Wood chipper, feet first.

The older I get, the more I realize that modern society functions essentially as a giant pyramid scheme of people mutually blackmailing each other into enabling and covering up the worst of human abuses, from genocide to child trafficking.

Dad Calling    Just To Say He Loves King Crimson https://theonion.com/dad-calling-just-to-say-he-loves-king-crimson/

Cruel Summers Larry’s letters show he likes his Juliets a little younger than Taylor. Harvard should have known he was trouble when he walked in. by Maureen Dowd

The place to go for some of the most adventurous punk music of the last 30 years: threeoneg.bandcamp.com

letterboxd? i 'ardly knowerboxd!

Hamlet - Light Under Repair EP "Jangly college rock with wafts of plaintive introspection..." #bandcampcodes #postpunk #janglepop #jangle #collegerock #janglepop #janglerock #music getmusic.fm/l/G8BK8o

Daniel Craig wakes up to find himself in a tuxedo on a casino film set. He runs desperate to escape but is stopped by a giant inflatable Roger Moore head.

No list of "scariest horror films of the 21st century" is complete unless it includes "the first time this guy turned his head in the Valve splash"

Nothing like a proposal for a modest amount of lower-income housing nearby to find out who your neighbors are.

Kendrick Lamar ft. Joyce Carol Oates "Not Like Us REMIX"

Please please bring this meme back.

Three tickets to CHALLENGERS please

These people are even dumber than I thought.

We got compilations! Here's one from last year iheartnoise.bandcamp.com/album/2024-s... This one features @acefstripe.bsky.social @quintelium.bsky.social @themattsdemello.bsky.social @david-soulscorch.bsky.social @mutebranches.bsky.social @cattemper.bsky.social and more bsky.app/profile/filt...

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Stereogum has been such an amazing supporter of Perennial over the years, and they regularly (constantly) use their platform to help up & coming bands reach new audiences. Support @stereogum.com !

Man, BlueSky reached the “god man, for a doctor you sure do need to read a fucking book” phase in under a year.

Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.

Man, if ever anyone needed a reminder that the smartest thing you can do - even as an extremely dumb person - is shut the fuck up.

Patti Smith released her debut album and the Edmund Fitzgerald sank in Lake Superior 50 years ago today

Members of Refused have announced their debut album as Backengrillen. "The basic idea is to take a death/doom metal, or noiserock riff and play it until it loses meaning and then break it apart like a ravenous cat would a tiny forest mouse,” they write. Hear lead single “A Hate Inferior.”

Tune in to WFMU tonight at 7:00 to hear this week's installment of my radio show, "It's Complicated" (an hour of prog and prog-adjacent music)! Listen at 91.1 FM in and around NYC, on the web at wfmu.org, or via the incomparable @wfmu.bsky.social app.

this is literally never not accurate

Evening viewing recommendation? Get in the Noirvember mood with THE BLUE GARDENIA (1953)! Fritz Lang brings his hard-hitting style to this gripping thriller based on a short story by LAURA writer Vera Caspary. Now playing in our BLACKOUT NOIR collection! www.criterionchannel.com/videos/the-b...

Some advice from your pals in Perennial: If a show is lightly attended, play even harder. Go nuts; give those folks your very best Because: A) You should reward the folks that *did* show up B) every cool band in history has a story about how they tore the roof off a show with 4 people in the crowd

"Silence, for me, is now intolerable."

Watch @radiohead.wastehq.social play "Just" for the first time in 16 years

Mamdani is also Trumpian in that he has multiple ways of bypassing the press entirely. He can make TikToks. He can go on news shows and talk shows—people will book him to appear, and voters will watch. He can give press conferences and speeches, and people will tune in.

Now that Cheneys dead and we forgot 9/11, let’s go ahead and abolish DHS while we’re at it.

woke 2: we've got one more regime change in us

remember: music is supposed to be a community you're a part of, not a thing that's on in the background that you passively consume

(Fred Schneider voice) when I was a child I had a FEVER, my hands felt just like two BALLOONS

Daily reminder - everyone should follow @dionysusxerox.bsky.social, CEO of William Carlos Whitten Said CEO might be the man behind some of our releases as well as upcoming tape one on @thirdkindrecords.bsky.social iheartnoise.bandcamp.com/album/ihn004... iheartnoise.bandcamp.com/album/ihn012...

Starting my next video call standing in the corner Blair Witch style

Spotify’s Discovery Mode allows artists to flag songs to be boosted in Spotify’s algorithmic recommendations in exchange for a 30% royalty commission—but a lawsuit accuses the streaming company of boosting artists who pay them.

I’ll do you one better. Abolish DHS.

My videos are not designed to promote consumerism, they’re designed to bring back memories. It’s a vibe thing. This one is “watching 90s US cable TV” If it strikes a chord, that’s job done. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t….

Sick as fuck

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

Early reports from the front lines of right-wing media tonight are starting to trickle in. We’re being told “hoes mad”

Midnight here in Texas and I feel like blaring Lemmy and Motorhead's cover of "Heroes." Just feels right. We can beat them. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J06y...

And if she says we campaign partied, then I’m pretty sure we campaign partied…

Libbing out so hard I might listen to the entire Hamilton soundtrack

Not sure how many Cheney obits will mention this murderous legacy of his.

damn relentless hope lol

typos when other people make them: ignored typos when I make them: this is gonna ruin the tour