And I am both of these people as evidenced by my two current reads: on audiobook, How Bad Can Things Get by Darcy Coates and physical book, Agnes Aubert’s Mystical Cat Shelter by Heather Fawcett!

Attention, friends: If you are old enough to remember and do the Pepsi summer chill out gesture, please arrange for your colonoscopy and your shingles shot as soon as possible.

I’ve been trying to bring healthier snacks to the office which in effect has meant mostly just giving one specific apple a field trip

I choked.

*pounds table* IDES IDES IDES

"BRUTUS: Well, we still need to figure out how we’ll get Caesar to attend. Marketing thinks we should create a Facebook event called 'The Ides of March.' Thoughts?" www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/jul...

It’s the ides of March 🔪🔪🔪

i’ve come to believe that we will never solve the literacy crisis by talking about reading as “watering the garden of your mind” or whatever. books are, and have always been, the favored medium of God’s purest freaks and degenerates. Reading isn’t a salad. If you’re doing it right, it’s a vice.

Hell yeah, Shawn Harris!!! I love waking up to good news!!!

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

I wish this quote wasn’t still so relevant

A massive bloom of rimu berries in New Zealand fueled a mating surge among the critically endangered Kākāpō. spklr.io/6044E87xp 📸: New Zealand Department of Conservation

IT’S OUR TIME. EVERYBODY CELEBRATE THE WEDDING THIS MOMENT CREATED www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPCJ...

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

This is a history lesson in why the incompetent drunkard and the brain dead pedophile shouldn’t be allowed to replace human judgment with AI.

Seeing all the news about the X-Files reboot has got me so excited! I can’t wait to see what Coogler does with it, but in the meantime, I really need to rewatch the OG series. 👽

Bringing a real Philly energy into Native Plant messaging with @the666cat.bsky.social 😈

My heart is very heavy right now. Everything just keeps happening so much 😭😭😭😭

Director: You get that new Mr. Bennet lined up? Casting: Sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

Wishing a meaningful & reflective Mark Wahlberg 40 Day Challenge to all who observe.

I don’t miss much about twitter, but the one thing I do miss is the hockey community! Where’s my fellow hockey people???? #hockey

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

I fucking love yuri on ice. Adorable twinks falling in love? Wholesome asf

get on this sled with me buddy

There are Batman villains less purposefully cruel than this.

Share this Aquarium valentine with someone who brings more color to your world ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together. I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.

Widespread Twerking is the name of my new Widespread Panic x hip hop fusion cover band

Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming

PBS kids is sending me

isn’t a world that gives us that half time show so much better than whatever the worst people alive are offering as an alternative

Mr. Bunny can GET. IT.

That halftime show was amazing! I can’t remember ever seeing one as intricate as that!

sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed

Okay, what time does the Bad Bunny concert start?

Alexander Skarsgård is big guy hardware running freaky little guy software

All movies should be accompanied by a live orchestra! This was so much fun!!

Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college Ichthyology Biogeography Quantitative Analysis Plant Taxonomy Limnology

One of my goals for this year was to keep a book journal this year. I read 11 books this month!

am i to understand the rage against the machine guy is in fact raging against said machine

Terry Pratchett always hits the bullseye

it is beautiful how we are having another moment of Bluesky unity. everybody basking in the glow of how Ilhan Omar was very visibly gonna punch that dude in the mouth

I’m currently listening to Authority by Jeff Vandermeer on audiobook, reading Black Flame by Gretchen Felker-Martin checked out of the library, and The Shots You Take by Rachel Reid on kindle.

What’s the opposite of a reading slump? A reading eruption? A reading avalanche? Whatever it is, I’m starting off the year in one.

On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”

I am a climate scientist and this is correct. As the planet warms, storms like the one today are getting stronger… and as the Arctic is warming twice as fast as the mid latitudes, it increases the risk of the “freezer door” swinging open. Technical explanation here: www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/...

Who’s ready for schrödinger’s weather?! Could be snow, sleet, freezing rain, normal rain, no rain, who knows???

Pisa Pizza. It was a fixture of my college years. They had fantastic pizza and they were all named after local landmarks in Chattanooga.

when you are petting a cat and the purr descends in register from “love it” to the louder slower “oh hell yes now that’s the stuff” purr, that is a blessing in this world