not true

daddy i'll be honest princess can't get it up right now because of his antidepressants

nobody tell him

[cold calling old friends] Can we speak freely or have you become an agent of the malevolent and insecure shadows who stalk me

This is weakness. They can't stand being protested so they're going to bring absurd charges against protesters they know they can't sustain in actual court. It's going to tie up massive amounts of resources while real crime goes uninvestigated. This is pure intimidation and trying to instill fear.

It is really funny that Jimmy Kimmel Live showed more moral fortitude and adherence to a system of values than Columbia University

The rebranding of reactionary gender and biological essentialism as “heterodox and challenging ideas to which liberal students must be exposed” is one of the greatest achievements of our stupid era. Congratulations to the reactionary centrists who helped make it happen - you dupes, you utter dolts.

Microsoft says it has barred the Israeli military from using the company’s services to spy on millions of Palestinian phone calls in Gaza and the occupied West Bank.

In the business we call 'em Gargs

hey you all should be following Heathcliff plus Helmets! it's no exaggeration to say that without him, there would be no Cow Tools Daily. he taught me how to gimmick and what editing software to use and is just a funny guy.

So that's what the prongler is for!!

RIP Kaleb Horton. A singular talent

Oh George, you sly dog.

The Amelia Earhart Files contained a single moth like a cartoon wallet.

Do you think the college wants to debate me or something

RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

A mad little story of brazen food PR nonsense, and a wider indictment of media context collapse in Ireland and everywhere else. Excellent work by @allthefood.bsky.social

Well done, your majesty.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump says he'll send troops to Portland, Oregon, as he expands military deployments in US cities.

What a legend.

It's pretty wild to me that investigators have uncovered that anti-trans campaigns are largely funded by the fossil fuel industry, and that the presumed motivations are pretty directly to redirect the public conversation away from climate change... and that this isn't bigger news.

and they call everyone else snowflakes lol they’re all the weakest people ever

GOOD NEWS! For the first time ever, Huntington's disease has been successfully treated. A groundbreaking new miRNA treatment, AMT-130, slowed the progression of the disease by 75%. These results are likely to support the first approval of a genetic treatment for the rare neurodegenerative condition.

Nation’s 56,000 Acres Of Spinach Crops Cooked Down To Single Half-Cup Serving

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Me after nearly every Sony State of Play I’ve ever watched:

been mentally replacing the word "content" with "slop"

Gotta be honest today was the first time I've heard the phrase "ANTI-ICE". Typically leftists say things like 'fuck ICE' or "Abolish ICE'

They should invent a vehicle smaller than an F-350 that my neighbor can use to get to the supermarket and the dentist and the golf course

Think of all the “my mate Paul will remember this” notifications

There should be a telltale style game about her

may I speak with the primary poster in your household?

you can't excise trans people from society because transness is an emergent property of free will. if you divide the world up into men and women and say men do this and women do that, some people are going to say that sucks, fuck you, i do what i want. it doesn't get more complicated than that

"But sure enough, in the halls of power, on the platforms of influence, naming hate is considered dangerous uncivil and hateful and out-of-bounds, but actual hateful incitement is not."

NINTENDO FACT! When you touch an Amiibo to a Nintendo 3DS, WiiU, or Switch system, enough electricity passes through the figure to give it 14 milliseconds of conscious life! Too quick to scream, this fleeting moment gives them joy of life before returning them to a hellish existence in purgatory!

Sorry we don't do "no harm no foul" on calls for mass extermination. Even if it were a good apology, it would also need to involve the absolute end of his career forever. You're sorry? Good. Be sorry. You should be sorry. Go do something else now and ponder your beliefs.

World's greatest push-poll: as a modern woman who struggles with maintaining work-life balance and finding fulfilling romance on dating apps, would you rather have been abandoned by your family and chucked in a convent at age thirteen for a life of desperate poverty and ritual abuse?

Politicos, hacks, news organisations and buffoons like Stephen King still clinging on to pretending it’s alright to *PAY* Elon Musk to use his platform - or be on it for a start. You’re funding a man calling on hundreds of thousands of people to carry out acts of violence.

A lot of people are justifiably saying that this was a very inadequate apology to a completely depraved thing to say but maybe I’m just always expecting the worst because I was like “wow he actually said after further thought that it would be wrong to do that”

It feels so fucking insane to be scolded about how leftists need to tone down our rhetoric while the world's richest man endorses this shit

He’s gonna get his own child killed and all of these people are going to race to defend him

This may explain why there’s an aggressive response to people who merely post Kirk’s own words. It threatens the existence of the alternate Kirk - the motivational speaker that had been marketed to young kids and white Christian groups through selective quotation & clips.

This is interesting, but like, these two realities of kirk are not nearly on even footing. Goebbels had 6 kids and apparently, I've learned on Bluesky this week, "made a great strudel." Its much more important to know their horrors than the times they did something nice.

But, but...Bari Weiss told me that university professors were the "main culprits" behind political violence in America

My heart skips or its parts fall out of sync every time I move and whenever I go to doctor or urgent care or anything they give me an EKG while I'm completely still and it's fine and they get mad at me for wasting their time. Does anyone know how to go to the doctor and not have them prank you

Kash Patel’s FBI puts two pounds of methamphetamine in the incinerator at an animal shelter, sending 14 people to the hospital, and exposing some 75 cats and dogs to the narcotic. www.bbc.com/news/article...