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Your Joke is Factually Incorrect: A Guide to Dying Alone
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On very rare days Iām in an inexplicably good mood. And the good mood makes me less worried about other peopleās perception of me -and thatās definitely a ālike a snake eating itselfā scenario but Iām not trynna unpack all that right now- but someone asked me if I was coming off a mushroom trip š§µ
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On very rare days Iām in an inexplicably good mood. And the good mood makes me less worried about other peopleās perception of me -and thatās definitely a ālike a snake eating itselfā scenario but Iām not trynna unpack all that right now- but someone asked me if I was coming off a mushroom trip š§µ
1 day ago
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Kashana
1 day ago
Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and weāre doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
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Sometimes self care is going home after a 9 hour bartending shift and housing an entire box of Lucky Charms.
2 days ago
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Bartending tonight Iād had enough of this group of dudes and I finally cut in with āa circle is, by definition, perfect. An imperfect circle is some version of an oval.ā I was met- ABSOLUTELY FAIRLY- with blank stares. Pedantry isnāt a great quality in a bartender.
3 days ago
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Acyn
8 days ago
Roberts: Letās bring in the Secretary of Energy, Chris Wright. He joins us now.
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The way loneliness is amplified when you scream into the void, hoping for a replyā¦
10 days ago
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Yāall ever get so angry your heart rate drops? This is a real question. I had to do some research because I thought I was losing it.
13 days ago
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Autocorrect tried to change āarticulateā to āartichoke,ā and honestly at this point yeah. Who gives a shit.
13 days ago
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And maybe itās pertinent to note that Iām a bartender, but it shouldnāt be. If you have a problem with someone, or you think they have a problem with you? Use. Your. Words.
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13 days ago
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Some new person at work doesnāt understand why we donāt get along. I know this because five different people have told me as much. You know who DOES know? Me. The one person you havenāt spoken to.
13 days ago
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This bartender would like to report that she had no idea so many people were bobsledding experts.
15 days ago
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Dudes really be out here remembering the lineup from a defunct NFL team but cannot for the LIFE of them remember their childrenās birthdays.
15 days ago
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This is the job of the eldest daughter.
add a skeleton here at some point
17 days ago
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Iām the bully in the family group chat.
17 days ago
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Yeah tinder is great.
22 days ago
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I am TICKLED by this.
add a skeleton here at some point
27 days ago
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simi
27 days ago
the bushes were people š
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Patrick Monahan
27 days ago
Google servers overloaded from angry queries like āPuerto Rico part of America trueā
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The bad guys lost.
27 days ago
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Lmao that touchdown was ridiculous.
27 days ago
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Iām going through it.
27 days ago
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FUCK YES
27 days ago
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NOOOOOOOOOOO
27 days ago
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GODDAMNIT
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raymz
28 days ago
Me (watching Olympic figure skating): Holy shit, that was amazing NBC Commentator: Thatās terrible, he should go to jail for that
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Collinsworth!! SHUT UP.
27 days ago
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I swear I donāt wanna, but every gd Budweiser commercial that airs during the Super Bowl makes me cry.
27 days ago
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āItās amazing how deep inside the hole he can get.ā Collinsworth. Do you HEAR yourself?
27 days ago
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Lmao not an official taking a giant digger.
27 days ago
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Iām eating wings, fries, and Reeseās Puffs cereal in the event you were interested in how Iām doing.
27 days ago
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āThe lady of liberty is heads⦠and this side is tailsā made me laugh so hard.
27 days ago
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Gotta love Green Day for kicking off āAmericaās Gameā with American Idiot.
27 days ago
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dan mentos
27 days ago
30 minutes until kick-off. time to load up my cart with 2 weeks worth of groceries and get in the express lane
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I read the sentence āfungi arenāt plants,ā and even though I KNOW thatās true, I donāt like it. I do not like that sentence one bit.
29 days ago
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My daughter is in Manhattan Beach for work. Iām not jealous itās fine I love winter in Wisconsin.
29 days ago
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Imagine being my landlord.
about 1 month ago
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If I could remember what game it was⦠I swear it was basketball.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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ESPNs captions just called someone Issac Asimov. Thereās no way thatās real, right???
about 1 month ago
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I do not understand how the Spurs are beating OKC.
about 1 month ago
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EIGHT IN A ROW. Letās go Knicks.
about 1 month ago
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This Knicks game might end me.
about 1 month ago
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The everyday grief⦠The weight that people carry, every single day. The way that if you boil it down the weight that so many people carry⦠and they carry it like itās nothing?
about 1 month ago
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My pipes froze and I currently donāt have running water and thereās a bunch of shit water backed up into my shower and seriously I want to know what I did in a past life that I get fucked so hard at every turn.
about 1 month ago
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LETāS GO BADGERS
about 1 month ago
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MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE.
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about 1 month ago
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That last one is an oldie. And YES I WROTE IT please donāt come at me.
about 1 month ago
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I laugh a lot. The alternative is screaming forever.
about 1 month ago
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Iām sorry everything is terrible Iām trying to just be okay for a minute. My poor uber driver had to listen to me cry for 20 minutes because Iām not gonna lose it while Iām tending bar but godDAMNIT.
#FUCKICE
#IStandWithMN
about 1 month ago
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We have fun, here.
about 1 month ago
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