Once again, I ask people to stand 8/10 feet back from the baggage claim to allow those whose bags are *actually* on the belt to collect their bags. Get. The fuck. Out. Of my way.

Congratulations to everyone who wrote an op-ed about how he just wants americans to eat better

Reupping this #Survivor49

This. I think some people have stayed there because they don't want to face losing their follower numbers... But objectively, why add to the collective harm of enabling the far right and Elon Musk?

Fuck that

I wish we could put this on signs for drivers but they’d have to look up from their phones in order to see it… @thewaroncars.bsky.social

This entire year

These massive blunt-nosed bastard trucks need to be taxed out of existence. They're a consistent threat to the safety of pedestrians and cyclists (especially children).

epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this there are other, better franchises - let this one go

No one is allowed to yell “let’s goooooooooo!” ever again. Jag & Jas have surpassed the world’s quota. #tar38

I call this “why I can’t go inside Costco if it’s too busy.” Oh, you’re just parking your cart sideways next to the sample stand and you’re gonna stand there eating your sample thus blocking the entire aisle? Cool.

Cool. Because we’ve currently got a lack of gas guzzlers.

This is only staggering if you’re an idiot.

Matchbox 20/Rob Thomas

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

She sees your fandom as affirmation, your money as funding for the harm she causes to trans people. It doesn't matter how you feel about her work, whether it was a formative touchstone or not. If you still buy the merch or hype up Harry Potter, you are complicit.

We’ve 100% lost the war on using phones while driving and it’s the worst.

Insane but true fact: making US roads as safe as Canadian, Australian, or European roads would save more lives than eliminating murder from the US.

I will never forgive you for this.

Wild how the Boy Mayor age for cis white men overlaps with the geriatric pregnancy age

Ranting lunatic says what?

This is a straightforward Republican attack line, what the fuck is he doing

Kelly Clarkson continues to be one of the few things America really got right

It’s wild propaganda has convinced millions the money they pay to taxes should not improve their lives.

Driving in traffic is a dull and unpleasant chore and the only way Americans can escape having to do it all the time is by moving to one of three very expensive cities. This is bad and we should fix it.

DNC: We're going to fight to the very end to save healthcare for all Americans! GOP: Fine, nobody gets paid. DNC: No matter how bad it gets, we'll fight! GOP: Millions will starve. DNC: Do your worst, we won't give! GOP: We'll make your flights a bit late. DNC: We unconditionally surrender.

Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.

Get a load of this Susan Collins bs

“I know you can’t afford things but we also cannot afford things” will be, I predict, a losing message. The world’s first trillionaire is on the horizon. “We can’t afford transportation, healthcare, food and shelter” will no longer cut it for the “progressive” party.

This only strengthens my resolve to never shop there again. *shudder*

Make them illegal within 25 feet of any door

Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do

Writing about Elon Musk’s pay package without leading with this is like profiling John Wayne Gacy’s booming party clown career.

People thinking they’re inventing network television after 10 years of destroying network television, I am going to walk into the fucking ocean.

The truly maddening thing is that, unlike when I was a young man in science and the materials and engineering just weren’t there yet, the future is *right there.* The problem is *solved*. What’s holding us back is not just greed, but this bizarre nostalgia, an obsession with petro- masculinity.

Nothing to see here, literally! Just 6ft me standing, you read that right, standing upright in front of a truck. @thewaroncars.bsky.social

we can chalk it up to youth and inexperience but the biggest mistake the mamdani campaign made was winning by 8.8% and not 1.5%, which is the margin needed for the media to say it’s a total mandate

this was fun. let’s do it again.

I just watched a mayor-elect in my state defy an authoritarian at the height of his institutional power—with Congress and the court behind him. I watched him deliver a full-throated defense of transgender Americans and immigrants and declare in no uncertain terms that he is a democratic socialist.

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Don't forget that Zohran Mamdani spent his entire campaign standing proudly beside the trans community. He went to trans rights rallies just to show support. He proudly waved trans rights flags without hesitation. He refused to back down in support of trans rights. That makes me happy.

It’s disheartening to see Teen Vogue dissolved into Vogue and its political team let go. For years, it was one of the few mainstream spaces that made room for honest, radical commentary on justice, inequality & the world we actually live in. I’m grateful it gave me a home for so many of my op-eds

Imagine a society where people were paid enough that they don’t need food assistance…

I fucking love standard time.

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back! Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary. Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest! #MundaneHalloween