Hamas has submitted its response to Trump’s Gaza plan, saying it is ready to release all Israeli captives – both living and dead – in exchange for an end to Israel’s war and the complete withdrawal of Israeli forces from the enclave, as outlined in Trump’s proposal.

It's right that the British Jewish community should be able to mourn and protest against the circumstances that led them into tragedy, and I'm sure the same courtesy will be extended to those mourning the multiple deaths of Palestinians killed by Israel since the previous march.

When Jo Cox was killed, Referendum campaigning was suspended on both sides. I had to cancel a community meeting I'd arranged with a senior executive from Airbus at very short notice. The Jewish population are grieving, and though Palestinians are still dying, I can see the point in taking a breath.

Today's events were horrific, but you won't get the British armed forces murdering every child in Prestwich in revenge.

The murder of any innocent in any country is an unimaginable and heartbreaking tragedy.

“You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.”

#BREAKING | Thiago Avila, Leader of Sumud Flotilla blasts Israeli navy: “You’re saying we’re entering a war zone? We’re entering a zone where you commit war crimes!”

I’ll support Brit cards if you can use them to prefill workday application forms. Jesus.

Real Britain youtu.be/KWkTQvlnDTI?...

America shut down, post nudes!

A reminder that Wake me up when September ends is about the death of Billie Joe's father, so don't tag him into your jokes.

Every one of those generals could kill Hegseth unarmed with one hand behind their back, and I’m sure a few were tempted to.

True party representation is when Luke Akehurst gives you permission to put yourself forward as a candidate.

"I have no regrets at all" Irish comedian Tadhg Hickey sends a message from the Global Sumud Flotilla.

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer. This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

The problem is going to be finding all the hostage bodies under the collapsed buildings.

If this is the motion, it doesn't say that Israel is committing Genocide; arguably the opposite - that the UK government needs to take measures to prevent it becoming a genocide.

📺 "This does not feel like Labour. Picking the pocket of pensioners, leaving the super-rich totally untouched. Having two refineries close in less than a year and no plan for jobs. That is what Labour needs to focus on now" @unitesharon.bsky.social Talking to Trevor Phillips

Gee, I wonder which country they could be coming from . . .

So the Hodgehag doesn’t like calling BNP voters racist, but saves that for people trying to stop Palestinians being murdered. Telling on yourself there, Madge.

Slow clap for Israel’s attempts to free their hostages by - er, killing them.

The 'Riyadh Comedy Festival' reminds me of the story of Freddie Starr performing in the Middle East, under instruction not to swear or refer directly to Prince Hussein. He came on and said 'Which one of you fuckers is Prince Hussein?' and the curtain immediately came down.

Everyone just glossing over how Jimmy Kimmel said Alex Jones was from the centre, yes?

I'm no expert, but surely the onus is on the home office to make sure that when you move people to hotels, you also make sure they have GP access closer than a £600 taxi ride away.

Wondering whether Trump saw that Russia was building at the borders of Poland and got confused with Portland.

I hope Starmer’s taking it well that the prevailing feeling about his leadership within his own party seems to be “He’s shit and everyone hates him, but no-one else wants to do it.” www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Me after being dragged into joining a pro EU movement (They don’t know I’m going to demand to join the Euro and Shengen)

"Some of you only fault Israel for this situation, and some of you only blame Hamas. But one thing is clear — it isn’t the children of Gaza’s fault."

Alan_Partridge_shrug.gif www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Pas ma cirque, pas mes singes, but I hope her reaction to the poll was like this:

Well done, your majesty.

Centrists: You never Supported Labour anyway. Me, in happier times:

And yet they released Fixed.

Um *Original voices*? S4C would like a word.

Hungary only hangs onto EU membership by a thread - its approach to LGBT rights alone should have had it kicked out years ago.

Boy, I bet Hamas regret getting their unique identifying tattoos right now.

The Oh Dearparted.

Congratulations, Mo Charah!

My wife and I have been on a carefully curated menu of Gousto meals under 500 calories. Tonight she is out and the meal needs to be eaten, so I’m having both portions.

New name for Your Party just dropped

I got raptured. Heaven’s okay for a visit, but you wouldn’t want to live there, so I came back.

School uniform costs are hurting families. This isn't right. act.childrenssociety.org.uk/page/173895/...

Silent Hill f currently appears to be the first proper SH game where you don’t have a weapon to defend yourself, and I dig it.

Shania Twain

Keep going, it's working. road.cc/content/news...