Do you ever hear a recording of your own voice and wonder how that person has any friends?

🎶Disregard confession, stop Trying to make impressions On your corporate climb It might come as quite a shock But you can't really own that rock It's just a waste of time So, take a holiday🎶 #JimmyBuffett #FinsUp #BubblesUp 🦈🆙️ 🫧🆙️

Weird thing where people say “no one could have predicted it” when really what they mean is their political commitments and orientation were such that they ignored everyone who was predicting it Sorry but “no one could have“ and you having your head stuck up your ass are two different situations

When all the Project 2025 guys are in place and they deem its Vance’s time, they will release the Epstein files to remove him. (My conspiracy theory). This will all be horrible but can Steven Miller go when he does? That would be a bonus.

It was the 2011 White Correspondent’s Dinner when Obama roasted Trump. That’s the actual moment that lead to all of this, I’m convinced of it.

🎶Her voice is a temptation It's a siren song When we kiss there could Be no wrong I ask her to marry me To be my wife And we could do the backstroke For the rest of our lives🎶 #JimmyBuffett #FinsUp #BubblesUp 🦈🆙️ 🫧🆙️

It began with crowd size.

"They're want to give healthcare to illegals" has the same vibe as "They're eating your pets."

#PumpkinsAreNotFor worshiping even if you think they are “great.” -Linus Van Pelt probably

#PumpkinsAreNotFor smashing. Unless you're a band.

► FunHouseRadio.com <-- TUNE IN #meme #memes #halloween #fun

Is he really shutting down the government to keep the Epstein files from getting out?

83 wins. That’ll do. Seriously, tho how fun was this weekend? Go Reds #ATOBTTR

🎶I got the same old face Same old smile and Them same old baby blues I'm still doing the rhumba baby So I'm still the man for you🎶 #JimmyBuffett #FinsUp #BubblesUp 🦈🆙️ 🫧🆙️

I made these new absinthe green serigraphs inspired by William Butler Yeats’ love poem, Second Troy www.mollycrabapple.com/shop/p/9amf3...

This slipped under my radar. The LDS church & others have submitted an amicus brief in the Brad Little vs. Hecox case. They’re REALLY saying the quiet part out loud. They want the religious freedom to discriminate (hate people systemically). tinyurl.com/3spdayx3

Sweep the Cubs in 4. Lose 2 of 3 to the effing Pirates. Beat the best team in all of baseball to be tied for the last wild card spot with 2 games left. This is crazy, fun times. #atobttr #goreds #wildcard

Had a bit of engine trouble on the first ride of the season

Maybe this question has been asked but what did the makers of Tylenol do or say to make him go after them?

🎶Tuesday on the island Not much goin' on The parties are all over They ended just past dawn🎶 #JimmyBuffett #FinsUp #BubblesUp 🦈🆙️ 🫧🆙️

🎶I guess music and lyrics Are what I do best I'm all done explaining Or passin' some test So pour me another It's good for my health I'm not ready to put The book on the shelf🎶 #JimmyBuffett #FinsUp #BubblesUp 🦈🆙️ 🫧🆙️

#WhatNotToDoInAutumn make bad jokes online

Susan, I hope I look as good as you at 102!

It’s been quite awhile since I have been invested in MLB this late in the season. #atobttr #goreds

Scary what’s happening in the US right now‼️

#ThePirateInMeSays FINS UP!

Our wallet is our POWER right now‼️

All of this shit sucks ass but it's insult to injury that not one of these people are attractive. We're under the boot of a bunch of hatchet face dweebs. I saw a video of Trump in the UK and that bronzer made him look like a rack of ribs.

As a matter of fact…

Everything Maron says. Right here.

🎶My Twain of thought Is loosely bound I guess it's time to Mark this down Be good and you Will be lonesome Be lonesome and you Will be free Live a lie and you Will live to regret it That's what livin' is to me🎶 #JimmyBuffett #FinsUp #BubblesUp 🦈🆙️ 🫧🆙️

#CartoonCharactersInFilmsOrSongs Jabber Jaws: The Revenge

#CartoonCharactersInFilmsOrSongs Pinky and the Man with Two Brains

🎶If you're on the road Trackin' down your every night Playin' for a livin' beneath The brightly colored lights And if you ever wonder why You ride this carousel You do it for the Stories you can tell🎶 #JimmyBuffett #FinsUp #BubblesUp 🦈🆙️ 🫧🆙️

i thought a labubu was a vagina injury

I had to sign some papers this weekend. Every page my signature was similar but different.

2025’s official slogan is “It Gets Worse.”

Instead of using “YMCA” at events he should change his song to “I’m Afraid of Americans.”

🎶I got a school boy heart A novelist eye Stout sailor's legs and A license to fly🎶 #JimmyBuffett #FinsUp #BubblesUp 🦈🆙️ 🫧🆙️

🎶I'm nobody from nowhere You'd have ever heard of anyway Ain't no city way down there You could have heard a pin drop Any time of day🎶 #JimmyBuffett #FinsUp #BubblesUp 🦈🆙️ 🫧🆙️

Trump Goes After Actor Tom Hanks, Calling Him 'Destructive' And 'WOKE'. Well, sometimes life it's like a box of chocolates and the Epstein Files need to be released...

#daryldixon Holy Shawn of the Dead

Saw that MTG said she talked to the president and wants to bring the Epstein victims to the Oval Office. HEY MARJORIE, READ THE ROOM!

Bill Belichick is basically Wooderson from Dazed and Confused. Just trying to relive his glory days on the football field. “That’s what I like about these college girls, I get older and they stay the same age.”

She swore that she’d never been with a parrot before, but when he got her home, she sure seemed like a girl who’d seen a cockatoo.