“Are there concerns regarding the Trump 2.0 administration that in hindsight you either over-inflated or went too doomer on?”

Jon, Jon, and Tommy react to South Park’s season finale!

Rahm Emanuel on bathroom access, trans rights, and the 2024 election.

Rahm Emanuel is not NOT running for President.

Rahm Emanuel’s candid take on Benjamin Netanyahu's failed leadership of Israel.

What is Donald Trump talking about?

Trump may as well stick his thumb in the eye of every persuadable voter.

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REPORTER: “Will you be seeking any authorization from Congress on any land attacks on cartels in Venezuela?” TRUMP: “I wouldn’t mind telling them, but it’s not a big— I don’t have to tell them. That's been proven. But I wouldn’t mind at all. I just hope they wouldn’t leak it.”

Trump on the newly named “Trump-Kennedy Center”: “Well, I was honored by it. The board is a very distinguished board/ The most distinguished people in the country. And I was surprised by it.”

REPORTER: Are you going to let Obamacare subsidies expire or are you going to intervene? TRUMP: “[Insurance premiums] will skyrocket because it was never any good.”

“I want to emphasize that the order I am about to sign is not the legalization, or it doesn’t legalize marijuana in any way shape or form. And in no way sanctions its use as a recreational drug.” —Trump

President Donald Trump announces an executive order reclassifying marijuana for medical use.

“And I’ll soon announce our next chairman of the Federal Reserve. Someone who believes in lower interest rates—by a lot.” —Trump

Trump announces a new $1,776 “warrior dividend” will be given to military service members: “And the checks are already on the way. Nobody understood that one until about 30 minutes ago.”

“One year ago, our country was dead. Absolutely dead. Our country was ready to fail. Totally fail. Now, we’re the hottest country anywhere in the world.” —President Donald Trump

REPORTER: “Have you lost control of the House?” SPEAKER MIKE JOHNSON: “I have not lost control of the House.”

“I don’t know anybody who thinks today that [Joe Biden] is able to be president until 2029.” –Jake Tapper

Trump on his supporters and staffers: “And we always have to remember the ones that have been great in good times and bad... because I don’t introduce them when they’re just sort of good.”

“Ronny Jackson, he was my White House doctor. Ronny was asked, ‘Who’s the healthiest of all? Was it Barack Hussein Obama? Was it ‘sleepy‘ Joe Biden? Or was it Donald Trump?’ And he said, ‘Trump was by far the healthiest.’” —Trump at a Hanukkah reception

CNN: “Do you think the dam is breaking in terms of the president’s iron grip of support when it comes to your party?” MTG: “Absolutely.”

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene on Trump’s statement about Rob Reiner’s murder: “I thought that statement was absolutely, completely below the office of the president of the United States. Classless.”

Jake Tapper on Trump's involvement in the merger that could decide the fate of CNN.

Is Gavin Newsom the Democratic 2028 frontrunner?

LA County District Attorney on charging Nick Reiner in the murder of his parents, Rob and Michele Reiner.

Leavitt on Trump’s Wednesday address: “He’ll be addressing the country about all of his historic accomplishments over the past year, and may be teasing some policy that will be coming in the new year”

WH Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt on *that* Vanity Fair article and Susie Wiles: “This was, unfortunately, another attempt at fake news by a reporter who was acting disingenuously—and really did take the chief’s [Wiles’] words out of context”

JD Vance on the affordability crisis: “I remember what it’s like when you have to chose between putting food on the table, or getting the prescription that you need to stay healthy. And that is not a life that Donald Trump or I want for the citizens in the greatest country in the world.”

Trump’s mandate is failing, and even his base is starting to break from him.

Trump says the savage murder of Rob and Michele Reiner was the result of their own "Trump Derangement Symptom,” sparking backlash from Republicans in Congress and his own followers.

REPORTER: Are you familiar with the Keonne Rodriguez crypto case and do you think he should be pardoned? TRUMP: “I’ve heard about it, I’ll look at it. Why? You think he should be pardoned? Sounds like it.”

Trump announces he’s suing the BBC: “They actually put terrible words in my mouth, having to do with January 6, that I didn’t say. And they’re beautiful words that I said, right? They’re beautiful words. Talking about patriotism and all of the good things I said, they didn’t say that.”

REPORTER: “A number of Republicans have denounced your statement on Truth Social after the murder of Rob Reiner. Do you stand by that post?” TRUMP: “Well, I wasn’t a fan of his at all. He was a deranged person, as far as Trump is concerned.”

“The poorly run state of Colorado, with a governor who’s incompetent. And, frankly, with a governor who won’t allow our wonderful Tina to come out of a jail—a high-intensity jail because she caught people cheating on an election and they said she was cheating. She wasn’t cheating.” —Trump

“We’re formally classifying fentanyl as a weapon of mass destruction.” —Trump

“They don’t talk about the [U.S.-Mexico] border anymore, nobody talks about the border. They talk about affordability and we’re the ones that are bringing the prices down.” —President Donald Trump

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“We’re going to do what’s necessary to protect democracy.” –Governor JB Pritzker on if Illinois plans on redistricting.

“Nearly half of [The Fortune 500] were founded by immigrants, or the first generation children of immigrants.” –Governor JB Pritzker on why the economy is dependent on immigrants.

Governor JB Pritzker doesn’t play by the book.

Representative Adam Smith describes what he saw in the video of the Venezuelan boat second strike. @adamsmith.house.gov, @democrats-armedservices.house.gov

Trump’s affordability message is that his economy is an “A++++++.”

"We should have fenced his hair and makeup budget." –Representative Adam Smith on how to get Pete Hegseth to release the second strike videos.

A virgin dweeb is tearing the Republican Party apart!

Trump wants to make the midterms about immigration so badly.

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REPORTER: Can you just explain what the president’s plan [for including CNN in a Warner Bros. sale] going forward to continue to make that case LEAVITT: I think the president’s comments yesterday about the sale of CNN and new leadership is evidenced by my exchange with the CNN reporter in this room

REP. MAGAZINER (D-RI): How many United States Military veterans have you deported? NOEM: We have not deported U.S. citizens or military veterans. ... MAGAZINER: ... We are joined on Zoom by a gentleman named Sae Joon Park. He is a United States Army combat veteran... you deported him to Korea

REPORTER: “Has Sec. Hegseth told you why he hasn’t released the video of the second strike?” TRUMP: “No, he hasn’t told me. I thought that issue was dead. I’m surprised you bring it up. You must be CNN. Are you CNN?” REPORTER: “I am with CNN.” TRUMP: “Oh, gee, I’m shocked to find that out.”

Trump on Warner Bros. deal: “I just think that the people that have run CNN...I don’t think they should be entrusted with running CNN any longer. So, I think any deal, it should be guaranteed and certain that CNN is part of it. Or sold separately.”