I wish I was as passionate about something as the Republicans are about taking away people's healthcare.

“I’d have no problem releasing the video” “I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.” 5 days apart 😬 (From @therecount.com )

@rockymntnmike.bsky.social Happy Birthday Mike! Thanks for all the song parodies!

With the traditional hanging of the Quint ornament, the Oswalt Family Christmas Season has begun.

Tyson is closing a Nebraska plant that employs 3,200 workers in order to “right-size” its business. The meatpacking giant paid its CEO $22.7M last year, 525x its median employee's pay. It also spent $196M in stock buybacks to reward shareholders. Textbook corporate greed.

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little." -FDR, 1937

Private equity is looting our malls, doctors' offices, and nursing homes. Heck, you name it, and private equity has probably already bought it. Their scheme spares no one. I’m fighting to stop it.

Only true thing I've ever seen in an advertisement is that belly fat is stubborn

what the actual fuck

Ahead of Veterans Day, I was honored to welcome a flight of veterans and their families as they arrived in DC.

Humanity is doing great The most evil American is the President of the United States The most evil man ever to become a US citizen after years of living here illegally will become the world's first trillionaire And the center of global democracy, the White House, will soon host an MMA cage match

Republicans will starve American kids! Republicans will inconvenience American travelers! Republicans will bankrupt Americans on the Affordable Care Act! And then Republicans will blame all this hurt on Democrats.

Yesssss!!! Viva Los Dodgers!! Hats off to the Blue Jays. They were TOUGH!

Terrifying.

If I wanted to stoke widespread civil unrest, I might let SNAP benefits lapse the same day I updated ACA marketplace prices.

California – this Election Day, vote yes on Prop 50. California’s Prop 50 says that if Republicans are going to abuse the system to try and hang onto power, we’re going to counteract that abuse and create a level playing field in the midterm elections. Make a plan to vote yes on Prop 50.

it's crazy that if you're a cat, your only two life outcomes are eating out of a trash can or getting treated like a little baby

Happy Horror Month to goth Daddy, bisexual icon Vincent Price.

Go Dodgers!

Your regular reminder that we desperately need to overturn Citizens United and get big money out of politics. It is among the worst Supreme Court decisions in history. It corrupts our political system every day.

Watching the White House get demolished is making me sad.

No image has ever spoken so succinctly about the current situation in the US.

I saw Guillermo Del Toro's 'Frankenstein' last night on the big screen at the Egyptian theater. It's a beautiful film. I give it an A-.

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I do not like that man Ted Cruz I do not like his far right views I do not like his stupid chin I do not like his smarmy grin I do not like his lying whine I do not like his jelly spine I do not like him, not one bit A craven, phony hypocrite

I've watched the new video of Mitch McConnell falling down like 45 times already.

More than half of ALL government shut down days in the history of America have come under just one president. Simply put, the man is a terrible leader.

Do you ever suddenly realize while driving on the highway: whoa this is dangerous as hell and life is so fragile. Or is that just me

I knew Fox News was theater. I just didn't realize it was a repertory theater that recycles actors for different roles. You'd think a company that had to pay $787,000,000 for deceiving its viewers would be a little more careful about blatantly continuing the practice.

🏆 How does a comedy show have the best news research team? @thedailyshow.com

Same. #AlsoTiredOfWaitingForTheEPSTEIN_Files

Peter Lorre and friends #Caturday 🙀

Nothing says America First like bailing out Argentina while making healthcare unaffordable for 20+ million Americans. Or signing an Article 5 protection treaty with Qatar coz they bribed you with a plane, while screwing over longstanding NATO allies. Folks, I think America First might be a scam.

Today’s reminder

Are you alright babe, you've barely drank your blo'hole blast

Not this shit again...

Can't we just get healthcare

His Majesty. Postcard from my collection, mailed 1907.

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

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