Sidney Morss
@sidneymorss.bsky.social
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busy writing sketches about problems I can’t solve
Your mom is an election…
#satire
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post-election coverage
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Just a reminder…
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*fingers-crossed*
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What are you dressing up as?
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Have you voted yet?
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When there’s something wrong with your paycheck…
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Famously anti-king
#satire
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Are you having a civil war?
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I’d like to speak to a manager…
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I hate how many times I’ve re-read the constitution this year.
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Collapsed…
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Reasons I swiped left…
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It’s the work week, do you know where your representatives are?
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when you literally control all of the branches of government…
#satire
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Don’t be weird about it…
#satire
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Might fuck around and re-read all the dystopian literature I was assigned in high school with a newfound sense of dread and resignation.
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Should we hug?
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Have we moved on yet?
#satire
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reasons I swiped left…
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How worried should I be?
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the unfortunate cost…
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checked and balanced…
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Meanwhile in Corporate America…
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He lied.
#satire
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Another one?
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A Big Announcement
#satire
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Do you think he’ll get one?
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Have you gone woke?
#satire
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It should be illegal to start a new email chain after 2pm on a Friday.
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Do you consider it a word?
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What does your ‘about me’ say?
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I don’t like this feeling…
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a public safety emergency…
#satire
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As of this week…
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gerrymandering in the off season…
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Using the term ‘press’ lightly here…
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Are you doing the stare?
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How’ve you been?
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How do you pronounce it?
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What did windmills ever do to Donald Trump?
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What were we talking about?
#satire
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There are plenty of divorce attorneys in the sea…
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No files to see here…
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When it’s expensive to be alive…
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Happy Independence Day…
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Are you celebrating?
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post-shower thoughts…
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3.whatever trillion for what?
#satire
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Meanwhile on Capitol Hill…
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