I need someone close, someone who cares, someone physically powerful to steal Tony Khan's phone. Right now.

Oh wow. Do Poker Night 2 as well, plzthx.

The sheer number of "wait,whats AEW" questions I've had to field the last few weeks, that A LOT of us have had to field the last few weeks, there's now a really slick, well produced primer to give to the curious. This is a classy move, especially with our wrestling aunts presenting it.

Ladies, gentlemen, and the nonconforming: Iori Yagami.

Looking forward to the YouTube videos about this that most of its audience will watch at 1.75x.

Legit question #Wrestlesky 🤼 : has there been a working women's wrestler who has natural silver hair the way Tommaso Ciampa does?

Nahhh. Cody was basically pushed out after he couldn't get over. Danhausen wasnt being used. Everyone else just wanted to be booked differently. Hell, Stephanie Vaquer *turned down* a bigger AEW payday to go to WWE. If you want a sellout, it's not Punk going to WWE, it's Punk going to Saudi.

ITS WEDNESDAY. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. #AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky

I reviewed Maggie Gyllenhaal's The Bride. I loved every big, loud, grandiose, sloppy, pissed off, stupidly romantic minute of this. For fellow alt kids: if Del Toro's Frankenstein was The Cure or Joy Division, this is Switchblade Symphony or Jack Off Jill. Go read.

Just gonna put “AGLAB” out into the universe before the LANTERNS trailer drops in its entirety, feel free to use it

Saving most of my thoughts for a full review, but if Todd Phillips had any fucking courage, taste, or freak in him, #TheBrideMovie is what Joker: Folie a Deux would've, could've, and damn well should've been.

MY NIGHT. LETS GO.

Louder for the cheap seats, please.

As the world's foremost delivered that the original RE and the Remake have aged like shit, I'm not mad at it. That said, gosh this is a hell of a lot of effort to avoid having to redo RE5.

The literal only positive of this whole fiasco is that maybe people start holding Geoff Keighley in the contempt he deserves.

When I think of Marathon, I can think of nothing more appropriate to bring this universe to life than a trailer directed by *throws dart* Harmony Korine featuring the music of *throws dart* Son Lux with lyrics by *throws dart* Poppy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtw5...

My Scott Pilgrim EX review got killed (no content reason, just editorial prioritizing RE9 and a review of The Bride), so I'll just say my piece here: it's solid, and much more of a modern River City/Kunio-kun game than its predecessor. >

Nothing mind-blowing out of the Indie Direct, but Mixtape finally getting a release date and a new Drinkbox game are cause for celebration.

"EPSTEIN'S CURSE"

Debuting like this, in current WWE, using a tired mystery box gimmick, to an audience half full of casuals, at one of the snarkiest cities in the country. They could not have set this man up for failure more if they had pyro burn his pants off during his entrance.

Hoooooly fuck I know we all need #AEWCollision tonight, let's go. #Wrestlesky

The rusty, jagged, double edged sword that Danhausen hadn't leveled up as a wrestler enough to hang in AEW (even if the reports of him not wanting to work Collision *weren't* true), vs the fact that his character would be a perfect fit in The Fed....under Vince.

HEY GUESS WHO DROVE 90 MINUTES JUST TO SEE THE BABE WITH THE POWER WRESTLE #BeyondWrestling #Wrestlesky 🤼

(tbf the article does say the hold up is with Miyazaki not wanting anybody else to touch it, and Sony respecting that, but STILL.)

You know what, Imma do the internet a solid and hold off on my "I hate being right" post till there's a trailer.

I had kinda guessed Marathon would be 100% USDA-approved Not For Me, but it is really kind of Bungie to have offered a free way to find that out within 30 minutes.

ITS WEDNESDAY, ETC. #AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky

It is likely unintentional, but nevertheless a reeeeeal interesting coincidence that the week after an Indian woman with no experience in games is hired to run Xbox, Overwatch's big lore drop is about....an Indian woman with no experience in tech hired to run a tech company.

I did an insane thing over @kotaku.com , yall. Behold, a near-comprehensive lore explainer for the entire 30 year existence of the Resident Evil series. This took WEEKS to cull together. Go read.

I've been holding off on saying anything because I've been watching the F.D. Signifier video in chunks, but yeah, @shineyezehuhh.bsky.social and @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social get to the heart of it. Anyone who's never been "the right kind of black" saw through Perry's bullshit from day one.

I ain't trying to see no more foolishness about the BAFTAs on my timeline. We up. deadline.com/2026/02/ryan...

So proud I get to help @rasheedabueideh.bsky.social create this incredibly important historical game, despite the powers that be in the games industry insisting that Palestinians can not be allowed to tell their story.

Better title is "Who Is The Worst RE Character, And Why Is The Answer Steve Burnside".

Mmmmm nah I have doubts on this one. On the rollercoaster that is the downfall of Xbox, "This Is An Xbox" is maybe the last right turn before the ride crashes, within the last year. The brand was in total free-fall waaaaaay before that. Pinning this on Sarah Bond feels like damage control.

A NEW EVANGELION. BEING WRITTEN. BY YOKO FUCKING TARO.

White Castle. I wish I knew how to quit you.

Three way tie between Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer, Cannibal Holocaust, and Denis Villeneuve's Polytechnique.

Went to see Emerald Fennell's Wuthering Heights before getting buried in a snowpocalypse. This is basically if "It's one banana, Michael, what could it cost, $10" was a joke about kink instead of classism.

UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND THE COWBOY SHIT OF LOVE ....I mean good evening. #AEWCollision #Wrestlesky

Video is excellent, as always, but using this opportunity to shout out, for the culture, that dope ass Final Fight CD soundtrack. This track in particular is better than everything you love:

PROJECT NATAL IS BACK, BABY

we're gonna get some mileage out of this

damn he licked the boot before it walked in the room, how does he do it

"The new CEO of Microsoft Gaming will be Asha Sharma, currently the President of Microsoft’s CoreAI product." If this company was any more cooked, Dan Forden's face would pop out of it.

Gorillaz are back so time to resurrect the greatest of all music tweets. We're all out here tryna be The Quietus and she just walks up and zeroes in on the essence.

It is WILD a company as remake/remaster crazy as Sony didn't have Bluepoint pumping out ports like clockwork. Not even just talking (obvsly) Bloodborne, the easy money of Ico and Last Guardian PS5 ports should've been a priority. Instead, a damn fine studio got left holding the bag for Jim Ryan.

ITS WEDNESDAY, ETC AND IM LATE, WHAT I MISS #AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky