The big tech founder whose 417-foot, $500 million superyacht needs a 256-foot, $75 million superyacht to "shadow" it -- because the bigger yacht lacks a helipad -- had to cut his paper's newsroom almost in half, for reasons

You couldn’t make this stuff up. Robert Jenrick and Suella Braverman accidentally voted with Labour to abolish the two-child benefit cap tonight after entering the wrong lobby!

Me watching Rice and Grealish play for England at Euro 2020

This is exactly what all the guns were said to be for. Exactly this. Where is all that tyranny resistance we’ve heard so much about?

100 Bazillion times this.

The Manics are getting a bit niche

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

Apple & Google removed ICE tracking apps in their app stores. TikTok reportedly suppressed videos criticizing ICE & the shooting of Alex Pretti. Meta blocked Facebook groups tracking ICE & links to a database of agents that the government wants to keep secret. Big Tech is enabling Trump's regime.

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

Please share. 💔

They’re going to have to release the Epstein files to distract from all the murders.

For Jim Moir/Vic Reeves' birthday, a reminder it's thirty years this year since this advert.

I know it's not within the hundred most awful things here, but... the nearest penguins to Greenland are in the Galapagos, five thousand fucking miles away

Presented without comment. youtube.com/watch?v=kSQ8...

I need at least 3 more folk to sign up for my Edinburgh Adult Education Programme archaeology classes at Craigentinny, or the course will be cancelled. If you know anyone who might be interested, please let them know. Thank you! adulteducationedinburgh.spydus.co.uk/cgi-bin/spyd...

Epic Insanity! Sublime Silliness!! Classic Nonsense!!! #TheSpongeBobMovie_SearchForSquarepants is on Digital now, so you can lose brain cells from the comfort of your very own home. ❤️ (& Arrrgh) from The Flying Dutchman 🏴‍☠️☠️💀

Since it's such a stressful time, I thought I'd give you all a little treat: a website streaming over 4,000 public domain movies, neatly categorized. (You can thank me later.) wikiflix.toolforge.org#/

Do you all know the joys of the Danish Voice Actor for Starscream in the original Transformers cartoon? I promise you aren't ready for it.

Greenland embraces the new MAGA hat: ‘Make America Go Away’

me when you get your acoustic guitar out at a party I was up to that point enjoying

"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."

This from @lukeoneil47.bsky.social is the most relatable yet most stinging thing I’ve read in a long while 💜

“I think you’re in my seat”

Everything Trump is doing now (from from Portland to Minneapolis to Chicago) is a preamble for his regime's real goal: to invoke the Insurrection Act. I don’t want to unduly alarm you, but I've been warning for months of this imminent danger. Let me explain what’s going on.

🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔

a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance

just tell trump he got greenland. he'll most likely be dead soon, so you probably won't have to keep up the lie for very long. if he asks to visit you can fly him literally anywhere and say it's greenland

Bohemian Shat-sody

In "celebration" of thr Pepto Bismol ad now being on the radio, I took some popular radio-friendly songs and added the "Diarrhea" guy.

Nuts in May on BBC FOUR tonight.

This is my new album. It's instrumental, apart from some crowd chanting on Your Gold, Mr Bridger. The average tune length is two minutes and eight seconds. There are fourteen tunes. It sounds like old telly music. It's ace. I'd love it if you listened. I've love it even more if you shared it.

Shre this with anybody and everybody in your life who has questions. Ask them to watch it start to finish www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...

"Madam, return my jacket immediately!" #TheTraitors #Traitors #TraitorsUK #DoctorWho

Strasbourg head coach Liam Rosenior is the current favourite to take over at Chelsea. Whether he gets the job or not remains to be seen, but he'd be a welcome addition to the Premier League. One of most intelligent, articulate and socially conscious figures in the game.

This is why they want us talking about day care scams.

Tom and Jerry

Ok, I did it. bsky.app/profile/rebe...

Post Office and Fujitsu had deal 19 years ago to fix Horizon errors, paper shows

If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

Sad to hear about Chris Rea I know he had a lot of health issues but very sad given the time of year. #RIPChrisRea

Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.

There's a powerful illustration here regarding "influencers" vs. "experts".

“This aged well”

PS Meghan Twohey, who broke this “Trump freed the Tates” story, is called ”ferocious” in Georgetown alum magazine. issuu.com/washingtonia... She won a Pulitzer for Weinstein. IMO her biggest story was Reuters series on a ”child exchange”. For strong stomachs only www.reuters.com/investigates...