The Pope disagrees with me but I believe Helix season 2 > season 1

eXistenZ is an underrated movie

Death to the demoness Allegra Geller!

Can't get the scaries if you're already getting work texts on a Sunday morning 🫠

It's a bit of a turn on knowing several pairs of underwear were delivered to a neighbor and he opened the box so now when he sees me he might imagine me wearing them. I never said I was normal.

Spent yesterday with @seemtoggle.bsky.social, @jimscott.bsky.social, their friends, and family. I can report they're just as wonderful as portrayed online.

One should be able to opt out of siblings

Sleeping through BEEF. She's more of a chicken gurrl

BEEF season 2 is so real with this shit

FIND THE EEVEE

"why don't you just abracadabra that goddamn bitch out of my afterlife" is just such a great line for Jessica Lang to deliver 💯

I've never gotten further than the first 2 or 3 episodes of The Comeback and have tried more than once but I always hear good things and I love Lisa Kudrow. What am I missing?! Should I try again and just skip a few episodes?

AHS Apocalypse. This place has everything: Murder House, Coven, Hotel, Joan Collins, gay gimp suit sex, witches at war with warlocks, Matt Bomer, Myrtle, the antichrist, Stevie Nicks, "I'M THE FUCKING SUPREME", Voodoo, Humanoid robots, incel tech bros, purple, Addie, capes, deformed Billy Eichner

At least they can't take our pink Wednesdays away from us

Public service announcement: Confessions II 12-track Standard CD is the non-stop mix. The rest are individual songs.

Swift congress is swift

It's not gonna happen. Negotiations are difficult, sure, but I've spent the last 21 years trying to get every medical series to have Ellen Pompeo play Meredith Gray on for April Fool's on the same year. Big egos out there.

–– as someone who will never have kids, can i please get six months paid leave (sabbatical?) to just sleep? this is discrimination against childless people.

This cast tho *presses play*

Takis has partnered with Tampax 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

I don't think I've ever been to Red Lobster but damnit if they almost get me with their Lobsterfest. Like if I knew where one was, I'd probably be there right now waiting for them to open.

The only pounding getting done here is by this headache and that's homophobic with no ads.

That generated video with Jesus coming up from behind and knocking Orange into hell is divine tho

Eevee takes her security sweeping duties very seriously

[dick pic]

Soulmates 🫶

I would just Paddy Young all night

Eevee watching one of her idols, Ali Wong, learning to be a woman in her prime.

Pita Jungle Lemon Vinaigrette Stoic Atheist (P.J. Legrette on my name tag)

You're all invited to the main stage of my Crotchella

"FREE large working stand alone freezer (with its contents) Must pick up. Must go ASAP. Great condition. Spacious!" I am not falling for that . . . again

Eat me like one of your french fries

I guess chores are over. It was my fault for sitting down #caturday #nocomplaints

Omg one of my all time favorite movies! October 9th! 🥹

Mine and Michelle Branch's feud continues ever since she said her Creep was officially being released and I'm still waiting #Creep #StalkerCBS #MorningDrive #ImWet

Gurl that's not very Jai Ho of you. Be better.

Darlene is me. I am Darlene.

5 days to BEEF

If it's one thing we are, it's tuckered

Let's do this

I don't get bored 💁‍♂️

31.9 lbs down which is past my second goal. The lengths ongo through to make sure I can go as Olive Oyl for Halloween.

These characters on Daredevil look just as uninterested as I am watching it.

Love Pamela Adlon and I'm still upset they canceled this show

Let Thighsday start early

I was the Daredevil of my city for a time. There's only so many times you can streak across campus before it gets old so I started choosing truth instead.

Had to step away from work for a bit before I lose it on people 🤬

Is Tilda Swinton short for Matilda Swinton? Tildanthropy Swinton?

I love Denise but how can anyone dismiss Daniel Radcliffe crushing on you?! 🥺

Omg that post of his. This country is such an embarrassment. Unable to control one large orange ancient evil rapist racist baby's perpetual dangerous tantrum.