Class is in session 🧑‍🏫 Sponsored by Wizards, the studious folks at Manasplaining invited myself, @pleasantkenobi.bsky.social, UrzaWasHere, & Safiyya Ingar to prove the depth of our Magic knowledge! Which team will get an A+ & who'll flunk out? Watch to find out! youtu.be/PU19Y9KZ8h4?...

I want GAMES made by PEOPLE who are PAID to WORK and I'm not kidding just lowering my expectations in light of recent industry trends don't mind me

PaRappa the Tripsitter (repost)

I spent six months working on this story, which is a lot of time to think about Skibidi Toilet.

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Goop is $0.00 on bucket

haha

tricking other men into mating with me so i can steal their precious bodily heat and use it as my own en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garter_...

I never think I'm better than anyone trying to break into the MtG creator and maker space - I love seeing new people come up with new and cool ways to interact with our game. Except this fuckin guy. I'm way better than this fuckin guy. And so are you if you've never tried to do anything, even once.

game theory and fnaf have lowkey poisoned the media analysis skills of people my age. it shouldn't be a huge deal if you can predict how a story is going to develop over time based on context clues and themes. if you can do that it means the writer did a good job

Never been to a march this big before. It started at 1pm & it took over an hour for the back blocs to begin moving. Unions, activists, parties, families, artists - all coming together to show fascism is the minority position. What a lovely day.

in 2016 a group of strangers in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning by forming a human chain to reach him. they just unveiled a statue commemorating the event and I'm genuinely about to start sobbing

at a wedding last night and the groom, who i havent seen for 6 years, says to me "MAN ive seen incels going AT YOU on the internet, and its GREAT MAN, FUCK EM, complaining about gay sex in kingdom come 2, man i have TRIED TO FUCK A GUY, i have put in 200 HOURS and cant find how, WHERE IS IT"

i just realized that the 2026 mlb season is being played in the year 2026. that's gotta be rigged right? because if that's a coincidence holy shit

I think we need to celebrate the death of Sora a bit more. This is a technology that, just MONTHS AGO, we were being told was going to literally destroy Hollywood and Disney was going to give them a BILLION DOLLARS and NONE OF THAT EVEN REMOTELY HAPPENED

One last time, Discord is not a suitable replacement for forums: aftermath.site/discord-forums...

you see me wearing this shit you should chop my head clean off like a samurai

uh oh

movie about all the world's nations working together to stave off an environmental apocalypse succeeds by completely avoiding politics

I have no interest in this man’s problems

At chili’s

Seven-word death punch

i often see people misuse the term "orwellian nightmare" to describe a dystopian scenario. that's not what an orwellian nightmare is. an orwellian nightmare is when you have to do the dishes two nights in a row even though it's your brother's turn because he got invited to some stupid birthday party

the sort of thing tim rogers says

every time a studio writes a statement like this, they're either lying or they think you're a huge idiot. sometimes both.

every single one of these sentences is so beautiful i'm about to cry

Been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight

Just the story of his name is one of the coolest things of all time

We'll have more info in the coming months as to who will be there and what we'll be doing, but LoadingReadyRun will be heading back to Amsterdam for MagicCon this July!

If we're doing awful TV show concepts...

If for nothing else im amused that trial got that man to admit under oath that he sincerely believed Afroman cucked him.

it’s incredibly blackpilling to me that it takes rising gas prices and rising gas prices alone to have people turn against the war in iran, and not the american government murdering thousands of children and civilians in iran. americans are incredibly selfish

Cops have unlimited ability to ruin our lives and as soon as they get a little pushback they turn into the biggest babies in the world part 100,000

this is going to keep happening every year until they make this tournament vampire-inclusive

The game industry’s obsession with graphics is so funny because every other year there will be some breakout hit called “Stick Figure Mansion” or some shit that outsells 90% of the market and runs on a toaster

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social i ate some raisins | | View full thread | LinuxGlen @linuxglen.bsky.social I didn't say Daniel Tiger was feudalist. I said *the Neighborhood of Make-Believe* is clearly aligned with paleofeudalist thought. | Neil Media @neilmedia.bsky.social You're still accountable.

me taking the loaf of bread out of the oven 10 minutes too early

Venezuela wins the World Baseball Classic

this is still the realest thing ever said about america

🐢 #pokopia

I'm here to help you sort your to-read pile. Let me know what comics you're stuck between, and I'll pick one out for you to start with first.

The UK gov. just voted to begin the process of ending the right to trial by jury, & has been caught loading bombs onto US jets for a war they insisted we were only "defensively" involved in - a position they've not even had a debate about. But yeah, we gotta protect Labour to protect democracy.

“Where do *I* stand on the Nintendo Switch Pro Controller? You’re not SUPPOSED to stand on it lmao!” Your longtime mutual who, unbeknownst to you, is a sentient amiibo:

At the Valve GDC talk: "If you have a line on a bunch of RAM, we are in the market and would like to buy it." Anyway, hardware is still listed as coming in 2026. Now it's GDC official (a.k.a. pretty much meaningless still but maybe).

how streaming feels sometimes