Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

The flower from Mario Wonder is back, and in human form. Retro, now would be a really good time to confirm that this man is eaten alive face first by a carnivorous plant within the first hour.

This plus Orange Slice potentially getting dragged for giving a consensual blowjob to an adult is maybe the greatest proof that Alanis Morissette hadn't seen shit yet.

Naturally I have them all blocked but I wonder what they've let all those official government accounts skate with since they jumped on here.

TNA is trending, something extremely cool happened or something profoundly fucking dumb happened aaaaaand.....yep, it's the second option all right.

#AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky

All they gotta do is not give it an asshole price, and it almost kicks the next Xbox down a well by default.

I think often about the story Fiona Apple once told about how hangong out in the same room with Paul Thomas Anderson and Quentin Tarantino while she was on coke was enough to make her quit doing coke. Now imagine those two had no talent and were actively evil.

So yeah I reviewed Lumines Arise. This is basically gonna be place of calm for the next few years. Just an absolutely stunning evolution of an already excellent game. Go read.

Good thread, and the final line is a a bar.

Aight, what do you want Sony. #StateofPlay

Still chipping away at a review, but y'all, Lumines Arise is absolutely FANTASTIC, and I've had recurring 2x2 block dreams for WEEKS because of it.

Oh THATS why I couldn't see anything else on my account except for Pluribus when I reviewed it. So much for my plan to finally finish Severance S2 this week. Ugh.

I mean, we all knew The Game Awards is basically two E3 presentations wearing a trenchcoat, and Geoff Keighley an empty, light, flaky Kojima Productions-branded phyllo dough shell of a man. But god damn. I am once again begging y'all to elevate the DICE and BAFTA game awards above this shit.

Delightful. But also, id pay hard cash to do Thanksgiving with Eddie Kingston, I don't care if he did just straight up bring a Tastykake from a bodega.

Thinking back on when Willow Nightingale was jobbing out 2-minute Ls for months, Julia Hart spent most of a year moping on stairs, and Harley Cameron was background eye candy for QT Marshall for months. Anyway best of luck to Nixon and her shitbag girlfriend on their future endeavors, I guess.

ITS SATURDAY, ETC. #AEWCollision #Wrestlesky

MY GIRL

I reviewed the first seven episodes of Pluribus. To the surprise of no one who's watched even one Vince Gilligan thing ever, it's phenomenal, more timely than it seems at the outset, and there is no excuse for Rhea Seehorn to not be swimming in Emmys next year. Go read.

Taking this N7 day to offer a solemn prayer that Bioware live to see another year, that one day a great hero will once again earn the love of an Asari baddie without fear, censorship, or guilt. Amen.

I cannot state strongly enough that the answer to this is yes, there are SO MANY people who think like this, and get actively angry when a review actually dares to treat art more than just as a money vs fun equation.

I could hazard a guess that the fact that Joe Lieberman didn't have stock in Sega, Midway, or Konami had something to do with it.

A profound, joyous voyage for me that began with Star Wars, and continues with Sleep Token.

please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you

#AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky

Mamdani’s win is helping prove my theory that having an understanding of pro wrestling allows politicians to be more effective storytellers, understand, and motivate their electorate. So happy to have a strong progressive and an AEW fan as mayor of our nation’s largest city.

I reviewed Predator Badlands. Dan Trachtenberg is now 3 for 3. But the big shocker is just how much Elle Fanning is the film's secret weapon. Between this and Death Stranding 2, one could write a hell of a dissertation on transhumanity based on her roles in 2025 alone. Go read.

Look I know my wrestling fanboy is showing but y'all, I know a political speech and I know promo cadence when I hear it, and Mamdani is cutting a fucking PROMO right now. It's also the exact speech I've wanted literally any Democrat to make my entire life.

TURN THE VOLUME UP

My dude came in to Ja Rule, quoted Eugene Debs, and told Cuomo this would be the last time he would say his name. God damn.

Never booing MxM Collection in this lifetime.

holy shit lmao

Oh they are gonna move the goalpost so fast to "yeah but it won't work in (insert heartland state here)", willfully ignoring how many of those states also flipped tonight.

CUE THE FUCKIN MUSIC

OF COURSE, STATEN ISLAND. OF COURSE.

I don't really love to throw industry shade because it's rarely black and white, but I am going to remind people that a game starring arguably the most iconic black superhero was cancelled *in advance* of this sale and all of the GDC talks from staff working on it were shot down at the EA level

I say this as the bullseye at the center of the target audience for this movie: STOP.

same goddamn energy

PSA that this masterpiece, one of the best narrative experiences played in recent memory, is now on PS5 and Xbox. For shits n' giggles, (and because I'm starting to casually start thinking about the new one), this was the segment for it I did for my Game of the Year video last year.

MAKE ME PROUD, NYC.

My night. Let's fuckin' go.

Look, putting aside any feelings about the company as a whole these days, it's become clear all four of these folks are so much better suited for the Fed than AEW.

Time to Collide. #AEWCollision #Wrestlesky

I spent the last two days doing nothing but binging horror movies so I'm only just seeing this. There were so many Twitter chodes in the comments of my Outer Worlds 2 review trying to tell me bringing up Microsoft/BDS/etc had nothing to do with the game, so imagine my laughter when I read this:

Even if WWE wasn't currently deep in my shitlist, id be SHRIEKING about the fact that Ilja Dragunov's having absolute BANGERS every week, to the sound of crickets in the arena.