Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.

Happy Sixth Week Anniversary of Mitch's Hospitalization to all who celebrate!

This is EXACTLY what makes a good critique: you don't just shit all over what someone did, you take the time to understand what *their* goal was.

Bacon is still concerned about the cat #obsession #bacon #shepsky #dogsofbluesky

Fans of OBSESSION, may I suggest Doki Doki Literature Club

CG Editor Emerita @wordcountess.bsky.social has an excellent essay on In The Mouth Of Madness (1994) starring Sam Neill. culturalgutter.com/2026/07/16/f...

Want to avoid explosive diarrhea? Pass it on

Burying my happy thoughts in the Pet Sematary so they'll come back all fucked up and ready to eat faces.

We have a new May Queen! #folkhorrorfriday

Literal tree humping. Okay. #folkhorrorfriday

And once again, I find the antagonist's argument pretty solid #folkhorrorfriday

Tubi has a knack for inserting ads right after a tension hook #folkhorrorfriday

Oh, man, while I'm Brainy Smurfing about Mushroom Zombies, I forgot to mention Matango (1963). #folkhorrorfriday

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET HIM A SAMMICH #folkhorrorfriday

This movie is like Algernon Blackwood's fantasies versus Algernon Blackwood's nightmares #folkhorrorfriday

So my Avowed character is a Gaia monster #folkhorrorfriday

Surprise boobs! [adds to Drive-In Totals] #folkhorrorfriday

In addition to the proteinmaxxing, guys have a great natural mud clay skincare ritual #folkhorrorfriday

She thinks mushroom sprouts are bad, just wait for perimenopause #folkhorrorfriday

Tubi commercial is for SCIENTOLOGY. We are in the End Times, aren't we? #folkhorrorfriday

NO NOT MY DIJON KING #folkhorrorfriday

I do really appreciate how this film GETS TO IT. #folkhorrorfriday

GAH, I love the red tree lighting. I want to do that outside my house. #folkhorrorfriday

On-Screen Suffering Due to Foot and/or Leg Injury should be an Oscar category. Girl is being robbed. #folkhorrorfriday

Nice Victorian handlebars on that one scary dude. #folkhorrorfriday

He is correct. That is exactly what whiteys do. #folkhorrorfriday

Kurt Vonnegut said* "if you want people to identify with your characters, have them talk about food." *Kurt Vonnegut did not say this. But good odds it'll be gospel via Claude if this gets reskeeted. #folkhorrorfriday

A few more minutes until Gaia (2021, available on Tubi) with #FolkHorrorFriday As always, can mute the hashtag, or join us for a spooky good time! 👻🥰

Pressing play on Gaia! Digging the very Atreum Carceri score already #folkhorrorfriday

Predator handshake meme: writers 🤝 data analysts Instinctively bridling at questioning

I have missed this for a few weeks due to LIFE but finally getting my folk horror Friday fix tonight! Excite!

I use Waterfox on my PC and replaced Google search in Safari on my phone (so insidious) with Ecosia, both of which are great for behaving like an *actual browser* instead of a coked up shopping assistant.

For no reason whatsoever, I checked my voter registration today, and if you are a US citizen I encourage you to do the same/update that voter registration if necessary/register to vote if you have not already done so: www.vote.org

me, furiously right clicking in microsoft word: IT IS A WORD

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply

And is SINISTER

I also wrote this piece on my love for King Ghidorah, if you are curious: culturalgutter.com/2024/02/15/o... #driveinmob

For years, my greatest wish was to get published by McSweeney's. Then I did that and thought: I want to have three articles on McSweeney's. Then I did THAT and thought: Fuck it, we ball, I want TEN articles on McSweeney's. Today, that dream came true. Article #10: www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/we-...

“He was a terrific actor, one of my favorites to watch—and mm, mm, what a man he was,” said the 62-year-old woman who got a faraway look in her eyes that suggested to sources that Weaver had forgotten they were even standing in the same room.

I am very tired of my government trying to kill me and everyone I think is cute.

Also, watching Godzilla movies and recent adaptations of Patricia Highsmith novels are a better use of your time than watching speeches by authoritarian bumblefucks. #DriveInMob #CineJanes

And there will STILL be a fricking typo or six in it.

Corvids doing a Statler and Waldorf while I write

this is what the free market does, it is an evolutionary process to produce the most efficient forms of extraction and exploitation. without government legislation and enforcement to regulate this shit on both the labour and consumer side it will only get worse forever

[grabs megaphone] Currently inhaling the ARC of this baby and all y’all gonna want to grab one of these, as I am. It is *magnificent.* 💚

This week, we remember Sam Neill with CG Editor Emerita @wordcountess.bsky.social's excellent essay on In The Mouth Of Madness! culturalgutter.com/2026/07/16/f...

This Friday!