The fascist promises the terfs to violate the bodily autonomy of trans people, the weird wellness grifters to violate the bodily autonomy of sick people, the pedophiles to violate the bodily autonomy of children, etc.

Wow okay guess we're gatekeeping art from people who don't like or care about it now

Presidential debate stage, 2032: Mamdani: I also choose my opponent's dead wife

It has been brought to my attention that the ding dongs were not completely off base on this one.

In retrospect it’s pretty telling that “Boy, fascism sucked, think I’ll use some of my billions to keep it from happening again” has been considered class treason my entire life.

The only thing healthier than staring your soul out at the news like the Dark Crystal from The Dark Crystal is being in a semi-competitive reaction-off with strangers who are also staring their souls out at the news like the Dark Crystal from The Dark Crystal.

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

Freezing the convoy grifters‘ money was probably the single most effective anti-disinformation action of my lifetime and they know it.

*boss battle theme*

MANMADE HORRORS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION IN SCI-FI: as a result of a moving violation on my human body i have been sentenced to 100,000yrs Brain Jail MANMADE HORRORS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION IRL: the kid threw alexa into the rafters because it made eminem quebecois again. Get the rake

Extrenely serious political drama where the protagonist is running around the whole time in a neon PRESS ballcap

The future simple tense is generally preferred for its clarity, but in some circumstances can seem ominous or threatening (fig. A).

worker: bit of bad news it seems like god got kinda pissed we were building such a cool tower and he kinda cursed us into speaking different languages worker 2: sacre bleu! worker: yeah for sure man

All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days

Pour one out for our guys laying on the ground with their mouths open

The future simple tense is generally preferred for its clarity, but in some circumstances can seem ominous or threatening (fig. A).

Generative AI, in both form and content, and whether looked on favourably or critically, seems to embody a collective hopelessness about the prospect of human learning and creativity, if not human knowledge altogether. It’s as if climate change had fans.

When me and the boys get our edits rejected from Wookiepedia

got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit

I really expected one or both of these to be paraphrases

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

the only kind of society that is going to be livable - and perhaps this is already irretrievably out of reach - is going to be one where consistent rules and some general baseline of truth exist and are agreed upon. if that's a pie in the sky fantasy then so is anything else worthwhile

Side-eyeing sidewalker

stuff sucks, here's a gar

“In between the finger-pointing, there was grieving.” is, and it pains me greatly to say this, a pretty good joke.

cardboard box on a residential lawn:

Can’t find it because the search engines are dogshit now, but I remember some guy‘s ad that said “Totally exonerated. No corruption.” and I might just be painfully Millenial but I feel the absolute floor for political operatives is not setting up a Lionel Hutz joke.

Sad Brit weeping with a hand against the window

Centrist time traveller goes back to argue with Hitler

So we‘re like what three months tops from a full on firefight between lulz addicts and off-duty cops working security

One big problem is that to truly understand what the internet is doing to people, you have to be on it too much to play any useful role in society

Way things are going, your kid’s probably going to attack a lieutenant governor with a railroad spike because a chatGPT Labubu said it loved him, might as well get that bag

Looking forward to an endless future of public figures getting folded by video game nihilists who write STREAM SILKSONG on their body armour and pick their targets based on who’s at the convention center next weekend.

IMHO there’s a pretty wide gap between the state deciding who dies and individual citizens expressing their dissatisfaction. The real argument against political assassination is that there’s an endlessly deep bench of ideologically identical replacements for any given ghoul.

Not only are we pinning it all on unobtanium, we’ve diverted every resource that might conceivably help us discover unobtanium towards fake money to make the wealthy recession-proof and a tech bubble that makes 2000 look like a Laurence Welk song.

There are still those who believe that the wealthy are necessarily smart, and they make the most snake-handling peasant-brained zealots look like stony materialists.

The stars have aligned, but are you ready to conjure? In our final episode of necromancy, we explore the finer points of astrology and its importance in spell casting - so that you know exactly what moon phase is best to curse your enemies, conjure birds, or route an army.

Everything is Theranos. “Sure, all the FUD scientists say it’s ‘physically impossible’, but I’m pretty sure we’ll have it cracked with this next funding round.”

Me damn you John, you shroomed-up lunatic, I said Helsinki!

Electric Six's 2005 should-have-been-a-hit "Future Boys" anticipated the last 15 years better than most anything

[Megaman X Jingle & Voiceover]

Cirrhosis can interfere with the body’s absorption of nutrients, eventually leading to sarcopenia (mummy dick).

🌎 Good lord, what is happening in there?! 🇮🇱 A just war, morally fought. 🌎 A just war, morally fought? 🌎 With daily bombing of civil infrastructure for over a year? 🌎 With no aid getting in? 🌎 With a vastly superior military that frequently states there are no innocents? 🇮🇱 Yes! 🌎 May I see it? 🇮🇱 No.

“The more powerful party has a greater moral burden” remains an unpopular notion with powerful parties.