Just saw someone in the Luigi Mangione tag complaining about Luigi Mangione supporters. Clicked on the guy's profile and he's LITERALLY a federal agent? Lmao?

Saw some whataboutism on the timeline today and less we forget, when Putin attacked Ukraine the Russian diaspora suffered some violence as well. time.com/6156582/ukra...

Would love to field surveys around the world with the Self-Other Differentiation Scale but instead of "Self" and "Other" you'd have "Jews" and "Israel" and ask people which of these best represents their perception. Then see what explains it.

I need to remind you all that Judge Carro sent emails to the press urging them to be here for the big final day. That 3 weeks of hearings conclude and he'll come to a decision. Only for court to begin, him to say he'll decide in five months, then dismiss the entire courtroom. This judge is a troll.

i can feel my brain rattling and smell the blunts lol

It’s a good thing I’m not on tik tok I guess. Not my problem

The noises are absolutely glorious!!! #WorldBollardAssociation

Delicious twist at the end

@kquist.bsky.social new cocktail in the latest Pynchon

Well what the hell else would I be doing in january?

Become ungovernable

This is what's going to propel China's global soft power cultural influence (along with Labubus and Genshin Impact and I'm not kidding) #cdrama

Well, he's never seen one.

Good one

Cartoonist was being nice, dudes way more weasel-like in real life.

If you give multiple interviews to Vanity Fair and don’t know whether or not you are on or off the record - then you are not qualified to be a chief of staff. Speaking as a chief of staff.

We give these motherfuckers so much money man goddamn billions a year jesus christ

I'm assuming three-quarters of the people in this group were feds to begin with. If this is the usual FBI sting operation, you'd also be pretty safe betting that every step of this plot from concept to sourcing to buying fake bomb parts was instigated by informants and undercovers

Imagine an HOA could stop you from buying in the first place.

The president is an epic troll and he does it for the lulz. He lives to rustle our jimmies.

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i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared

So Merrick Garland and those further down the chain just let this data sit there for years without trying to get it figured out. The FBI has never had any trouble analyzing any of the cell phone and cell tower data they turned over to me so how did this happen. The data cannot be incomprehensible.

He's running

We don't let cops convict people of crimes without a trial run by non cops, because they get it wrong so much. I have had to explain this to actual cops.

Well look who gets to quote post himself now and be all smug for the rest of the week

I'm not a real enby But l'm the proxy-enby for these proshippers to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at

My father, Nick Infante, adored the American beer business. A week ago, he passed away. My column today at @vinepair.com is a tribute to his lifelong passion for the trade, and a challenge to its leaders to hold close all that makes it unique.

Nice gyre. Widening?

Happy Hanukkah, the holiday where we celebrate the defeat of a large cosmpolitan empire by a small determined group of militant religious fanatics

FREE HIM SO HE CAN FIX IT

We are supposed to believe that an ex-army cyber warfare officer was dumb enough to carry a cell phone on a mission?

It’s as if the sheer scale of this wealth, which beggars even the riches of the Gilded Age, has induced a kind of class sociopathy.

Happy 100th Birthday Dick Van Dyke December 13, 2025

It's spreading!

Bride of Chucky (2025)

It would actually be very funny to start spinning AI as white men admitting they’re out of ideas

Again

Oh damn the dude responsible for the creation of the Pitchess motion died. F’s in the chat for SoCal defense attorney Miguel Garcia

chat i sputtered

We lost a what, now?

Uh-oh

I knew I was gonna get a lot of mileage out of this image gizmodo.com/new-batch-of...

Ugh is that River Phoenix

Return

Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918

This is a lie. The Israel-Hamas war never ended. Israel has just scarfed up, for security purposes (Bibi’s strategic depth BS), a significant chunk of Gaza. I’ll run out of characters before I can detail what’s going on in south Lebanon, Syria, the West Bank, & domestically w/in Israel.

You expect white people to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like the Munger Dorm where I might get trolled for being myself.

As foretold in the ancient texts