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Frankenstein is in cinemas? Awful. He should be in prison!

can someone explain to me why toronto is even allowed to play in the world series? since when is canada in the world

yikes, unfollowing now.....i didn't realize i'd been walking 6 steps directly behind you for several years and i realize that could be sort of unnerving

just recorded an episode of chapo in which i guaranteed a mariners win tonight. it doesn't come out until tomorrow, meaning they will definitely win so as not to embarrass me

i now want to address each candidate with a simple question and would like a yes or no answer: do you commit to changing new york’s name to york junior

Elon stole the name "Macrohard" from 12-year-old me

i’m running for president in 2028, this is my platform: - no more spam texts and calls - smaller cars with weaker headlights - imprison every person in ice and the trump administration on a remote island for a thousand years

This is why I think the next Democratic president needs to use the EXACT tools that SCOTUS has handed Trump. Don't leave room for any distinctions. Impound funds for deportation. Give ICE the USAID treatment. Refuse to collect government-backed debt. Purge MAGA loyalists from the executive branch.

One of the reasons they're having trouble concocting a Left Wing Terrorism epidemic is basically nobody in this country has ever met a left wing person. You might as well say we're being invaded by the smurfs

i know that the months leading up to the lexus december to remember sales event are an exciting time for many of you. it used to be for me, but most dealerships won't let me attend services because i named my kid toyotathon. they won't even let me wield the sceptre. i just thought it was a cool name

this is so sweet

We did it, fellow millennials!! We are the hard workers and the young'uns are lazy again

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mlb moments: on may 15th, 1999, st. louis cardinals left-hander scott radinsky pitched one inning of scoreless relief against the los angeles dodgers, striking out one. radinsky was credited with the hold as the cardinals secured an 8-5 win to improve their record to 18-17 on the season

I think the only surprise here is how quickly this is happening this openly. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/26/b...

white supremacists and capitalists got so mad at one 18 month stretch of increased labor power that they've agreed to reverse the most complex economy in human history to an agrarian state

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Please save us, final boss of lawyers You are our last hope At least make the #SoyRight stop posting cringe

The greatest innovation billionaires have come up with is they found a way to have billions of dollars and still be miserable and angry all the time

Well, I got raptured. It’s pretty great up here in heaven, sorry to all of you who missed out

Conservatives love to darkly say stuff like “you aren’t prepared for what’s next, we’re not going to be moderate anymore, you have no idea what you’ve unleashed” and then cry like babies when you call them fascists

A fun fact about McCarthyism is that just two and a half years after he was condemned and censured, Sen. Joseph McCarthy drank himself to death at 48. Fevers break. Petty tyrants fall. Censorship and persecution drive good people to stand together and fight back.

MJF telling some MAGA dipshit to kill themselves is the only good thing to happen on the other app this year.

TIL I am the source for defining the difference between a Rogue-like and a Rogue-lite 🫣

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(perfectly nuanced beautiful genius voice) signing up for a rally-style Big Protest is *probably* not going to get you black-bagged by an intelligence agency but it should be recognized as bad opsec, and bad practice moving forward if we want to see the kind of movement that gets anything done

The Republican Party as it is currently constituted will destroy the United States — politically, economically, socially and culturally. The democratic reform of our federal system isn't only justified in itself, but necessary to force its moderation into a party compatible with liberal democracy.

welcome to the tonight show! i’m your host joe rogan (applause) president trump went golfing this week looking more healthy than ever (laughter) trump says he set a new course record (more laughter, rogan starts sweating) please… (sniper red dot appears on his forehead)

I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.

While we're on the topic, I am also prepared to declare the following as major terrorist organizations: - The Snorks - Klinger from MASH - Militaires Sans Frontières - Asian Dawn - the camera head guys from skibidi toilet - "Roy's Boys" - Banjo (but not Kazooie) - Every Weezer album post-Pinkerton

I never thought America's nosedive into fascism would be so damn embarrassing. This is all incredibly stupid as hell.

I'm just permanently pissed off for the rest of my life

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

Freelance illustration gigs drying up. Ad agencies using Midjourney instead of hiring human artists. Costume design turned over to AI wholesale. Good work vanishing. These are the stories of working visual artists, who describe losing jobs, wages, and hope as their clients and bosses embrace AI.

"Back when I was in college, I was a cool, virile twenty-two-year-old with washboard abs and a large group of friends. Students today would struggle to say the same, since I’m sixty-two, my kids hate me, and my doctor says I’m prediabetic."

Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood? McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood