Backup Plan In Case Menu Item Out Of Stock Most Well-Thought-Out Part Of Man’s Life https://theonion.com/backup-plan-in-case-menu-item-out-of-stock-most-well-th-1819578950/

LOL if you thought the Trump boos were loud on TV, wait until you hear them from inside MSG. Video courtesy of Evan Roberts from WFAN on X.

How to ward off the curse coming for the Knicks in game 3 of the finals. #nba #finals #nyc #witch #summerhouse and don’t let a single Knick take a pic with him! Just ask Saquon Barkley what that does to your stats.

"I've traveled all the way to Wisconsin" = "It's going to ruin the tour."

Congressman Fitzpatrick added me to his telephone town hall, I guess to look moderate. Any questions for this idiot?

Everyone I see wearing Meta glasses is a gross creeper until proven otherwise.

Barnes and Noble must bring back the comfy chairs. The comfy chairs are key to the experience.

We are going to savor this one. Our client, Kilmar Abrego Garcia, is freed of these outrageous, vindictive charges. It’s a good day.

Your testicle and you..

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

By gutting the Voting Rights Act, the Supreme Court is killing the Second Reconstruction. The first Reconstruction shows how Congress should respond. Me and Daphna Renan in the NYT on the tools we have to save democracy from a hostile Court.

@jennafabulous.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Mamdani's "No Scrubs" policies are being enforced

In the video of secret service lightly jogging... Either we were sold an idea of their capabilities that don't match reality Or! They were all wearing oversized Florshiem shoes Trump had given them. #whcd

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

2015 - Make sure to buy only organic and watch out for those GMOs!! 2026- 7.99 a lb and only 30% microplastics!!

CNN exposes a global “online rape academy” that teaches men how to drug and rape women without detection. Over 62 million men attended in February alone.

Bye bitch

NASA women save stars. 🫶🏻💫

To all who celebrate

originalism, i am told, is supposed to respect popular sovereignty. but here we have two “originalists” who insist that their language games — and that is what this is, a language game meant to extract meaning where it does not exist — ought to control over a sovereign act of the people.

I'm no economist or anything, but wouldn't all the countries buying oil from the U.S. also have the side effect of increasing gas prices for Americans?

Thieves think everyone steals. Liars think everyone is lying.

I was on @pastduepodcast.com last year with @anamariecox.bsky.social and @mike-eagle.bsky.social, and the episode's now gone up on YouTube. Among every other thing we get into, I talk a lot about how Krissy makes my career possible, both as a spouse and as a business partner. youtu.be/UZ3OciJW1WI

BBC Newsnight brought five Epstein survivors together for the first time. "During the hours-long discussion that followed, there were supportive gestures and, as they studied photos of themselves from the time when they first met Epstein, there were tears," the BBC reported. #EpsteinCoverUp

New in PN: @anamariecox.bsky.social on the societal scourge of prediction markets "You’re betting on bombings, conflicts, whether or not a US civil war breaks out before the end of this year. Who’s gonna win that bet? It’s like betting on Russian Roulette. It’s corrosive in so many ways.”

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

Gen X assemble! We prepared for this.

SCOOP — Body camera footage obtained as a result of my lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan PD confirms DOGE and the Trump administration openly admitted they were entering private property when they raided the building on March 17, 2025. That didn't stop MPD from breaking down the doors. My report:

I know who could do this

Waking up this morning to rain #blizzard

Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones. Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.

"Some were as young as 13, and at least half of those taken in so far became pregnant as a result of rape, sources said."

"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Survivors of Jeffrey Epstein's abuse released this ad during the Super Bowl calling for the full release of the files and demanding answers from Pam Bondi. "We all deserve the truth."

🚨I hate having to write this. He was scheduled for surgery this morning, but our family vet found his red blood cell count had dropped. They told us if he bleeds during surgery there, he could die on the table because they don’t have blood products.

Ossoff: We were told that MAGA was for working-class Americans. But this is a government of, by, and for the ultra-rich. It’s the wealthiest Cabinet ever. This is the Epstein class. They are the elites they pretend to hate.

I made another video about what's going on behind-the-scenes in Minneapolis and how the violence in the streets distracts us from what keeps surviving it possible. youtu.be/LJWrVkteJaQ

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

(gift substack) Jeffrey Epstein didn't want prostitutes. He wanted scared, vulnerable girls and young women he could control. open.substack.com/pub/jkbjourn...

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

My first book, an urban sf murder mystery, is coming out soon. publisher has asked me if I can get any blurbs from any genre writers I know. I’ve asked a few times to people I know but no luck. I’m making this public. Anyone in Sf/fantasy/comics have an interest in blurbing a novella?

This man is a good man, his book is a good book.

Tragic new data shows one in six children who die by suicide is LGBTQ+ https://www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/02/tragic-new-data-shows-one-in-six-children-who-die-by-suicide-is-lgbtq/?utm_content=1770160800&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky

Casar holds a 3 minute and 26 second moment of silence to represent the time in which DHS officers let Renee Good bleed out after she was shot