I pushed a button and a semi-readable novel comprised of reshuffled other novels pooted out, and if you don't think that makes me a novelist, well let me inform you my good sir and/or madam that it was a fancy and complicated button. This is a different *I*, so it's a totally unique novel.

Mostly specific episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Such as the MOST DEPRESSING/BAFFLING version of Hamlet ever.

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I wan to something I noticed looking at this. When I was talking to her at the intensive Lauren Brown, one of Magic's ADs mentioned having a world signifier. Something that immediately lets you know where the art takes place. I immediately noticed the collars in this world.

I feel like in a better world, we would’ve found a way to make vehicles last long enough to function as heirlooms The only reason we have so many cars now is because ultimately you HAVE to upgrade once the parts become obsolete. Obsolescence creates a window to market new & shiny models.

Diary comic cartoons! Sometimes when I can't focus I do wee one off cartoons to get me up and running. Here are just a few of them. Diary comic collection available at tessfowlerart.bigcartel.com as is my memoir Take the Fall. P.S. Sardines are the devil.

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This is unfortunate and such a tough situation. The folks at Dual Wield are real wonderful and I hope both the team and business can land on their feet 🫂 Amplifying in the hopes there are opportunities out there. My homies in merch/marketing you would be lucky to have a DWS alum in your roster 💕⚔️

This is not bullying and fuck you for saying so.

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Like…how do you mean "return to that model"? Do more local/regional agriculture? Yeah. There's no real reason why not. Magically get everyone to only eat local & seasonally? No. And why would we want to. In real life, that's more likely to end in scurvy than anything else.

the cheesy fiesta potatoes seem like a safe choice i am just saying

Suzy Eddie Izzard, Dulce Sloan, and Josh Johnson.

Please pay attention to how “I don’t want to think about it anymore” slip-slides so gracefully into “it’s not happening,” and ask yourself if there are any other recent unpleasant issues where this might have occurred.

I’m not allowed to reply or quote post that previous repost but i want to add: well taco bell certainly know their diarrhea

just little bari weiss moments ✨

GUYS THIS BOOK IS GREAT nerdy Egyptologist + ex-Spiritualist grifter solve a spooky haunting and fall in love. it’s so clever and witty and charming but it will also make you NEVER want to be alone in a museum at night. read it with the lights on

When Her Universe first launched, Ashley Eckstein was working the SDCC booth. I was so happy they were selling clothes my size that I started crying, and she gave me a hug. She remembered me every year afterwards whenever we ran into each other when I was able to go to SDCC or WonderCon.

Oh my GOSH, our macaron partner (local gem Patisserie de Zee) knocks it out of the park with every month's new flavor roundup. All July, you can get these macaron trios at the tea house: 💜 Honey Lemon Lavender ❤️ Strawberry Balsamic 💚 Creamy Earl Grey

As with many (bi folks) my age.

Pleasantville. My God, what a well-done concept, start to finish. Nostalgia is the perfect lie. The "good old days" is willful blindness. This film helped me understand my parents.

7 year old me would have lost his mind knowing that many years later I’d be drawing an official Power Rangers variant cover! Get your preorders in babes!

I'm still not showing my WoW main's /played. 😅

"It's not your fault, and also make sure to kick Tamarel in the shins before you leave, he deserves it. You're going to end up with someone much better for you."

12) we need a more study of predatory femininity and anti social behavior as it applies to compulsory heterosexuality and the right 13) a lot of cultural sensitivity language now has nothing to do with actual empathy but about the social capital of being “right”

oh is THIS what everyone is reacting to??? I am at a loss for words, tbh. I am really glad I didn't see what apparently was an entire thread???

The "immigrants and transgenders are why there are no jobs or housing" people are going to be confused when the purges don't fix it.

This paw knows no defeat…

I'm not gonna name names because it's not the point but someone who just wrote a thread wherein they argued among other things that the point of editing is to break a writer's heart is now mad that experienced writers are angry about something "inconsequential", but that's NOT.

Thread starts here 1) Millennial Media feminism is on of the pillars of our current media problems 2) Sex Ed needs to be brought back and for adults 3) all power gap must be intimated by the person with the least structural power 4) the Odyssey trailer looks IMPORTANT not good

This entire thread is shit but especially this part is shit. An editor who destroys your confidence is a shit editor.

🙏prayer circle that the invoice to the brewery for that mess of a project is paid ✨️today✨️🙏

Okay, I realize that I'm extra-emotional this week, but this made me cry.

sooooo i'm looking for a squarespace alternative that isn't wix

ChatGPT is not a search engine. It's not perfect, but noai.duckduckgo.com is like Google from 2010. Fewer ads, less visual noise, no AI.

the best way to heal imposter syndrome is just having any interaction with anyone in a position of power in any institution, there’s an inverse relationships between occupying positions of power and being qualified for them, it’s like hierarchy naturally creates a kind of anti-meritocracy

Everyone knows this exists right? Essentially, google before google went AI udm14.com

I do not use ChatGPT as my search engine because, among other things, I understand the difference between looking for the correct thing and looking for the most frequent thing

if you “used ChatGPT as your search engine”, you did not in fact “check” anything

I use Waterfox on my PC and replaced Google search in Safari on my phone (so insidious) with Ecosia, both of which are great for behaving like an *actual browser* instead of a coked up shopping assistant.

Millenials can't be responsible for this, WE DON'T FUCKING OWN ANYTHING.

This is dreadful, I know a lot of people weren't gonna touch it because of management booting so much of the original Disco Elysium team, but once again it's workers facing the consequence from disastrous management decisions. It's a sickening state of affairs no matter how you look at it.

Fuck...

If you're hiring, please reach out 💙 Discovering the state of things & navigating it since last year has been deeply frustrating & arduous; prioritizing caring for our team while also ensuring we can still keep anyone employed is a difficult inheritance I'll continue to do my best to see through.

RIP Home Alone 2 Pigeon Lady, Brenda Fricker.

Please? 1) ALT-TEXT GRAPHICS. It's good internet behavior. Accessibility matters. 2) Please do not ask strangers online qs that (basic/non-AI) Google can answer. It's just rude to demand their time. 3) Check someone's profile before you decide you know their deal & start yelling at them? OK?

oh no! what will tiny meowdy do now?

“Or to put it more bluntly: stop running around talking about revolution and then treating women like shit. We’ve had it. We see it. And we want it to stop.” See also: BIPOC, disabled people, queer people, religious minorities, and on.