Look at this fuckin guy

Puella Magi Madonkler Majonkler

Say what you will about the duplo block style, it’s a dumbass look with a history, and at least it’s consistent

Look I think we can all agree he could have used some stress relief

EA, or “Ayn Rand from the Year Thirty Thousand”

Delighted by this tbh

Just moved, the cafe near my new place is having a BYO board game night, and I’m super pumped to meet some new folks and wear my new shirt.

Alas he is western, not French, Canadian

“[Xitter is] the place where the people who run the real world make sense of what’s happening” is true and a profound civilizational embarrassment.

Making an anti-gambling militia called the Last Boy Scouts

it's so fucked up what they've done to computer

FUCK YEAH!!! Fuck YEAH!!!! fuuuuuuck yeahhhhhhh!!!!!

ow my nuts!

Setting all the garbage hoses as adult sites and turning on content restrictions and then turning them off precisely 38 minutes later

I’m sure it’s devastating in the UK, like an opposite “cunt”, but to my North American Commonwealth ear “wrong-uns” just sounds like off-brand candy. Pull over at the only gas station for hours and they’ve got wrong-uns, fruit nonces and chocolatey diddlers.

Everything is so god damn stupid.

Ape: Ah shit I’m gonna die Ape: Ape: lol

Listening to an old soul song and midway realising a short part was used in a huge hip-hop hit later is a beautiful reminder that there is something special to individual realisation, you didn't find anything, but there is a joy to living and learning. Life is both wonderfully universal and unique.

This post is famous, but my favourite part about it is that it isn't actually true. Almost every female Peanuts character besides his little sister is either implied or directly stated to have a crush on him at one point or another. Charlie Brown did indeed have hoes.

Now you might say, 120%, that’s not humanly possible, but what are legends about? That’s right, demigods.

every so often there will be a swan boy comic that speaks so deeply to my soul that it leaves me feeling both intensely vulnerable and completely seen swan boy swanboy.com by @bransonreese.bsky.social

Kids are being rushed through an examination process that doesn’t exist

Free speech baby, the market will decide what’s true, especially after we fully assimilate gambling, er, prediction markets. Information environment healthy af!

it’s surprising how few designers internalized the MORK BORG lesson of “make it look fucking wild and people will swoon over your OSRalike”

Fatal but not serious

Let this be a lesson kids: flattery will get you everywhere

𝐹𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝒷𝑒𝒸𝒶𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝒶 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓉𝒾𝒸 𝒷𝒶𝑔 𝒷𝓁𝑒𝓌 𝓅𝒶𝓈𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊

The fascist promises the terfs to violate the bodily autonomy of trans people, the weird wellness grifters to violate the bodily autonomy of sick people, the pedophiles to violate the bodily autonomy of children, etc.

Wow okay guess we're gatekeeping art from people who don't like or care about it now

Presidential debate stage, 2032: Mamdani: I also choose my opponent's dead wife

It has been brought to my attention that the ding dongs were not completely off base on this one.

In retrospect it’s pretty telling that “Boy, fascism sucked, think I’ll use some of my billions to keep it from happening again” has been considered class treason my entire life.

The only thing healthier than staring your soul out at the news like the Dark Crystal from The Dark Crystal is being in a semi-competitive reaction-off with strangers who are also staring their souls out at the news like the Dark Crystal from The Dark Crystal.

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

Freezing the convoy grifters‘ money was probably the single most effective anti-disinformation action of my lifetime and they know it.

*boss battle theme*

MANMADE HORRORS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION IN SCI-FI: as a result of a moving violation on my human body i have been sentenced to 100,000yrs Brain Jail MANMADE HORRORS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION IRL: the kid threw alexa into the rafters because it made eminem quebecois again. Get the rake

Extrenely serious political drama where the protagonist is running around the whole time in a neon PRESS ballcap

The future simple tense is generally preferred for its clarity, but in some circumstances can seem ominous or threatening (fig. A).

All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days

Pour one out for our guys laying on the ground with their mouths open

The future simple tense is generally preferred for its clarity, but in some circumstances can seem ominous or threatening (fig. A).

Generative AI, in both form and content, and whether looked on favourably or critically, seems to embody a collective hopelessness about the prospect of human learning and creativity, if not human knowledge altogether. It’s as if climate change had fans.

When me and the boys get our edits rejected from Wookiepedia

got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit