Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

Man with stubble, "Small boats arrivals are 37,000. There are over 4 million kids in child poverty. And 4.5 million who can't get a dentist appointment" #BBCQT "We spend 90% of the media discourse on the 37,000. How much more could we achieve if we put that effort into the 4.5 million?"

Shirley's on that beach forever now. Blue sky above her. Warm sand between her toes. A glass of something nice in her hand.

This is the Roman bathhouse at Bearsden in Glasgow, the only visible remains of the fort on the Antonine Wall that once stood there. Featuring hot and cold rooms as well as plunge pools and a latrine, it also had glazed windows and painted plaster decoration. #RomanFortThursday

After 26 years of fighting, 92 year old Betty Brown, the oldest victim of the Post Office scandal, is offered almost 100% financial redress that she claimed for

It's only something in my eye... www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...

honest to god the only thing keeping me sane is how ridiculous everything is

Wan o the 1%: Ian Hamilton Finlay FOX see me wan time ah wis a fox an wis ah sleekit! ah gaed slinkin heh an snappin yeh the blokes aa sayed ah wis a GREAT fox aw nae kiddin ah wis pretty good had a whole damn wood in them days hen

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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; my Works are locked for editing by another user (ye Mighty), notify me when it is available

Frankie the flamingo missing after escaping from wildlife sanctuary in Cornwall

As Louis Jourdan's Count Dracula was on @talkingpicturestv.bsky.social tonight: www.thetrainline.com/en-us/via/eu...

My husband @mjowen174.bsky.social is very down. He’s struggling to find any work at the moment. He’s a brilliant writer and has written for Dangermouse, Private Eye and many more… If you need a writer have a look at his website and please repost. www.mathew-owen.co.uk Thank you

Pierre says his Halloween was magnifique

Eleanor looking like she got at the sherry.

Darth, this is Teddy

Happy Halloween from Margarita.

Johnny says Happy Halloween Eve!

This is the grave of James Jeffray, the one-time Professor of Anatomy at Glasgow University. Jeffray had the type of life that if you wrote it in a novel, it would be dismissed as being too bizarre to be believable. Cont./ #glasgow #glasgowhistory #jamesjeffray #halloween

An absolutely excellent series, with a brilliant cast. I defy anyone with a soul not to laugh and cry in equal measure at the twists and turns in the plot. David Tennant is amazing in his portrayal of young patient Campbell.

Neeps or pumpkins for #Halloween? I usually carve both. Although neeps are a pain to carve I love the rather unsettling results #Shetland

Oh no you made a ton of stew!!! What will you do with all these leftovers?! The BIG rice bags were 2 for 1 at the box store, You don’t need all that but you can’t refuse a bargain.

Offer to grab diapers etc for the moms of young kids if you’re making a pharmacy run. Say you got CVS points that’ll expire if you don’t use them.

UNMUTE. And look after your people. You have neighbors who might be struggling? Show up like “help I made too much bread, would you like some, I won’t use it all in time” Invite the next door kids over to help you make cookies, feed them lunch while they’re there.

'ONE SMALL TREAT A WEEK LEADS TO RACK AND RUIN!!' 'THE AVOCADO APOCALYPSE IS NIGH!!'

These contiguous posts in my timeline show how companies, both big and small, can either devote themselves to the trivial and evil or the substantive and good.

These dogs were spotted taking a group photo in their Halloween costumes. We're impressed by the dog walker's dedication to getting the shot, but that ghost definitely wishes he could actually disappear. 14/10 for all (TT: franklinbarkzoo)

“Our pal Traci is having a run of bad luck & hopes you can spare her a little help”

A third of people in England believe in ghosts, survey finds

They really have no flipping clue. Huge collection of art, unseen, tucked away for the most part. And what do they do? 'I rather fancy that statue Ma let them borrow for 60 years. It'll look lovely over there, where only I can see it. See to it!' www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/world/monarc...

A fiery end to the day here in Glastonbury.

Clatters, demon children, & ghost cats Is Glasgow’s Subway haunted? Opened in 1896, it’s the world’s 3rd-oldest underground metro system, & human remains – possibly from plague pits – were dug through during its construction… #WyrdWednesday www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow...

I have a very bad feeling about this...

“They’ve got money for ICE and golden ballrooms but not for hungry families” is so easy it’s almost funny

"I think I shall have a rest from thinking as I have been told I do too much..." ------ Postmark: 21 July 1906

My goodness. Please don’t send in ghosts. They are very frightening. We only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: theodore.goldenvelt)

“Guys, correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe I’m sensing a lack of trust here, and frankly, it hurts my feelings.”

Postbox topper in Tredington #FolkloreSunday #folkart #Halloween

It was a beautiful golden start to Sunday here in Glastonbury.

Jane Austen's 250th birthday is coming up in December and I hope you'll celebrate by taking a turn about the room, acquiring a passion for dead leaves & closet shelves, and taking a fancy to the last person you could ever be prevailed upon to marry.

“the president got mad at a television commercial so now your maple syrup is more expensive” is no way to run a country

Oh fantastic. Plummer and Mason are a tap-drawer Holmes/Watson pairing. The look on poor Watson’s face when Holmes crushes his last pea….

Folk been asking about my stuff. The small pieces are a mere £13.00 plus postage (£4.50) Larger things are £ 16.00 DM me for details or special request items. Pics of other items are in my timeline.

“Thou shalt go no further, nor touch the man; go back with all speed” The first recorded sighting of a monster connected to Loch Ness is given in Adomnán’s VITA COLUMBÆ, c.7th/8th century CE. St Columba sends it packing 📷: Rodney’s Stone, Moray #BookWormSat sourcebooks.fordham.edu/basis/columb...

Remember when ‘White House Down’ was a far fetched action movie?

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes