thomas is very obviously mainlining the most putrid far right slop imaginable

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"Why wasn't I notified? Who's in charge?" "Ya see? That's thinkin'." "This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it."

Converting to Catholicism so I can tell my bosses using unregulated AI is against my religion and I will sue them like that cake lady who hated gay people if they make me use it

Merry Orthodox Star Wars Day to all who celebrate

"Why wasn't I notified? Who's in charge?" "Ya see? That's thinkin'." "This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it."

Siskel would be merciless. Ebert would call it good fun and say kids would love it. Gene would be extra pissed because Roger probably would have been disappointed in I LOVE BOOSTERS in the same show, provoking Gene to call out the inconsistency

Twitter let me forget some friendships that I still have nearly 20 years later. It's also where William Friedkin read and then praised a piece I wrote about The Exorcist (before throwing me a follow). I hated to leave it behind but it's easy to walk away from fascist cesspits.

i miss william friedkin every day

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Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...

This is monstrous, evil shit "Cemetery officials confirmed to Task & Purpose that the pages were unpublished” to meet recent orders by President Donald Trump and Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth targeting race and gender-related language and policies in the military."

Really love that Chuck Jones was so upset with the premise of Space Jam that it briefly turned him into a powerscaler

Moved to Tyler thinking I'd only be here for 3, 5 years tops. That was 19 and a half years, a wife and two kids ago.

In honor of Colbert’s untimely departure from the airwaves, let us revisit what might be his funniest moment ever

I got pulled over by a cop this afternoon, not because I was doing something illegal, but because I WASN'T doing something illegal and that made him suspicious. I wish I was kidding.

I blind bought this last night based purely on this gif and immediately sank a solid hour into it. Absurdly fun and it never stops looking rad as hell. Best five bucks I've spent in a minute.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live Carman DC Talk Reba McEntire Ben Kweller Dashboard Confessional Rancid Iron Maiden Queens of the Stone Age Van Halen B.B. King

Rewatching War Horse, first time in a long time. I remain baffled that there are people who think this is lesser Spielberg, or that it's lacking in substance. Only reason this movie isn't a top 10 Spielberg is because he's maybe the best to ever do it and has too many movies that are masterpieces.

James's King of Fighters book was an essential read if you're a fan of fighting games. It's guaranteed this will be the same.

Quite with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap

I knew only how to cook eggs and crock pot dump meals when my post-partum wife said "learn to cook or we starve." I fired up YouTube, found recipe videos by Binging With Babish and BuzzFeed's Tasty channel and picked it up real quick. My wife hasn't cooked a meal in nearly ten years now.

Under authoritarian rule, there will always be an obscurant reason and contorted argument to explain why the consent of the governed is not really necessary to proceed. Whatever this fascist throws up in bricks and mortar before we finally spit him out, the rest of us will vote to tear down.

Young guys don't need manosphere podcasts or tradwives. They need to see Goodfellas and be inspired to make Sunday gravy for the boys bsky.app/profile/pros...

Imagine being stressed out about life and the state of the world and then you walk outside to clear your head and see this

Even in deep red East Texas people don't want this shit. Really hope KLTV starts investigating the finances of the council and mayor.

Quite with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap

“The U.S. and Israel bombed Ahmadinejad to free Ahmadinejad but the plan failed after Ahmadinejad did not enjoy being bombed as much as he thought he would. Meanwhile, the Kentucky 6th district has deposed its representative due to his opposition to pedophilia.” Sure. Fine. Whatever. I give up.

another quiet night in gotham. they fixed the bank. theres no way its going to happen again

thinking about the time william friedkin bodied nicolas winding refn

A plain cheese slice from Williamsburg Pizza in Brooklyn. It basically ruined all other pizza for me.

I reviewed Mandalorian and Grogu. Basically, faced with a fan base that absolutely does not know how to be normal about literally any creative risk, they made a really fun, breezy, summer scifi adventure movie....that people are already complaining isn't ambitious enough. Go read.

These people are only a couple steps away from Trashcan Man in The Stand.

Mamdani: I cannot help but think of the words of our 40th president, Ronald Reagan. He famously said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are 'I'm from the govt & I'm here to help'" I think nine more terrifying words are actually, "I worked all day and can't feed my family"

you ever read something so french that you need to go flirt with someone who is not your spouse

We can't properly fund schools, or end food insecurity or provide healthcare to people in this country. But apparently we have plenty of money to just hand out to the Nazis who led a lynch mob in an attempt to overthrow the government.

So you CAN get reparations you just have to be a reactionary white person who tries to overthrow the government because black votes shouldn’t count

Alien: And how did you run out of water? Earthling: Machines drank it. Alien: Machines. Earthling: We had to feed machines the water. Aliens: So the machines were holding your planet hostage for water. Earthling: No, we made the thirsty machines. They worked for us. Alien: End communication.

Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,

*Aqualung riff*

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When life imitates parody:

I was as obsessed with Nintendo and Super Mario as any 12 year old could be in 1993. One look at just the trailer for Super Mario Bros. and I was instantly crushed.

At this point, journalists who still persist in declining to talk about racism and cruelty as key GOP motivators are essentially colluding in writing fiction about the present state of politics and of the country.

Egg, potato and cheese breakfast tacos are perfect, especially if the potatoes are nice and crispy. Anyone who says otherwise is a cop