashed since 1991" was literally the future headline that almost all public policymakers were going for. Teen pregnancy was considered a crisis!

Thinking about nuclear shaped charges again

GET HIS ASS, CHICAGO BOB

"the current prime minister of canada and former head of the bank of england visits a professional women's hockey practice and puts pride tape on his stick" is a piece of content so microtargeted to my interests it feels illegal

Sad!: Northernlion to Experience Horrific Doctor Moreau Situation of His Own Design

“the northernlion supercruise” is the most obvious setup for a danganronpa style killing game i’ve ever seen

actually dying

This is Hildegard. She doesn't blink during breakfast because she doesn't want to miss anything. Cowboy hat unrelated. 13/10 (TT: hildebark)

We also have a solution for this.

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

Happy Neil banging out the tunes day!!

Maybe this is how we should write grants for Reviewer #2

WE ARE SO BACK LIBS PERMISSION TO LIB OUT

Viktor Orban accomplished so much of what the Trump movement wants to accomplish here he ruled for 16 years and rewrote the rules in his favor and still, they threw him out and you know what? they did it by voting don’t let anyone tell you voting doesn’t matter

orban controlled the media, the government, the budget, the justice system, the institutions but he did not control the vote casting and he did not control the vote counting theres a lesson here if we are willing to take it

LETS GO EAT SHIT ORBAN

More of wemby wearing wnba shirts please

Science is good. We should fund it.

The last few days have confirmed to me that NASA is genuinely the coolest thing ever. Top 1 most awesome things people have ever done. Fund this shit forever

do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck

it was foretold

This is the most Mariners way this could have gone. I love them

There's also a left populist view he's playing to here that a big share of defense spending goes to a few 'rich men south of Wilmington' or that an enlisted infantry guy 'saw' how Lockheed works

“”I just don’t like them. I don’t like their morals,” said one potential juror. If someone was throwing tear gas at federal agents, “I might applaud them,” another said. “I would want to crucify them,” said a third, referring to the federal government.”

I like people and tofu, seems like a skill issue

*Serious professor voice* So turn in your textbook to page 253 where we see the "mods mods help I spill my jice meme." In one paragragh, please explain how this meme is emblematic of American foreign policy under the 2nd term Trump administation/

Aside from everything else, it’s fascinating to watch an 80 year old man who has never in his life known the shape of a consequence fuck around and find out as hard as it is possible to fuck around and find out.

"sorry I can't come to your once-in-250-years party. I'll be busy doing something it would actually make much more logical sense to do four days later. I bumped it up on purpose so I could throw it in your face. eat shit forever, amen" there is no hater on earth like a hater from Chicago

"b-but it's my heritage" and MY heritage absolutely WHOOPS your heritage's ass

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.

HAPPY CONFEDERATE LOSERS LOST THE WAR DAY

Intermediate proficiency in Japanese is a curse because you learn to recognize how many crypto companies are sponsoring the shrine you're visiting

"The Steategy Cheese threatens to do Avignon Papacy 2" is incredible. No notes

Irasutoya, Japan's popular free clip art library, has released its latest creation in honor of the United States President, Donald Trump. It's a clever play on TACO (Trump Always Chickens Out) and the Japanese word タコ for octopus, which also means "idiot."

"The Pentagon is threatening to create an Antipope" is the funniest real sentence of this year I'm not sorry

OH. MY. GOD. THIS IS THE MILKY WAY SHOT BY THE ARTEMIS II CREW. LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS!!!!

I would simply threaten the Catholic Church with the power of the sword, a problem it has never previously confronted.

The people who can survive the snake pit of Vatican politics long enough to rise to the top tend to be pretty sharp; Leo was effectively Francis’s internal hatchet-man before election. Only way this ends for the crew of dipshits picking fights with them is humiliation on increasingly grand stages.

Always find the local angle

Antipopes appear spontaneously via pair production.