since I work at Aldi's, I'm just gonna start reviewing our food while I'm on break lol Day 1: Today I'm trying to snack, pack cream cheese dip with pretzels, jalapeño edition 🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵

IF Gavin Newsom is on a ballot THEN me and many others will refuse to vote for him THEREFORE instead of bitching at me and others like me YOU should take the *years* you have and make sure that doesn't happen if you actually fucking care BECAUSE my position is immutable

Hey everyone if you could please support my friend Billy, it would mean alot to me. Billy is the reason I got settled to city life. When I moved here, I was scared, but Billy took a trans girl under his wing and was a big help for me getting to my point. www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

Please Help out billy if you can! Hes almost at his goal to get off the street and back on track! Any little bit helps! A dollar, a quarter, anything!

Ehhh, I dont know MPregU, I think men wanna be feminine based on this graph 🤷‍♀️

2027 Headlines: BREAKING! Video of Trump eating an infant has him spiraling in the polls to just 32% approval! Breaking News: Pete Hegeseth eats corn dog in the gayest way possible at Iowa State Faire! Claims to still be homophobic?! Breaking News: Russian tanks destroyed by polish femboys!

2027 Headlines: BREAKING! Video of Trump eating an infant has him spiraling in the polls to just 32% approval! Breaking News: Pete Hegeseth eats corn dog in the gayest way possible at Iowa State Faire! Claims to still be homophobic?! Breaking News: Russian tanks destroyed by polish femboys!

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Democrats are really like: "STOP STARTING WARS!" Then go: "I HATE THIS! THIS IS OUTRAGOUS! YOU WILL ONLY GET!$50,000,000,000 FOR THIS!

TOOD MCFARLANE'S JUJUTSU KAISEN

GUILLERMO DEL TORO'S FULL METAL ALCHEMIST

North Korea actually hasn’t invaded several counties in the last few decades and done a bunch of regime change all around the world but we have This is US behavior not North Korea behavior

Good Morning ya lil freaks 🫦

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WWF wrestler named Karl Marxman

This was outside every location of this store 👀 Name That Store!!!!!!!!

Associated Press is corpo-fascist propaganda

Fi-Fi Squeaks! Resqueak if you agree!

God white British people done pissed me off by existing again, this is agony.

HOLY FUCK, I cant pick 😭

Nazis really thought that had something going with this one 💀

Nazis really thought that had something going with this one 💀

Many a lesbian couple

YOUR PEE IS ORANG 🫵😐 DRINK WATER

Now is not the time for fear, its a time for courage and strength. The monsters who wish to genocide us are not afraid, so we wont be afraid either. Destroy The Binary Systematically Stop Answering To Your Dead Pronouns

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Everytime I look at my phone, Im reminded that DMX was right about the internet

STOP ANSWERING TO "SIR" AT WORK IF THEY LOOK SHOCKED IF THEY TAP TOU ON THE SHOULDER DONT ANSWER THEM UNTIL THEY SAY "MAAM"

dog this is straight up fucking crazy

Bryan Betancur’s friend and cheerleader in harassment, Andrew Paul Johnson, was sentenced to life in prison this week. Pardoned Jan. 6 rioter gets life in prison for child sex abuse

Not joking, was roommates with someone like this a while ago and if you close your eyes and try to imagine what he looked like, youd be correct.

trans person named: ______________ (Insert Plant, Gem, Greek Goddess, Inanimate object, cartoon character, dog name)

I remember. I think it was Snoop Dogg or something showed off his porn magazines and somebody pointed out. You could just look at infinite porn on the internet. He was like really? There's something about becoming rich and famous that just kind of freezes you in time.

Everytime I look at my phone, Im reminded that DMX was right about the internet

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Im just bored with an idea. Im worried about this new generation being the loneliest and most depressed ever recorded. I believe revitalizing third places is where we must start

randomly shout out @optimstie.bsky.social for supplying me with my MST3K. What a plug. 👈👈😎

nothing like going to an old bodega that you used to regular at, only for the cashier that looks shocked that you're trans years later 😂 "oh my god, ITS YOU! Woooow!"

The vira lata and the patriota

my brain is broken

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A Russian father who thinks its his son Yuri who the women are screaming for 🥰

Looks like Nemset visited BBB!

I, Stacy Goof, am running for a 2nd term as class president, under the Iowa Pelican Party 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

I, Stacy Goof, am running for a 2nd term as class president, under the Iowa Pelican Party 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Uh oh, looks like the zipper on your costume is gone! Gosh guess you're just gonna stuck as a big embarrassing bumbling mascot animal fore- oh wait, no it was just tucked into that flap there, yeah there we go ... no you still have the zipper its cool