Dorian Lord Zedd
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I don't let people massage me but I need a massage
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Over 109k accounts have blocked ICE per ICE Block Tracker. Couch lover most blocked π
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about 6 hours ago
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Is this gonna be my Wolverine era??
about 11 hours ago
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The neighbors better be only dog sitting because I can't even enjoy having the door and windows open without hearing two dogs loudly barking non-stop.
about 12 hours ago
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Eevee is really into John Wick 2. Should I be worried?
about 12 hours ago
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Yes, Leigh McGowan! Wipe that smug rapist pedo sympathizer Scott Jennings' smirk right the fuck off. Right. The. Fuck. Off. And yes, if you treat the Epstein files as something so trivial, you are a sympathizer like the inhuman Orange POTUS itself.
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about 16 hours ago
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I mean, I like the idea of W Social and hope it's a success, but the name already gave X its first win.
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W Emerges as X Alternative Aimed at Combating 'Systemic Disinformation'
A former eBay exec takes the helm of a new platform designed to provide an option for Europeans who want to distance themselves from American services.
https://www.pcmag.com/news/w-emerges-as-x-alternative-aimed-at-combating-systemic-disinformation
about 18 hours ago
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Bobby Langan
about 19 hours ago
Hard launching the DJ sidegig March 21! If you're around Seattle come to Cuff and dance to some great music. My boyfriend and I open the patio, then Farius going to KILL in the main room Follow @drbl.music on Instagram
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*Trump confused Greenland with Iceland during speech on taking territory
#FixedIt
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Trump appears to confuse Greenland with Iceland during speech on taking territory
The president repeated his desire to take the Danish territory of Greenland in front of world leaders in Davos, Switzerland
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-iceland-greenland-denmark-davos-b2904907.html
about 20 hours ago
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How on earth am I so tired after sleeping 12+ hours? HOW?
about 20 hours ago
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Let's change things so Mamdani can be the mayor of multiple cities at one time. Maybe like the top 6 largest in the nation. As an experiment.
2 days ago
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It's sleeps time, no?
2 days ago
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The body, the blood, and the bedazzlement π π π
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3 days ago
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Bed head and no kisses? It's okay I have kitteh.
#mcm
#monochromemonday
3 days ago
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She'll pretends to sleep through concerts but she secretly watches. She's little bits brat.
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4 days ago
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Hollywood needs to be pressing pause on all projects until we know who is/isn't in the Epstein Files. I'm here watching stuff like ARE YOU IN THE FILES? YOU? HOW BOUT YOU, FUCKER?
4 days ago
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These are a gift from the gods
4 days ago
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I challenge you to unsee it
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4 days ago
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Devotion by Hurts ft Kylie Minogue should've been a massive hit. I said it.
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4 days ago
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Pants are evil and the main reason I've worked from home for over 16 years.
4 days ago
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Pillion is . . .a movie that exists
4 days ago
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She is so over her tail
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5 days ago
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This may be my first full day off in as long as I can remember (that I'm not sick) and I'm gonna take full advantage by getting faded and starting a Sherlock rewatch.
5 days ago
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Caturday throwback Eevee Littles Meowskowitz playing fetch July 2016
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5 days ago
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If this keeps up I might be hot for my 45th birthday in a couple weeks. At least lukewarm.
5 days ago
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My right wing mother LOVES Starfleet Academy. Can't predict anything these days π
6 days ago
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I hope future episodes of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy have more focus on the weird things Stephen Colbert says as the computer. There should be a site devoted to posting each clear snippet.
6 days ago
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I π«Ά Nova (Megan Lilly Wilding) π
#SunnyNights
#footstuff
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6 days ago
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Jameela Jamil is always a blunt, brilliant treasure. She gives no fucks ever and I love her for it.
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6 days ago
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The cutest Hi ever ππ«Άπ€π₯°π
#StarfleetAcademy
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7 days ago
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Behold .
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7 days ago
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*goes Live to stream my feet during whatever it is I'm doing. Maybe some cameos from Eevee Littles Meowskowitz*
7 days ago
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I just love Holly Hunter. She has a very unique energy.
7 days ago
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Longest day ever but over finally
8 days ago
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The Onion
8 days ago
Powerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man
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You'll be happy to know Star Trek: Starfleet Academy premiered tomorrow. Hope you didn't miss it! π
8 days ago
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Friends, could my blood work BE more impressive?
9 days ago
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Looking for someone to inspect my ball room (β ββ Β Ν‘β Β°β Β Νβ Κβ Β Ν‘β Β°β )β β
9 days ago
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Ryan Murphy already getting hand cramps from penning his 2028 FX series "Impeaches"
9 days ago
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If sOMEONE pUT $1,000,000 ON the TABLE AnD saId yOU Had TO LIsTEn TO OnE ALbUM ON REpeaT fOr 48 hoUrs StraiGHt⦠what ALBUm ARe you risKInG YOUR SANITY fOr?
add a skeleton here at some point
9 days ago
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D'Arcy Carden swearing is becoming my new favorite thing. It's what I always wanted for Janet.
#SunnyNights
10 days ago
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Sometimes I just like a comfy pair of old boxers for a long Monday. Sue me.
#mcm
10 days ago
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Howdy
11 days ago
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The cut on my finger opened while in the market and started slowly dripping down my hand. None of it got anywhere. They're not deserving of blood as ancient and enchanted as mine
11 days ago
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Even in the first few minutes of Will Forte and D'Arcy Carden's new show Sunny Nights I'm hooked. Will has always been a crush of mine. π€€
11 days ago
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Ugh I've always loved Jack Savoretti. He can ruin my body and credit any day.
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11 days ago
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Cake or death?
12 days ago
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Your biometrics could unlock my door iykyk
12 days ago
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No one playing with my hair is treason
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12 days ago
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Cut myself only to find out my blood is The Strain
12 days ago
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When a character grows in an instant but their clothes still fit is the most ridiculous thing ever. Looking at you, Mayfair Witches.
#Lasher
#ImmortalUniverse
12 days ago
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