2010: we’ll start a business that makes money by selling a product or service to customers 2026: fuck customers, our product or service makes money by being terrible but having leftover customers from when it was good

The guy from Real McCoy who says “I tawk tawk, I tawk to you” in “Another Night” had announced on Instagram that he will no longer be participating in the America 250 concert

Just walked past a guy as his phone rang & the ringtone was the cartoon boner “boing-oing-oing” sound. A+, no notes.

they’re shooting crowd control munitions at crowds that include multiple members of congress, the governor, and a sitting united states senator. they fired pepper balls at the senator. they cannot and will not be reigned in by democracy, whatever’s left of it.

Remembering the last time the Knicks were in the finals and Conan sent Pubes to unnerve the Spurs youtu.be/5DEWdPdPwpY?...

@nycsanitation.bsky.social I’d like to report a sweep

Me & every Knicks fan right now:

This is completely deranged: Iran is required to play games in the US but ISN’T ALLOWED TO STAY IN THE COUNTRY OVERNIGHT. They will instead have to fly back to Mexico. www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

Every day the US government commits crimes against humanity at scale, out in the open, proudly

Inspired by the Enhanced Games I am launching NASCAR for drunk drivers

Jesus Christ

Enjoy Three Hours of Free Nature Videos Narrated by David Attenborough

Hooray! More unwanted AI in everything. FANTASTIC, even less utility in things that used to work. I've always been skeptical of this corporation and wary of their near ubiquity. I have always refused to use their e-mail service. An idiotic full out sprint to the bottom. time.com/article/2026...

hahahah they fuckin did it again. a+++++ www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJTX...

Peacock Spider (genus Maratus), a group of tiny Australian jumping spiders famous for their vibrant colours and elaborate courtship dances to attract its mate. They are very tiny in size only between 2-5 millimetres ( the size of a pea)

Today’s Thought…..

For sale: stairway to heaven, never used. [lady who’s sure all that glitters is gold] hell yeah

The message shouldn't be "taxes are bad," it should be that you should get something for them, it's your money, it shouldn't be going to some rich dipshit's Dr. Claw-ass ballroom or into the pockets of J6 child molesters

They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.

"I ask all of you to think of it, graduates and families alike, let yourself dream of a future in which we can harness this amazing new technology to eliminate entry-level jobs entirely. Indeed, that work has already begun, and that future is now." /college kid booing intensifies "Wow okay,"

“I don't understand what it's supposed to do. Every time I see a video on Instagram that's like, 'Hollywood is cooked,' what follows is, like, the most stupid dog shit I've ever seen in my life…”

🚨🚨🚨🚨🧵 Broad daylight robbery of the public fisc. This likely exceeds anything Putin or any other dictator ever tried.

Sing the Onion’s denied procedures in your best Robert Pollard voice to determine whether each is a Guided By Voices lyric, song or album title.

Breaking: I just asked my dog if she’s a gentle mochi princess & it was confirmed with a tail wag.

Trump to Poor, Disabled: Drop Dead

I think taking seriously that the president is an honest-to-God deranged gangster, and every lawful institution meant to stop that from happening has failed and has no real prospect of functioning, is so unsettling that a lot of folks have just decided to retreat into fantasy as a coping mechanism.

Thriller movie about a guy who builds a time machine and then all he does is go back 30 years to buy a house

My brain immediately began putting this through the lens of a Night at the Roxbury 2 plotline. Absurdity is my coping mechanism.

good. I’m sick of all these pale-ass babies

I just want to add, since this is breaking containment, that this can't be made right. these people, each one a whole universe, are gone. there can only be justice for the perpetrators; public remorse & restitution; & reform to ensure future aid systems are more just and less prone to imperial whims

Um...so I accidentally stumbled onto the UVA law library's collection of 6,000 drawings by courtroom sketch reporter Ida Libby Dengrove, who worked in NYC mostly in the '70s & '80s, & they're kind of...amazing..?? This one is tagged "Clown Attack" (thread) archives.law.virginia.edu/resources/18...

Wow... 2026 World Cup Travel Advisory www.amnestyusa.org/blog/2026-wo...

Suspension of elections in order to rig them sounds like something Grant would've sent troops to quell in the 1870s.

I have spent my entire career listening to FedSoc types complain about liberal “activist judges” who “legislate from the bench,” and none of them are going to say a single blessed thing about Sam Alito rewriting the Voting Rights Act to say what he thinks Congress ought to have said

Jesus Christ, I hate this shit.

Reading the FT front page story about a Chinese company introducing a battery with a 1500 km range & six minute recharging time & about how two Chinese companies own more than half of the global EV battery market & I am struck by the different realities the US and China occupy. We’ve lost the plot.

What looks like a page out of a coloring book is actually a lovely close-up of an agate! 📷 Pascal Petit #minerals #geology

What the fuck are we doing here

u never see this on a tradlife mood board

‼️‼️‼️

Cold-blooded murder. Everyone giving or carrying out these orders must be prosecuted, full stop. Trump may enjoy executive immunity, his accomplices do not: the depraved disregard for human life exhibited by those perpetrating these murders must not go unpunished.

REVEREND: And now, the couple has elected to write their own vows. We’ll start with the groom GROOM: [clears throat] WHAZAAHHHHHH,