ICE agents shooting innocent people in the face was always where this was headed.

Happy new year! My all sky camera imaged the sky every 15 seconds and this picture shows what happened in the sky in 2025. It shows the length of the night and day with the hourglass shape, the monthly lunar cycle with the diagonal bands, the elevation of the Sun at local noon, and lots of clouds.

When you think about it, it’s kinda funny how Republicans illegally crossed the border into Venezuela to take a Venezuelan man’s job

Trump looked like death warmed over as he returned to the White House tonight (Alex Wong/Getty)

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

ACAB includes abductions of foreign leaders

ten years later and this comic holds up surprisingly well

I initially assumed the Murder referenced in tbis skeet was a Murder of Crows.

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I've never heard this before. I think I'll have to listen to the full movement? opera? performance at some point. Also, I feel like I have to fight Sephiroth now.

He's still going the distance, Cake. Please advise.

Cause of death: Gazebo

Someone has obviously replaced Trump's Diet Cokes with tall glasses of hubris.

I plead cringe, your Honor

This painting sees your pop culture can of soup and raises it by a few thousand calories. Damn good painting.

The bill is due for Trump. All the people who got him into that office for a second time are now wanting the things they were promised, overtly AND covertly. The writing's on the wall for the midterms. Feels a lot like a bunch of folks demanding their money from a dying bank, but for promises.

This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.

Cartoon by @mluckovich.bsky.social.

My friends in Austria sent this and I can't stop watching...wait for the end. 🤗💜

S.C.I.F. - Seethru Curtain Intelligence Fort

I suspect two of the hot words for 2026 will be “impeach” and “remove”

The conversation on Threads

White House situation room: *long silence* "Put Maduro back and pretend it didn't happen?"

1973; Solent Green is people! 2025: Solent Green uses only the best quality illegal people.

New user orientation:

Oh hey, I found that Chevron Deference that's been missing lately.

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Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.

RIP Dick Cheney you would have loved this!

America succeeds in providing Venezuela with a new dictator.

Ah yes, the president personally directing billion dollar companies to go into the country he personally invaded, to extract profits that he will personally reap the benefits of. Just like the founders intended

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So are the MAGA dipshits going to sport MVGA hats now? America First by making...Venezuela great?

I’m an accidental Professor of Latin American Studies, but am nevertheless comfortable asserting that - given the US track record when it comes to regime change in Latin America - this is going to be a fucking disaster.

Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image

Today is J.R.R. #tolkien's 134th birthday. Let's raise a glass to the professor! #TolkienBirthdayToast

If Trump falls over on live TV, will the spell break??

Replace Venezuela with Greenland. It's just as fucking plausible. Good fucking god.

If he's going to run Venezuela he ought to do it himself. In person.

Did anyone hear Bondi say anything about fentanyl? You know, the justification for blowing up boats out of Venezuela?

So we just, what, arrested a leader of a foreign nation and abducted him to presumably try him in American courts?

grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text

[journalists quickly checking their Signal message history]

You can count on it. There is someone acting out and pulling these strings namely Miller. The entire regime is maniacal.

GOD DAMMIT

I'm wondering if we'll be in a state of war with Venezuela just in time to make the ruling moot. I hope not, but this seems like the next step for Trump to try.