Marco Rubio in Vanity Fair.

🎶Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rum Santa's run off to the Caribbean He thinks about boat drinks And fun in the sun Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rhum🎶 #JimmyBuffett #FinsUp #BubblesUp 🦈🆙️ 🫧🆙️

Did coffee just come out my nose? Maybe it did.

Getting the Olympics and World Cup whose locations were chosen decades ago is quite the feat. *vigorously makes jerk off motion*

Rest easy, Rob Reiner 🙏🏾💙🕊 This scene from "All In The Family"..... still applicable. Caroll O'Connor 🕊 Sally Struthers 💙

The “i’ll fix everything on day one” loser is still blaming Joe Biden on day 328.

🤘🏼🖤🎄🚁 🔥

#IDeserveAPrizeFor putting up with your major award

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

Department of War’s new motto should be: Dead men tell no tales.

I keep seeing Republicans saying how he works a tremendous amount of hours a day. Shooting off 120 rage-filled Truth Social posts in 4-hours is not working. It’s insomnia and hate.

“I never believed in magicians, but I think there is quiet magic in being alive." #Kindness #Beautiful

🎶Everybody's got a cousin in Miami Everybody understands The impromptu Dancing in the heat to the beat That turns your clothing clammy Everybody needs to have A dream come true🎶 #JimmyBuffett #FinsUp #BubblesUp 🦈🆙️ 🫧🆙️

This is what happens when you have the least qualified Secretary of Defense in our country’s history.

If someone is arrested for a Ponzi scheme, in court docs, does it list the crime ne’s legal name, Arthur Ponzarelli?

🎶Nobody works on Friday Nobody seems to care Jump in the car, hop on a plane Gotta, gotta get somewhere🎶 #JimmyBuffett #FinsUp #BubblesUp 🦈🆙️ 🫧🆙️

(me, who never even leaves the house) i could be a space pirate

shark: *smirking* no hablo inglés

🎶Spend it while you can Before it's taken from your hand There's no free ride in this Carnival world🎶 #JimmyBuffett #FinsUp #BubblesUp 🦈🆙️ 🫧🆙️

#HowToGetReadyForThanksgiving Wine. 🥂

Bold move to name your store after what sounds like a type of porn

Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.

#TheMostRidiculousConfessions . . . 😆

#TheMostRidiculousConfessions . . . 🥴

The first thing that came to mind when I saw this ad

"Quiet, piggy!"

🎶See the ship heading for the rocks See the time melting off the clocks There's a light shattering all the locks And saves me It saves me🎶 #JimmyBuffett #FinsUp #BubblesUp 🦈🆙️ 🫧🆙️

A bunch of people are going to have stressed out brain tissue from trying to remember a lot of stuff.

🎶So we hopped back In the rental car And we hit the cruise control Pretty soon the town Was out of sight We left behind a fat barmaid A cowboy and a dog Racin' for a Ringling Friday night🎶 #JimmyBuffett #FinsUp #BubblesUp 🦈🆙️ 🫧🆙️

Blaming the victim is always the strategy of the oppressor‼️

I really like the opening credits to It: Welcome to Derry. Fun illustrations that end up really dark.

🎶Came along a dolphin, he said Jolly Mon, hello I've always loved your singing climb aboard, don't let go Oh-oh-oh Jolly Mon sing Oh-oh-oh make the oceans ring🎶 #JimmyBuffett #FinsUp #BubblesUp 🦈🆙️ 🫧🆙️

The dark side #IAmNotAFollowerOf. Pimpin' the light side, I am.

#IAmNotAFollowerOf a cult. I just want my neighbourhood to look good.

Republicans have officially caused the longest government shutdown in U.S. history. Folks aren’t getting paid, families are wondering if they'll have food on the table — and now they’re closing off airspace right before the holidays. (1/2)

Fully willing participant‼️

Really hard to fathom I hate an old white man more than I hated Cheney but it’s not even close atp

Think your Sunday was rough? Flavor Flav had to turn back all of his jewelry.

Another Cuomo endorsement

Nobody warns you that getting older means you’ll hurt your back picking up nothing. Not groceries, not a child, just the concept of gravity reminding you it’s still employed.

“Wondered away from his handler” This is hilarious‼️

Please, nobody tell my car that the clocks went back, thanks.

Impressive. Cuz media are complicit.

Kim Kardashian needs to calm the fuck down!

A lot of people are quoting this post and that's good because they should, AI sucks and robs us of something special and only mediocre uncreative piss-babies rely on it to make anything at all, fuck AI, p.s. Emma Thompson is now the president, sorry, that's just how it is

Ha ha

🎶Lyin' in this hammock now It sure feels good to get An equal strain on all parts🎶 #JimmyBuffett #FinsUp #BubblesUp 🦈🆙️ 🫧🆙️

Excuse me sir there’s a hair in my coffee