First look at the new LEGO Lord of the Rings set - Minas Tirith. Will cost $649.99.

Happy Mother's Day

Happy birthday to John Brown, who knew exactly how to handle the south’s “Peculiar Institution”

This 1952 memo from the Pentagon UFO files is superb There is no point preparing for aliens ‘because no one of consequence is going to take this rubbish seriously unless it happens. At that point, our policy will be determined in the traditional manner of grand panic.’ 🤣 www.war.gov/medialink/uf...

Like the vast majority of spiders (certain Australian psychopaths excepted) the Brown Recluse does not seek confrontation and will only bite if threatened or trapped. To use words Kyle Rittenhouse will understand, Brown Recluses have a Castle Doctrine and abide by strict Stand Your Ground laws.

lmao before i even read this add on my brain said “how ya doin BUUUUDDY” in his exact cadence

What's in Tucker Carlson's heart? Racism. What's in Anne Coulter's heart? Racism. What's in Ben Shapiro's heart? Racism (and sadness about his inability to please a woman).

(I have a tattoo of Captain America punching Red Skull, with the phrase "What Would Steve Rogers Do?" over it. The phrase was an in-joke at a club I worked at around 200; a guy with an "ironic" Iron Cross got tossed out a bit violently by a bouncer for being, well, a Nazi.)

86 47 you ludicrous stooge

Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.

So my human had some other humans over to "hang out" tonight. And I did what a good host would, and offered them a snack. (It was a bunny she caught in the backyard.) Everybody was a bit annoyed at me for some reason. Humans are weird.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try." Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

Last week, a 20 year-old man threw a molotov cocktail at Sam Altman's mansion; two days later, people fired a gun at it. Earlier that week, someone fired gunshots into an city councilman's house who approved a data center. Why the AI backlash has turned violent:

Sadly, I am cynical enough about humanity as a whole that this doesn't surprise me. Turns out the solution to the Fermi Paradox is that beings smart enough to make radios are dumb enough to use them for stuff like this.

Average union soldier memoir: "at first I was like I signed up for this war, but is it really worth it? Then I saw the reality of chattel slavery and I had to be physically restrained from slaughtering every white southerner I encountered"

'wait when did chuck tingle get political?'

Hey no biggie but if you watch the new Harry Potter show you aren't my friend.

We must believe in a world to create that world

Looking forward to ICE ending these long lines at TSA checkpoints the only way they know how -- dispersing tear gas and savagely assaulting anyone who's left

Counteroffer: We abolish ICE, dismantle DHS, and fire everyone who works for these corrupt agencies. We investigate and criminally prosecute every violation of civil rights committed by DHS. We hold the trials publicly and punish everyone found guilty to the maximum extent possible under the law.

sex? woke rules of engagement? woke competence? believe it or not, also woke

Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome

My face, my personality

If Kobe didn't want his 2nd place spot taken he would have scored more points, simple

Stars is back btw

Well as they say, what's mine is mined, and what's yours is now mined too.

So my human is surprised that after walking 3/4 of the way around the park, I refused to cross this stream to make it back to the car faster. So I stayed dry, and we walked about three halves of the way around the park instead. Win-win!

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%

🎵This is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, Not knowing what it was. And they'll continue singing it forever, just because...🎵

Trying to bridge the gap by proposing that the nonbinary God can still have an absolute hog.

“The most terrifying capability of the us military is the ability to deploy a fully functional Burger King to any location in the world in under 24hrs” vs “No it’s rock hard abs, it’s doing push ups. Big muscle boys w big hard boners doing 100 pushups.”

If you shout “fuck-ass bitch” while Trump is speaking you’ll receive $1 billion in donations tomorrow and immediately become the 2028 frontrunner. It’s crucial you do not do this.

This guy is just 10,000 good ideas in a winter coat.

Sleepy baby pile

Les Wexner's attorney during the House Oversight Committee deposition on Epstein: "I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."

I know we all have "outrage fatigue" from being constantly pissed at the state of everything, but occasionally our outrage actually gets something done. This is not done yet, but its still good news! @altssa.altgov.info @muellershewrote.com

One indication that congress may have miscalibrated the homeland security budget would be the secretary ordering herself an entire Leisure Suit Larry fuckjet

i think it’s funny every american on here is looking at yoon’s lifetime prison sentence going what’s it like to live my dream meanwhile a lotta koreans are like im so confused why isn’t he dead

The Council of Elrond: very clearly should not work as a piece of writing yet does.

it's even worse than first reported the fucking guy caused an inflight disruption so bad the pilot had to leave the command deck then he was like I RELIEVE U OF DUTY absolute toddler baby shit brained government at the highest levels

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Here it is, your moment of zen.