i think something is wrong with everyone. just something i've noticed

Motion to replace the saying “jumped the shark” in the American lexicon with “flew the poop airplane.”

Political parties must shift immediately and dramatically to the left to avoid alienating these frustrated and abandoned young women. Am I doing this right?

It’s my understanding that if your favorite Ninja Turtle as a kid was Donatello that you’re gay. Anyone on here not follow that pattern?

not returning your shopping cart is a sign of moral decay. if you abandon your shopping cart in the parking lot, seek therapy or perhaps jesus

Periodic reminder that Spotify has been a piece of shit for YEARS, even among the pretty shitty options for streaming, and you should absolutely cancel your subscription at your first opportunity.

lol “find your own instead of stealing” in defense of columbus day

Happy National Coming Out Day! 🏳️‍🌈 Whether you’re coming out, inviting in, or exploring, telling your story is an act of resistance in this moment. Share your story today: hrc.im/millionvoices #NationalComingOutDay #LGBTQ #Equality

"even if it's AI, it's at least true" hard to overstate the damage this stuff is doing to people's brains. we're gonna be cleaning the slop out of archives for decades

Do you ever get the feeling that people don't know what "communist" means?

If someone doesn’t say “my ox is broken” about their partner Phil should eliminate them all #tar38

"what if we support trans rights and we lose" buddy I hate to break it to you but you have already tried throwing trans people under the bus and you still lost

An adult driver angry at a child they hit with their car. Our car culture summed up in one video.

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

Oh good grief. Help us, @thewaroncars.bsky.social

Hi @npr.org! We worked late tonight putting together this handy pocket guide! It doesn't address road design issues, but if we're going to educate road users, we should include drivers. It's the size of a folded business card. Print it, fold it, put it in your wallet!

Just walked past a truck and the top of the hood was even with my nose. I’m 6’2. This needs to be regulated out of existence.

Airlines merged from 12 major carriers in 1980 to 4 today. Four giants control 80% of meat processing. A handful of companies control the pharmaceutical industry. The evidence of corporate concentration is everywhere. It means more power for them and less freedom for you.

And the thing is … one reason *not* to gradually dull your brain into a barely sentient electrolytic jar of pickles is that sometimes … the WiFi doesn’t work. You don’t want to end up in a thunderstorm with a box of cereal and a gallon of milk screaming into the dark, “WHAT DO I DO FIRST?”

I dunno why everyone complains. AI fucking rules. Just look at these product photos. This is clearly superior to what we used to do.

Happy 71st Birthday to Ruby Bridges, who at the age of 6 desegregated the New Orleans public schools. She’s younger than 30 senators and our last two presidents—and only 7 years older than Barack Obama. The past isn’t past.

I guess Amazon must not have enough money.

why can't the democrat messaging on trans people be "no, we are not going to force children to undergo genital inspections in order to play sports"

Has your electricity bill gone up dramatically this summer? The heat isn’t the only force to blame. Dr. Sasha Luccioni and Yacine Jernite's piece for Tech Policy Press explores how AI data centers are causing home electricity bills to skyrocket across the country. buff.ly/9sx8Lws

Y’all need to abandon Spotify, if you’re still listening to that 💩

My least popular (and most correct) view is that cars should be automatically limited to the local speed limit. Put the pedal to the floor and you still can't go over 25mph in a residential area. (15 in Manhattan btw)

starting to think maybe RFK Jr. was telling the truth in the hundreds of podcasts and speeches he did about being anti-vax and then lied that one time in front of Congress

Deskilling is real. This is the world generative AI peddlers long for, one where people are incompetent without their service. Don't outsource your brain to this shit. You'll regret it.

I couldn’t find a big boulder so the Korok seed remains available

ok, but what if she promoted it with a video with an unmistakable flop-sweat aura of "please take us seriously"

Something not limited to Sean Duffy is how people will get into their cars and think nothing of the risk they face of death or injury, which is several orders of magnitude greater than your risk of being hurt on public transit. Driving a car is the most dangerous thing most people do each day.

These people never seem to have anything to say about things like how Ring cameras turn everyone into malicious paranoid volunteer cops but the second a rich guy gets caught being stupid in public it’s a societal crisis

The fucking head of fucking XBox Graphics used a fucking "AI" slop image to hire new engineers but couldn't tell that the fucking screen on the fucking monitor is facing backwards.

I'm sorry but this whole thing makes me feel insane. Let's just be real: we stole basic independence from generations of kids and teenagers by intentionally making our cities deadly + impossible to travel outside a car, and now corporations are selling a worse version of it back to them at a price.

“What was supposed to save money had, instead, caused a host of problems.” Hahahahahahahahahhaaha www.bbc.com/news/article...

I know there’s much bigger issues to worry about, but I swear if Netflix doesn’t stop sending me emails recommending that I watch Poop Cruise I’m gonna lose it.

I think greeting cards are stupid and that we as a society should ban together and stop doing them. Who’s with me?

Next big Supreme Court case Justice Sotomayor’s dissent should just be: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i think, unfortunately, that this may be my masterpiece

The cruelty of this is, genuinely, staggering. This is a policy that saves virtually no money whatsoever whose success is measured in the number of children it kills.

I really think Noem’s plans to “liberate” California from its democratically elected government with military force should not have gotten lost in the news cycle but that appears to be exactly what is happening

lol, people only complain about noise if it comes from transit. Large trucks and SUVs are notoriously silent

Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit

It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence. They are in charge.

Reporters: stop saying Los Angeles is under curfew. Downtown is under curfew. That is a small part of Los Angeles. Everyone else is going about their regularly scheduled lives out in the open and rolling their eyes at all of this.

oh my god these fucking people