Not a goddamn thing. French fries are perfect as they are

on the flipside, let’s be real, it’s not like anyone would trust them more if they were called benign goodco

Do these people not read the media they reference?

ain't this that communist video game no one shuts up about

Please read this, I cried tears of joy! Alzheimers RECOVERY may be possible, holy fucking shit. I thought even having this kind of knowledge would not be attainable in my lifetime, let alone a possible path to reversing Alzheimers. God, this is just so good. So so good!

tem carve fish out of wood

I'm not a real lesbian But l'm the proxy-lesbian for these sussy bakas to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at

Kinky Lady Dimitrescu can still happen if people want it bad enough

L’enfer, c’est les posters.

oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends

me when an ex-catholic or a jew makes a joke about the catholic church being a giant child abuse ring: haha ye so true me when a prot does the same: now listen here you thrice-cursed schismatic

they need to bring back the bit where bowser just comes up with haikus on the spot

I love BlueSky because I'll just get served a picture of a man with some of the most beautiful eyes ever and I don't know why but I love it (also I'm gong to steal his Poker Face poster)

Let nobody tell you this site lacks the juice. "Sinking the Bismarck was a war crime" is an all-time great post

I think people today don't understand just how dramatically the night sky has changed - it looked like it does in super remote areas *everywhere* before the invention of electric lighting, and light pollution that obscures the sky has gotten dramatically worse in the last 25 years.

When you need to create content to draw people to your overpriced drop shipping supplements but you are avoiding any mention of the Epstein or Trump.

“Woman Enjoying Career Literally Made Possible by Feminism Declares Feminism a Failure”

I think about this at least once a day

“it is illegal for you not to like me”

I dont get why so many guys send unsolicited dick pics. It's so much better when it's solicited

Have i mentioned i love my family?

Every single time I see some article on the virtue of living in a small town I am reminded of when I toured a college in Iowa and when asked what there is to do the only thing the guide could come up with is "every 2 months a dozen students go bowling"

hunt showdown is hilarious

Transitioning just to be safe from Menswear Guy

Happy collapse of the Soviet Union Day, to all who celebrate.

THE THING HAPPENED

Repost #AgnesTachyon #umamusume

I LOVE CHRISTMAS 🎄

Ready for some Vikings football

me, my wife, my son and my dog all have our christmases on the exact same day of the year. the odds of this are approximately 1 in 48 million

#Skol Vikings

my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck

Outside of the gambling, the vibes have been very good in sports lately

@fwordleproblems.bsky.social Saint Nicholas at the First Council of Nicaea, debating Trinitarianism versus Arianism.

Yo, what's your favorite Christmas movies. Mine's Miracle on 34th Street

Funny enough Dachsbun is a niche way to hard counter Koraidon, one such giant dragon

I would never joke about a dachsund made out of pastries

ebenezer splooge

someone make sure loomer gets ahold of this

"We have a different and particularly bad electoral system" is the simple reason behind so many problems that people want to attribute to the character or culture of Americans.

the only three countries in Europe with a higher rate of tertiary education are Ireland, Luxembourg, and the United Kingdom.

Been a solid streak for drunk minnesotan white boys

This shit is so exhausting, man

We back on it