Oh my god. This feels like terrorism.

Stop making pickles a default topping on burgers or fried chicken sandwiches.

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Had a really great experience at a local butcher shop today. I was there picking up some cube steak to make chicken fried steak this weekend, and while I'd been a couple times before I don't think I'd ever met the proprietor.

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Pretty sure this is the strictest definition of "false idol" that you can have

Self-published writers aren’t real writers. Trad-published writers aren’t real writers. I’ve told you guys a thousand times: writers are made up. They aren’t real.

wandering around the house muttering “Whew… Tough day…” and “Sure could go for a cold one right now…” or “Ugh… So thirsty…” until the player controlling me lets me reach into my inventory for a beer

Hall of fame FT correction

First of all, Bugs would not begin by announcing that he doesn’t care who this offends. Bugs lives a life of carefree disregard towards cultural norms.

Like to imagine Usha has threatened to jump out of every plane she’s been in with JD.

BREAKTHROUGH: Scientists have engineered a virus that invades and destroys glioblastoma one of the deadliest brain cancers while turning the immune system into a relentless tumor-killing force. This could be a historic shift in cancer treatment. 🧬🚨

seeing that steven soderbergh plans on using “a lot of AI” in his upcoming movies

I don't remember seeing an image of Earth before that captures the (thin, fragile, tiny layer of) atmosphere so clearly. I mean, look at that.

I am sitting at my desk desperately trying not to laugh as hard and loud as I want to.

I hate having to do the "look, they're normal just like us" post, but sometimes you have to do that when American propaganda tries to convince everyone Iranians are "animals".

I guess I'm finally going to have to start catching up on Absolute Batman.

This is essential viewing.

War crime tribunals aren’t enough we gotta put him in a Harlan Ellison short story.

Yeah, I think this is right. There’s a whole lot of wresting promo in there too. You have to imagine it being delivered directly to the camera during a Monday Night Raw to try to get you to buy the PPV next Sunday. It’s a really fucked up thing to do with the lives of millions of people.

This is absolutely, completely true btw

reporting back re: the far side of the moon

Getting dizzy listening to these yahoos complain that Iran is a hotbed of religious fanaticism and then turning right around and acting like religious fanatics themselves.

“Have y’all had a chance to take a look at our cocktail menu”

There is a path. It’s the path that Michael Vick walked. He has worked with the Humane Society for the last 17 years to educate folk about animal cruelty. He says he’ll do that work for the rest of his life. Call me when Louis or Kanye devotes even one weekend to making reparation.

I just tried to "up dog" my seven year old nephew. "hey, do you have up dog?" Him: "Yeah!" And runs off to his room. He comes back with a toy: the dog from "Up". "it's the Up Dog" Damn he got me

My favorite thing about 70s-80s NYC is just how many dystopian and post-apocalyptic science fiction films were shot on the streets of the city at the time. Not dressed up. Not altered with matte paintings. There were just so many collapsed and crumbling buildings that it looked like a nuke went off.

Ahahaha oh my fucking god you can't be serious

A genuinely awesome 1978 fold-out Star Wars illustration by the great Noriyoshi Ohrai.

I'm eating salted brown butter cookie ice cream and watching The Nice Guys. It's the small things that help sustain me.

America: where you can come, go to a school that is falling apart and never get properly medicated, work your way up to signing up for our armed services so Donald Trump can send you to kill and die in the Middle East if he feels like it, and also he’ll kidnap your parents

this would be an amazing way for It to happen

Alien 3 (assembly cut) is a better, more thematically appropriate follow-up to the original film than Aliens is.

correct

What are you talking about? There's nothing wrong with AI fact-checking!

🚨: NASA just dropped a full disk image of Earth taken by Artemis II 🤯

I feel like a real great point in a relationship is when you’re both very excited to have hotel sex just because someone else made the bed and everything is vacuumed

Daredevil by Bruce Timm

may this define her for the rest of her life. she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired. girl, bye.

Someone sent me this.

This came in the mail just now and I'm about to watch Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice so it's a @bdgrabinski.bsky.social night, apparently.

What a fucking shot holy shit

Andor is the only Star Wars that will one day have a Criterion Collection edition

I would apologize for putting Clavicular in all of your feeds again, but watching him get his ass kicked while the dude kicking his ass talks shit is the best thing I've seen today so please enjoy

Do not taunt Copilot.

The only good April Fools joke.