When you find a Doris Day record you don't own

Sometimes this is the only right answer

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Insane!! Though EGYPT probably has a good case that was a foul

EGYPT!! about to do this

It's going to take a very specific set of circumstances for the USMT to be good. US's best athletes go into other sports. And football ⚽️ isn't something you can just pick up later in life

It's one thing to lose but to get embarrassed...

Hey, at least we're still #1 in basketball

Everything Trump touches turns to shit

US looks scared

Was pulling for MEX, but kudos to ENG for defending for almost an entire half being a man down

ENG v MEX is an insane game.

Norway 🇳🇴 🇳🇴 🇳🇴!!!

Goalie gonna get a raise!!

Uncalled foul leads to a penalty. BUT as a defender you can't risk a slide tackle there.

FUCK!! Donovan on commentary. His voice sounds like paint drying.

Folks, you gotta stop falling for shit online being posted by "reporters." NO LEGITIMATE news source has reported that Trump contacted FIFA. You're believing a guy who has 70 followers and has never posted a legit story yet you think of all the people HE got the scoop

Giving Ultraman Teo a go.

And while I'm still thinkin' on state fairs--Funnel cake is God's greatest creation.

I will also add if your "state fair" ain't thick with diesel exhaust from rides being manned by people who are walking the fine line between "too many xanax" and "too many diet pills", it aint a STATE FAIR.

Fuck a bunch of snowflakes. I'd go to the Western KY State Fair when it was 110 out and never miss a beat. You can't win cocaine mirrors etched with band names or puns by busting balloons with dull darts sitting on your ass. www.forbes.com/sites/alison...

So, so close. Well played, Cape Verde

Cape Verde!!! What a fuckin goal!!!

Cape Verde, let's fuckin go

Croatia 🇭🇷 🇭🇷!!

Fantastic header by Portugal 🇵🇹 though

Damn, Croatia 🇭🇷

Landon Donovan is not good on commentary. Folks, we don't have to give every member of that USMT a job.

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That is a horrible call on the US

Belgium 🇧🇪!

Senegal is just too fast for Belgium.

Much kudos, to DR Congo. Well played.

Harry Kane...beaut

Silly title for a silly idea

Kane with the equalizer and saves the ENG's manager's job...for the moment.

Congrats to Mexico!

Netherlands probably didn't deserve to win that. Plaid a bit scared from the get-go. Playing not to lose never works out.

Unbelievable. Kudos to Paraguay

Not sure about that foul on GERMANY

Trash find.

One bad played ball in the box. Damn, Japan

Ah, dammit.

Damn, you could see that Brazil goal coming.

Come on, Japan, you can do this.

Joined the mesh. So now I can communicate offgrid and encrypted

I must assume that all actual funny people must have died and this was the only choice left.

If things are being fired, it's not fragile, it's broken.

What a game from Austria v Algeria