Wrote a cute little fic for halloween but now I have to WAIT for it to be nearly halloween before I can post it, this is toooortuuuure I never wait to post stuff I always just windmill slam that shit as soon as I'm done. How do people with actual upload schedules do this?

Dragons of Tarkir of Pern

New Fic! (Man I'm on a hot streak lately) Monokuma delivers his ultimatum: Commit murder and become Blackened, or have your secrets revealed to the world! Luckily, nothing much comes of it.

Incredibly rare British politics/Labour W

Family Guy death pose is the same as Akira bike slide (derogatory)

I think Chihiro is a big part of the reason there will be Danganronpa 2-2 but not 1-2. Like yeah yeah "we'd have to adjust the whole plot" you're gonna do that anyway. Chihiro is an albatross hanging from the neck of DR1, and any attempt to redo DR1 would need to grapple with the whole mess.

Edging for Godot

Test test

Dragon Fruit of Pern

Very gratifying to look at Storygraph reviews for a book you're not enjoying and see people mad about the same things you are. I'm not crazy, it actually does suck!

Sucks that making movies is so expensive now, if the US had gone full fascist any time sooner we would at least have gotten some kickass westerns out of the deal.

Cheating slightly, but: My Chemical Roman

DE-FAULT! DE-FAULT! DE-FAULT!

Comparisons to the ancien regime at Versailles are probably overdone but it really is the first thing that comes to mind. An aristocratic class so detached from the peasants that they basically do not live on the same planet.

today is like if glorph dimbo, imperial propaganda officer 2nd tier, died in a rebel attack so mon mothma broadcasted a teary tribute to the galaxy & ordered all the alliance flags to half mast for glorph

Shikasta, by Doris Lessing is frustrating in how often it clearly articulates the problems of capitalist society and imperialism but then bends over backwards to "both sides" whatever issue it is discussing. She was forever 90% of the way to understanding the problem.

Big fan of the idea that Susie Deltarune's last name is Gaster (no relation)

Berdly is one of the best characters in Deltarune for the exact same reason that he sucks so bad and needs to shut the fuck up forever: Because everyone who plays Deltarune has met him in real life and they've probably been him too. I love that little twerp, he's so awful.

Did Wint die or something

A lot of older sci-fi ages poorly for not having the internet, but for Star Trek at least it makes sense. 99% of the time the ship is cut off from the wider Federation. All they have access to is the work intranet, and nobody uses that.

New filk! (kinda) Fuck you, Alpha Quadrant!

The only actual heretics in the 40K galaxy from an Imperial perspective: * AdMech arguably * Genestealer cults arguably (four-armed emperor) * Human minority populations in T'au space who follow a kind of CoE-ified rough edges sanded off version of the Imperial Creed Everyone else is a heathen

New filk! Dedicated to the Deltarune fanwiki - 53 citations and counting!

Real talk I don't think he's dead but I do think he's undergoing emergency surgery and when he reappears he's going to look like a fucking ghoul. Prince Philip in the last few years of his life sorta look.

Isn't it cool how in Deltarune two normal kids go into a cupboard to find a magical land and meet a friendly goat boy. And in Narnia, four normal kids go into a wardrobe to find a magical land and meet a "friendly" fawn

Lightning McQueen locking himself in a garage and farting until he dies

Have recently read the original 70s Devilman manga and wow A LOT of shonen action stories are just "what if we did Devilman again" huh?

I hope everyone who uses Lexicanum is aware that one of the head honchos of the site was comfortable using their work account to spread anti-Asian racism on an unrelated post. This is something they are happy to have associated with the Lexicanum brand.

New fic! When the USS Cerritos encounters an eldritch construct in space, it's nobody's surprise which team of junior officers gets sent to investigate

So, Jennifer Sh'reyan from Lower Decks. Is she called Jennifer because her parents thought it was a pretty name? Is she called an Andorian name that happens to transliterate to Jennifer? Is she called Zhen'iffa, and she thinks humans pronounce it with an accent? The world may never know.

New fic! Nobody ever told Midoriya Izuku that Sith powers are supposed to be used for evil.

Die, die my darlin' Don't fry tomatoes baby!

Does ACAB include Rouge the Bat

In 50-100 years, anime americana is going to have aged WEIRDLY

Fuck you, Alpha Quadrant! If you're dumb enough to get transferred to a new ship this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Utopia Planitia! Kludged models! Dull grey interiors! Orion Pirates! If you think you're going to get a good posting in Starfleet, you can kiss my ass!

[sitting up in bed after a hard day of thinking about my in-progress Star Trek fanfic] WHERE THE FUCK IS SHAXS

My unasked for gaming hot take: Valve suck shit at telling stories, and it's entirely their own fault. Refusing to use cutscenes is just shooting themselves in the foot. Every Valve game's story is in design docs and wiki pages and it's a failure in terms of being an actual story.

I just went through a speedrun of being sick. From fine to absolutely miserable to fine again (but a little tired) all in the span of about 2.5 hours. Sometimes it really is one specific thing you shouldn't have eaten.

Bad Dragon of Pern

Do you wonder if landlords ever feel ashamed of themselves, or are they insufficiently developed to have that capability?

Working on a Star Trek crossover fic where I finally get to do everyone's favourite thing: Have the captain decide whether or not the Prime Directive applies to this situation

Dragonforce of Pern

So... When does the exodus of American artists, entertainers and intellectuals start? Come on, if you guys are Germany '33, sooner or later some of you gotta start looking for the exit door.

Dragon of Dojima of Pern

Dungeons & Dragons of Pern

Three day weekend because of some kind of horrible train problem, gotta love it

The thing that always struck me was how every organisation or group in Haiti is a "gang". Why can't they be a Paramilitary? Why can't they be a Provisional Government? Even calling them a Junta would give them more gravitas. But no, the only group allowed in reportage on Haiti is the "gang".

Fry, fry my darlin! Don't fry tomatoes baby!

publishing a translation of the Divine Comedy where I render the poet's name as Daniel Allegory

Dragon's Dogma of Pern