my new assistant manager just handed me a trash bag full of bras in my size... We hangout outside of work so it's not weird that she knew my size, but it goes to show that she's probably my favorite now ✨💕

Literally me right now. Been told by everyone that I pass, I just refuse to do voice training cause fuck people 🖕

RIGHT WHEN I'M DOING THIS TYPE OF POST, A LADY JUST REFUSED MY SERVICE LMAOOO

Things I Hear At Work 🙃 (As we go starting now) "Thank you, Sir!" "You're a good man." "Excuse me, maam- No, sir sorry i thought you looked like a girl for a second" "You have a wonderful name. People will come around hun" "arent you a pretty guy" "Hey sir, I double scanned this"

Giving you the Bittern Stare🧿🧿

I dont trust anyone who has the numbers "123" at the end of their account

"When I give food to the poor they call me a saint, when I ask why the poor have no food they call me a communist."

All we said was that people should be fed, healthy, and housed and you said we are Evil for it

Trans people post your pronouns timeline he/him (birth - 18) he/they (18 - 19) they/them (19 - 21) he/she/they (21 - 21) she/they (21 - 24) she/her (24 - present)

Trans people post your pronouns timeline he/him (birth - 18) he/they (18 - 19) they/them (19 - 21) he/she/they (21 - 21) she/they (21 - 24) she/her (24 - present)

mods are asleep, draw Kirby

mods are asleep, draw Kirby

Heard about a list of trans people the FBI has made and I gotta say, this is a boring thing to do 🙄 Theyre really taking the "Please Take My Threats Seriously! 🥺" seriously 😒

"You have so much time in your day, you just doom scroll all day!" Bitch I have an 8-10 work day, and I just shaved my face in a Walmart bathroom, and you want to know why I need to lay down every once in awhile?????

eek

Y'all need to see this 💀 @alsvid.bsky.social @sunderedmarches.com @nacl.sh @nullconvention.bsky.social @shuchancellor.bsky.social

Hitler: "Kanye is out of line for what he said"

Gacha mechanics should be illegal

I'm getting tired of reruns 🙄 I want to laugh at something different

four anime characters i relate to (Winry Rockbell, Motoko Kusanagi, Ed, Naruto Uzumaki)

contracting HIV to give vampires poison damage

Redneck trans girl who works on your car. She carries a massive wrench isnt used for anything, she just likes it

Idea: bot that detects phone screenshots that show low battery, and automatically replies "charge your phone"

LOVE INJECTING MY GIRLOIN ⚧️🏳️‍⚧️💉

LOVE INJECTING MY GIRLOIN ⚧️🏳️‍⚧️💉

it will never happen because both of them are sadly dead, but Donald Sutherland, and Alan Rickman would've made an amazing acting duo

Mr Beast be like: "IF any of you 15 people hold down THIS BUTTON for 10 YEARS, world hunger will end and my workers will probably sexually assault you! BUT if even one of you let go, Ill give each of you a snickers bar and my workers will probably sexually assault you!"

I dont really care much about numbers, but reached 800 🤷‍♀️

All we said was that people should be fed, healthy, and housed and you said we are Evil for it

This might be the hottest boy Ive seen

FARTBONER FROM HAMBURGER

Current Timeline: Trump post Marxism Alsvid repost of immaculate tits Alsvid repost of immaculate tits Alsvid repost of immaculate tits Transformation furry porn shitpost high quality shitpost Alsvid repost of immaculate tits Will Stancil is sex (???) dumbest thing youve ever seen Shitpost Shitpost

"IM OUTSIDE NOW MOTHERFUCKERS WHERE YOU AT?!"

we should actually return to using Frutiger Aero

One thing that haunts my soul is that one day I was sitting in a parkinglot and saw an neon green inch worm on my windshield, doing his usual _n_n_n_ I thought maybe I could help go to the other side, so I turned the wiper on once... I was just trying to help... I went home and sobbed for an hour

Oh no my friend got me a stuffed version of SunSun, the Japanese puppet who informs half my stims of late.

Harry do the same pathetic shit all the time Harry Potter wasn't good. You were just 9 and magic of any kind is pretty cool

I find these things so pathetic.

Hakeem just want Dems to lose again so he can further his humiliation kink. I wish he was just honest about it 😒

Got my new DJ name 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

In June, I drive cross country with a friend, to my breast augmentation in California. Now at 4% funded-- thank you so much! $2000 will let us cover gas for the epic 8,000 mile round trip with room to spare. Thanks for your support!

lemme check the profile... yup, it's will stancil's poorly disguised alt

Sometimes I dont have to search out the dumbest shit imaginable. Sometimes it just shows up naturally 💕

Trans girl who gets bottom surgery after "Imagine all the cute strapons you could use" was the tipping point.

Trans girl who gets bottom surgery after "Imagine all the cute strapons you could use" was the tipping point.

It's literally the same people running the same playbook.

Reality is merely the universe filtered through the lens of our perception #mlp #mylittlepony #twilightsparkle #fluttershy #pinkiepie

THEY DID WHAT?!?!?

WTF IS THIS?!

MCDONALD'S SHRINKED THEIR DAMN HASHBROWNS