Here's what you need to know ahead of Tesla's fourth quarter earnings call: -lol nothing matters -magic is real, if you believe it in your heart -knowledge is a burden -chaos reigns! -repeated blows to the head can help anyone understand modern markets -don't stop believing, hold on to that feeling

Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good

Rest in peace Bobby 💜✌️ thank you for everything #GratefulDead

Does Donnie have HBO? I think I found out why he’s interested in Greenland…

Regina George, She is the nastiest skank bitch I have ever met. Do not trust her, she is a fugly slut.

Trupublican duh man he’s losing it

Once again, Florida man steps on rake.

@benstiller.redhour.com Just finished the film you made about your parents. Funny, heartfelt, endearing. Loved it! Coincidentally, convinced my 13 year old to watch King of Queens. Your dad absolutely makes that show, and the episode where he meets your mom is even better after seeing the movie.

Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social, just caught your segment on Trump re: rules/guardrails. Good stuff! Looking forward to that tell-all book coming out like last POTUS.

Don Mattingly is going to his first World Series after finally shaking that Yankees anchor

Dear @stlouiscardinals.bsky.social Please try to hire Don Mattingly. It’s a great fit for both.

@ivanthek.bsky.social @carlquintanilla.bsky.social Guys, I took my family to NYC over fall break. I witnessed the horrors and violence firsthand on the NYC subway.

Dear @stlouiscardinals.bsky.social Please try to hire Don Mattingly. It’s a great fit for both.

Apologies to Jonathan Banks but Stephen Miller looks like Victor Maitland’s henchman in Beverly Hills Cop.

Phish and chips

Your morning zen. Baby Sea Turtles headed out to sea. Wonderful turtle patrol program here in Kiawah. These people are amazing stewards.

What Is Driving Inflation? ritholtz.com/2025/07/what...

Fintwit yesterday: "Epstein, attempted coup, monetizing the presidency, whatever, but now you’ve gone and touched my labor statistics."

@chilipeppermadness.bsky.social Hey Mike! Glad to see you here - I’ve been geeking out over your hot sauce recipes. Plan on doing the jalapeño hot sauce and Hawaiian chili pepper water tomorrow!

Thanks to @waterwheelfoundation.org and @phanart.bsky.social and his friend Chris, Mbird.org will have a table at tonight's SPAC show. If you're attending, PLEASE stop by and please also consider donating to the cause of music education, as we are a 501c3, and @phish.net is a project that costs $.

mets scene report. throwing from just in front of the mound, page's pitch was just a bit outside. recorded "cars trucks buses" entrance music, but stadium organist paying ozzy some tributes otherwise.

@harvilla.bsky.social Just digesting the newest RHCP episode. Cat Power’s “I Don’t Blame You” was on my self curated Sad Songs CD that I burned and listened to on repeat anytime my GF (now wife) and I broke up. Had no idea it was about Cobain. As always, hilarious, fun and educational.

Lifelong Mets fan @pagemcconnell.com will be throwing out the ceremonial first pitch at Wednesday afternoon’s game against the Angels. First pitch is at 1:10 PM — let’s go Mets! @mets.com 📸 A young Page meets Mets legend and Hall-of-Famer Tom Seaver.

Once upon a time, the most obnoxious thing you could do on Twitter was a manual RT.

"It’s statements like these from Mr. Colbert that have rankled many rightwing fundamentalists over the years because they can’t simply claim he’s being inaccurate or even particularly judgy."

Scipio Spinks, 1973 #STLCardinals #Baseball

Wishing a happy 64th birthday to Kelly Leak, who rode a Harley Davidson and was batting .841 when this photo was taken. #BadNewsBears #Baseball

@mcuban.bsky.social Great insights on @podsaveamerica.crooked.com yesterday!

It might give you a sense of the White House's own fears that the letters were dated yesterday, but they waited until Saturday morning -- when the markets are closed -- to actually release them.

The Leeroy Jenkins Administration

Calm down…

i was unprepared for this

A simple new IQ test: Should you pay money to the private company of the proto-authoritarian president so that you can carry a GPS-connected device that contains all of your personal information and that's operated by that company?

It should not be lost on anyone that Minnesota Rep Melissa Hortman, who was shot to death in her home last night by an assassin, was a gun safety advocate who worked tirelessly to protect her constituents from gun violence.

PR Team - “Hey Ye, think we should try to restore your image?” Ye - “Hold my beer…”

Cargo ships outside of Long Beach lined up all the way down the coast to Newporche Beach. Haven't seen that since the pandemic.

This ICE shit is so crazy that it has New Yorkers openly complementing LA

Thinking about Bessent as Fed Chair if the alternatives are Warsh and Hassett

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

@ghosttwist.bsky.social Thanks for sharing the Mihali show - I would’ve missed it otherwise.

Mihali and Frends 5/30/25 taperssection.net/SharedShows/...

4-year-old Bakersfield girl facing deportation could die within days of losing medical care - Los Angeles Times Don’t ever tell me that Christians support the GOP. There is nothing Christian or Christ-like about this. Just plain old cruelty and callousness:

Duffy loses his first 2025 Road Rules Challenge.

Hey @ivanthek.bsky.social, I’m surprising my 9 year old daughter with Wicked tickets in October. I’ve never been to the Gershwin. Do you have a recommendation for best seats for a 9 year old?

Ted Simmons, 1975 #STLCardinals #Baseball

Hey @ivanthek.bsky.social, I’m surprising my 9 year old daughter with Wicked tickets in October. I’ve never been to the Gershwin. Do you have a recommendation for best seats for a 9 year old?