Vote blue no matter why

Lmao Matt Jones

I think we have to understand that Democrats don’t want us to see non-Americans as actual people, lest it arrest America’s imperial aims

There was a much stronger legal case for Iraq 2003, even if you believe that case was weak

I wanna violate the terms of service every member of the Project for a New American Century. You had to assemble the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet and give them full power but you got what you’ve always wanted. This one won’t work either. If heaven is real, none of you will see it.

Real motherfuckin stupid

Getting real fucking stupid everywhere at the same time

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I've never been able to articulate this in a way that satisfies the feeling, but there is something unique, something special, about the fact that democrats, republicans, and the political press, have all decided to pretend that the democrats are further to the left than they actually are.

it's fascinating to watch Costco lap every one of these clowns because they have the only CEO in America who still thinks his job is to run a company that does business and not be the main character of life forging his personal legacy with one eye on the group chat to see if they're impressed yet

Posting this four days before Criterion announced Kpop Demon Hunters is being added to the collection. What was I cooking?

Imagine being on a panel with Corey Feldman and Wil Wheaton. Jerry O'Connell is going to come out of this experience like Fiona Apple after hanging out with Quentin Tarantino and Paul Thomas Anderson

So it's ok to start a war illegally against a nation of 92 million, for whom you have "no sympathy" as long as the purpose is clear? The Big Dem line that Trump is a demented fascist domestically while simultaneously agreeing his foreign policy decisions just isn't gonna cut it anymore.

Ten glorious years of a guy who has mostly been the president and always been the main character of American political life doing posts like this and everyone trying to figure out what cable news segment he saw, misunderstood in the way a dog might misunderstand a crossword, and made into policy.

Super 70s Postage

Starting one of those fash adjacent nostalgia accounts that only posts pictures of Mail Boxes Etc.. look what the ups store stole from you

“frame mogged.” Jesus Christ. I have to live here for like forty more years. And that’s if I’m lucky. Frame mogged

we are not children. this does not need to be softened. i have said this again and again but another thing people really fail to hear is this: managing your triggers is YOUR RESPONSIBILITY. if someone is talking about their experiences in a way that makes YOU uncomfortable, block them. used mutes.

1) Take out Sony’s stronghold in Iraq and Syria 2) Dismantle the global My Nintendo! network 3) Harden our defenses at home and prevent spawn camping

So Criterion gets all the praise and fair enough, they’re doing something amazing, but shout out Kino Lorber who are cranking out 4K restorations of Coneheads and Rules of Engagement

Dril could write Family Circus but the guy who made Family Circus could never have come up with “well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers”

David the Gnome as a character is Chicano-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.

i can’t stop laughing

Oh believe me you want the context for this one.

This is blackout poetry to me

The levels of fat guy excellence on display here

man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you

Insane that they give the trophy to the owners first. Hardly a new observation but no less true.

What if instead of Gatorade they doused the winning coach with egg drop soup

Mr Beast Salesforce ad, he whispered, as the obsidian cube hummed and began leaking blood

It would have been really hard to beat the Seahawks on the road but goddamnit the bears would have smoked the patriots

Great Mann Theory: All Michael Mann movies are great.

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

*Slaps roof of united center* This baby can fit so many 2nd round pics

(extraordinarily laudatory)

Story is not quite as encouraging as the headline. Seems like the woman's husband was friends with the Sheriff who called in a favor. Glad it happened, but I don't think it represents any sort of sea-change in law enforcement attitude.

ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd

I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.

I would have infinitely more respect for any hall voter who left Belichick off their ballot if they came out and posted Bill’s record with and without Tom Brady. That’s a stupid way to judge him but at least it’s tangible!

The Belichick stuff is an economic stimulus package being issued by the PFWAA to the sports take industrial complex. Stay woke.

dont forget the democratic establishment refused to endorse this man because they found this kind of language going too far they have always been spineless, gutless, complicit losers. always. but now the heat of the moment is making that fact even more plainly viewed for everyone to see

True story: Maggie Thatcher died on my birthday. Ruining my birthday forever. Because what do you get me now? "Nice porche, but it's no 'Maggy thatcher dying'"

They won’t send in the cops or the guard because they know the cops and the guard won’t turn on the feds and once that switch is flipped it’s over.

i'm so fucking sick of being lied to i'm gonna go crazy

Prison. All of them. Every single one.

Les, Lin, and now Terry. I’m fucking heartbroken.

It's like Jesus, Napoleon, Castro, Caleb Williams, and Lenin.

Oh you hate Americans? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Creedence Clearwater Revival?

Holy shit the Sun-Times profiled my trip to the Twin Cities with @bibliogrrl.bsky.social! Shout out to @mostlybree.kitrocha.com and @courtneymilan.com and @hankscorpio.bsky.social and @dansinker.com and all the incredible folks printing whistles and spreading the word.