Over 109k accounts have blocked ICE per ICE Block Tracker. Couch lover most blocked 😂 ice.0x0.boo

Is this gonna be my Wolverine era??

The neighbors better be only dog sitting because I can't even enjoy having the door and windows open without hearing two dogs loudly barking non-stop.

Eevee is really into John Wick 2. Should I be worried?

Yes, Leigh McGowan! Wipe that smug rapist pedo sympathizer Scott Jennings' smirk right the fuck off. Right. The. Fuck. Off. And yes, if you treat the Epstein files as something so trivial, you are a sympathizer like the inhuman Orange POTUS itself.

I mean, I like the idea of W Social and hope it's a success, but the name already gave X its first win.

Hard launching the DJ sidegig March 21! If you're around Seattle come to Cuff and dance to some great music. My boyfriend and I open the patio, then Farius going to KILL in the main room Follow @drbl.music on Instagram

*Trump confused Greenland with Iceland during speech on taking territory #FixedIt

How on earth am I so tired after sleeping 12+ hours? HOW?

Let's change things so Mamdani can be the mayor of multiple cities at one time. Maybe like the top 6 largest in the nation. As an experiment.

It's sleeps time, no?

The body, the blood, and the bedazzlement 😆 😂 😆

Bed head and no kisses? It's okay I have kitteh. #mcm #monochromemonday

She'll pretends to sleep through concerts but she secretly watches. She's little bits brat.

Hollywood needs to be pressing pause on all projects until we know who is/isn't in the Epstein Files. I'm here watching stuff like ARE YOU IN THE FILES? YOU? HOW BOUT YOU, FUCKER?

These are a gift from the gods

I challenge you to unsee it

Devotion by Hurts ft Kylie Minogue should've been a massive hit. I said it.

Pants are evil and the main reason I've worked from home for over 16 years.

Pillion is . . .a movie that exists

She is so over her tail

This may be my first full day off in as long as I can remember (that I'm not sick) and I'm gonna take full advantage by getting faded and starting a Sherlock rewatch.

Caturday throwback Eevee Littles Meowskowitz playing fetch July 2016

If this keeps up I might be hot for my 45th birthday in a couple weeks. At least lukewarm.

My right wing mother LOVES Starfleet Academy. Can't predict anything these days 😆

I hope future episodes of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy have more focus on the weird things Stephen Colbert says as the computer. There should be a site devoted to posting each clear snippet.

I 🫶 Nova (Megan Lilly Wilding) 😂 #SunnyNights #footstuff 🦶

Jameela Jamil is always a blunt, brilliant treasure. She gives no fucks ever and I love her for it.

The cutest Hi ever 🙈🫶🤗🥰🙊 #StarfleetAcademy

Behold .

*goes Live to stream my feet during whatever it is I'm doing. Maybe some cameos from Eevee Littles Meowskowitz*

I just love Holly Hunter. She has a very unique energy.

Longest day ever but over finally

Powerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man

You'll be happy to know Star Trek: Starfleet Academy premiered tomorrow. Hope you didn't miss it! 🙄

Friends, could my blood work BE more impressive?

Looking for someone to inspect my ball room (⁠☞⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠☞

Ryan Murphy already getting hand cramps from penning his 2028 FX series "Impeaches"

If sOMEONE pUT $1,000,000 ON the TABLE AnD saId yOU Had TO LIsTEn TO OnE ALbUM ON REpeaT fOr 48 hoUrs StraiGHt… what ALBUm ARe you risKInG YOUR SANITY fOr?

D'Arcy Carden swearing is becoming my new favorite thing. It's what I always wanted for Janet. #SunnyNights

Sometimes I just like a comfy pair of old boxers for a long Monday. Sue me. #mcm

Howdy

The cut on my finger opened while in the market and started slowly dripping down my hand. None of it got anywhere. They're not deserving of blood as ancient and enchanted as mine

Even in the first few minutes of Will Forte and D'Arcy Carden's new show Sunny Nights I'm hooked. Will has always been a crush of mine. 🤤

Ugh I've always loved Jack Savoretti. He can ruin my body and credit any day.

Cake or death?

Your biometrics could unlock my door iykyk

No one playing with my hair is treason

Cut myself only to find out my blood is The Strain

When a character grows in an instant but their clothes still fit is the most ridiculous thing ever. Looking at you, Mayfair Witches. #Lasher #ImmortalUniverse