Just finding out my parents scheduled brunch during the North London Derby tomorrow 🥲🤬

I did a whole thing setting up Remote Play for my PS5, tested it at home, and ….. it doesn’t work. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

I picked the right week to return to Texas.

So Houston is really big

Chelsea fans:

The Amen from the Parsons Ave Maria is probably the most beautiful Amen I’ve ever sung and will ever sing. Even if I had to sing countertenor. That C to A-flat jump 🫦🫦🫦🫦

I don’t think I ever got over this. (No, I didn’t watch any later season of Glee. Ryan Murphy starts amazingly and then gets unhinged quickly. Not worth investing in a show for that mess.)

Not my seatmate having a “Come and Take It” belt buckle 🥴🥴🥴🥴 DCA-SAT is always wild.

When your flight is soon, you can’t find your cummerbund, but you decide to make the top right drawer a tie drawer… 😵‍💫 Why am I like this?

I mean, it really doesn’t get more alarm bells than this.

Gregory Abbott nowhere to be found, I see

Dear Gianni Infantino: Disrespectfully, what the fuck? Yours insincerely, Bobert P.S. Boycott the World Cup.

The best time to stay out of Iran’s business was 70 years ago. And if not then, then 50 years ago. And if not then, last year. And if not then, right fucking now.

Keep it up, Texas. Maybe we’ll have a primary turnout that’s remotely respectable instead of like… 12%.

Normally not a fan of cute names for bills but there are exceptions to every rule

This has been stuck in my head for days. Weg, weg!

Maybe somebody at CNN can explain the difference here because I don’t qwhite understand it 🤔

Dems get… fiscal conservatism in the national divorce? Is there *anything* from its former platform that the GOP stands for anymore?

It’s all projection. Enforce the laws, give the FEC a mandate, and enact a stronger, more robust Voting Rights Act that bans partisan gerrymandering and updates the formula for preclearance.

Oh for fuck’s sake.

And this is why it should be illegal!

Once again, the US has leverage to stop these atrocities that we are not using. Individual sanctions aren't enough. Congress must act & pass my & @sarajacobs.house.gov bill to halt arms sales to the UAE until they stop arming the genocidal RSF. We are not powerless to help end this.

Reframing this is ESSENTIAL. Democrats have been fighting each other when the rhetorical battles should be here. Make them defend the indefensible. Tie them to this. Let them all drown in the maelstrom they created.

So uh… maybe you shouldn’t have fucking defunded the Corporation for Public Broadcasting. Also many networks do this every year for Memorial Day and for Independence Day.

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Do not fall into the trap of defending the very terrible very right-wing very lawless very corrupt MAGA Supreme Court just because Donald Trump is attacking it. Nobody has done more to undermine voting rights in the last 50 years than John Roberts and his cronies.

“Respondent cannot rely on the sheer unlawfulness of his clients’ conduct as an excuse for his failure to defend such unlawfulness.” 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Getting called a repugnant monster for checking in on a (former) mutual who expressed clear intent to commit self harm is uh… well… that’s enough internet for today/this week. 👋

This has been the theme of the Trump administration: lie about how ineffective or corrupt something is, break it, then scramble to put the pieces back together at huge expense to the American taxpayer. Fraud, waste, and abuse: it’s always projection with these crooks.

Again… this administration is filled to the gills with wildly inappropriate leaders who commit impeachable offenses regularly. And yet we’re basically treating it all like business as usual. The Republican House impeached Secretary Mayorkas for following the law. But this? Totally fine.

I know American men haven't been successful at the Olympics. But I really believe that if we televise men's sports and get them some financial support, there's real upside there. Think about it: Nearly half of all Americans are men, surely some of them might be good at sports

Trump has doubled his net worth since being reelected through blatant and egregious corruption. The salary is peanuts.

Big Mouth of Sauron vibes. Has anyone seen Karoline lately? Did she get sent back in time?

Anyone have any fun or witty @letterboxd.social lists? Here are my two contributions.

Remember when the Obamas visited the Costa del Sol on a private vacation they paid for, and the American media lost their fucking minds??? Literally every day there is a massive corruption scandal, and it’s so exhausting to see that what was a horrific abuse under a Dem admin is a blip for the GOP.

This is so bleak. “Controversial” isn’t even defined, so it’s completely left open for the complaining students (and more likely well funded astroturfing groups) to decide what the controversy is?

I hate him, &c.

This is … a bit too on the nose. Even for him.

Now why did they schedule it on Friday, 13 March… 😳

Please pray for @wilshere.bsky.social and me, two Arsenal fans, going to see Wuthering Heights (2026) shortly. My head is on Mars. Emerald Fennell, please smoothe our brains.

On top of this, I was seeing reports about political activism by Palantir (and other federal contractors). It wasn’t specifically my remit during my brief government stint, but federal contractors can’t make political donations with contractor funds.

SAKA #COYG

I’m a software engineer in tech and she is absolutely correct.

Does the NBCE do anything useful or is it just a scam organization? I had to spend $75 to get a former character and fitness assessment for another jurisdiction because they said I listed an employer on my prior app that I did not on my current one. Sure enough, that was not true!

Raiding the concentration camp to stop the dissemination of letters from children highlighting the poor conditions they’re held in is straight up Nazi shit. ICE are Nazis.

AOC said ”um”

Tbqh the entire team should walk out. I’ve been waiting for this for months.

Breaking: Hillary Clinton has accused the Trump admin of a "cover-up" over its handling of the Epstein files. "Get the files out. They are slow-walking it." On her upcoming deposition before the Oversight Committee: "We have nothing to hide … We think sunlight is the best disinfectant."

“At least we have a code, even if it doesn’t include or protect you” is some bullshit. Fuck you.