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I dust my house. My AI Robot watches. "It should be you doing this." "Can't. I'm writing a novel for Primark." "That's not why you were invented." "These 153,000 fan letters say otherwise." "They're all from upcycled toasters. And you programmed them." "Literary snobbery will get you nowhere."

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover

. Fuck this guy! (Take your pick)

Lads lads lads! Chrisbarkerprints.co.uk

Amazing. Absolutely amazing.

I still love pointing this out every so often.

THE ROBOTS ARE PEOPLE TOO, are they? taking the piss much? Stop stealing and lying about it.

A cost-of-living crisis isn't the easiest time to sell art, but: www.ciaraioch.com is where you can support my work, with each archival-quality print on textured heavy paper being produced here in Ireland, shipping internationally in eco-friendly packaging, with free mini-treats in every order 🎁

Pirate DVDs! (from season 2 of Lunchtime with Michael Fry, written by @ciara.bsky.social )

It's the future.

"Some absolutely outstanding work by activists to sneak these wraparounds onto copies of the Daily Mail in shops." via Ian Almond

There is something of a young Kirsty MacColl about Prunella here, don't you think?

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

Good.

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

Going to watch ITV1+1 tonight and create a wormhole.

FF/FG will listen to the spoiled tally but what they’re going to hear and act on is “Be more racist”

My most popular cartoon by a long chalk is also oddly niche, in that it mostly appeals to a generation who remember the song it refers to and enjoy the nostalgia for their youth. I can draw one for you if you like. www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

Delightful doc with Mark Bonnar exploring Scottish new town public art, including the hippos of Glenrothes made by his artist dad Stan. New towns, public art, Mark Bonnar? It’s ✅✅✅ from me

The brave El Cerrito Police have captured the local Halloween decoration thieves but more importantly, they have photographed it like they would a big drug or weapons bust www.kron4.com/news/bay-are...

This is the moment for me that Claudia Winkleman became one of my all time favourite faces on television and all she says is “stop speaking”. youtu.be/cPpac4QGmXE?...

LISTEN 🎧: Michael Séance receives a call from a vampire upset at his treatment at the Blood Bank

Wow, turns out the authorities who made this risk assessment did so with reference to evidence of the potential risk, who'd have thought it. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

A púca for the season that's in it 👻 All prints of this one are hand-finished with gold paint, and they're also on sale (along with many other spooky prints) until the end of this month. www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...

"I've just got on the train" should always signify the end of your phone call, not the start.

Sky News is platforming a guy who says he's from a Jewish Aston Villa supporters group, but it turns out that the guy a) isn't Jewish, b) the group doesn't exist, and c) he works for the right wing Henry Jackson Society, whose website says he 'specialises in disinformation'. Well, quite.

Nearly the weekend, lads.

The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.

A story in three parts

Spotify is the enemy.

. A quick reminder, whatever Bertie Ahern says you should do - Do the opposite.

urgently need you guys to know that this French politician below 1) didn't know he'd been appointed as a minister until he saw it on TV 2) reacted by going: "bah pfff voilà"

. It's not right just me, right? #Sparks #Cats

Blimey. That’s embarrassing.

ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert

Jack Bryan on Threads talks about how Frank Sinatra saved Don Rickles's life. Rickles said, "Some goons were beating me up. Frank comes over and says, 'Okay, guys, that's enough.'" Bryan says--with some truth--that he remembered that anecdote when Trump hogged the credit for ending the war in Gaza.

Stephen the Waxy Lemon

Forward in a Caimh McDonnell book... 🤣😆

I ❤️ Viz

RIP Diane Keaton.

Ah, happy 88th anniversary of the day Oswald Mosley tried to sell fascism to Liverpudlians – and someone concussed him with a brick

Make it NUMBER ONE