HAPPY OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

Cottage Cheese isnt bad, you just have the texture sensitivity of a toddler ROASTED... idk

Does anybody know how to translate this?

Yall dont know pain till you shin yourself off this and try to keep a straight face the whole time at the store

Going to work. Good luck today, yall

Going to work. Good luck today, yall

You every be reachin around pulling a tuft of hair outta there? Iron Maiden is cool. Anchovies on pizza. Kodak Black is a CLONE!

Joe Pera got me through the Covid years I remember not being able to stop thinking at a million miles per hour and everyday was a struggle to get any sleep I discovered Joe Pera's Winter video and it was like everything shut up. I was finally able to sleep Met him in Milwaukee. Hes a good man 😊

Translation: White guy kills 2 US citizens

YES YOU SHOULD GET BANGS

Raptured

People really out here using AI for their dating pfp's 💀

Gotta love when politicians "See the light" when they aren't in power anymore. We need someone who's known about this their whole career, not this

"Why do tou think Im an egg?! Is it that obvious?" Their Video Game Library: New Vegas Celeste Stardew Valley Garry's Mod Ultrakill Danganronpa Harvest Moon Deltarune The Sims 3 (All DLC) Team Fortress 2 HOI4 Splatoon Animal Crossing

Over on Twitter, Israel telegraphing that they are going to kill those on the Sumud Flotilla. They are unarmed yet Israel is claiming they are pursuing "violent" action because they intend to break the siege by sailing a boat to gaza.

"Try not to act suspicious!"

If you all think being trans has ANYTHING to do with sex, then you need therapy... What the ACTUAL fuck 💀 Goon World

IN NO WAY ...should you trust the word of Geoff Duncan, the man who switched his party to Democrat and is running for Senate he was a Republican for all that time and voted for so many horrid bills. He didn't just suddenly see the light. The most left he could be is Mitt Romney. Lets not be dumb.

HA LIBERAL! I STOLE YOUR TRAIN MONEY SO I CAN BUILD THE TRAINS IN A PLACE THAT 3 PEOPLE WILL USE IT!

Some of us arent competitive gamers. Some of us want to just have fun and relax. Im not good at alot of games I like, but since theres easy mode, Im allowed to have fun and get better at the same time. Its that simple.

McDicks, you good???

Amish People: + Obsessed with carpentry and architecture + Make weird art + Wont stop talking to you about oddly specific historical events + Socially Awkward in all situations + Doesnt use technology, but knows how to fix any engine + "Want to see my horses!!!!l Yeeeeeaaaah, totally not autistic

Come piss with me in the liminal urinal

DA BEARS! BEAR DOOOOOWN BITCHES RAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! ALL THROWS LEAD TO ROME! CHICAGO UP!!! BEAR DOWN MONSTERS OF THE MIDWAY RAAAAHHHH RAAAAHHHH!!

YALL LOST TO THE FUCKING BROWNS HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

DA BEARS! BEAR DOOOOOWN BITCHES RAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! ALL THROWS LEAD TO ROME! CHICAGO UP!!! BEAR DOWN MONSTERS OF THE MIDWAY RAAAAHHHH RAAAAHHHH!!

Had some bitchin Tortas at La Biznaga with @atlasbun.bsky.social after a Career Fair :3 TRANS JOBS TRANS JOBS

Chiitan loves all transgender people. I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives. Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like. love you all 🤍 ↓ www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...

Joan of Narc

Zombies, but they spread the virus by violent anal sex

Coffee tastes worse if a straight person makes it

Vaccines save lives. And no, they do not cause autism.

Hi hey hi hi hi GET YOUR VACCINES.

Yall wanna be Tumblr so bad 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Titty

when I was A young boy I have a Philosophy of balls are the boobs of the penis so it's OK That I want To suck on them It doesn't make me gay To be honest, I was cooking

Cottage Cheese isnt bad, you just got the texture pickiness if a 9 year old

This is a pathetic statement and I’m begging every journalist to rip it to shreds

Maybe the Rapture is the friends we made along the way

The Kimmel suspension is a much bigger deal than you know. It's really about a growing alliance between Trump and the companies that own America's local TV stations - like Nexstar - to turn local TV into Trump propaganda. 1/ Let me tell you the short story. It's chilling.

Good Night to whom it may concern

ain't no way

The dude's favorite drink was his innerself calling out 😭💅

Y'all are afraid to be corny, but I was born on the cob

Dan Aykroyd fucked a ghost and theres a non-zero chance she was trans

Yall dont know pain till you shin yourself off this and try to keep a straight face the whole time at the store

Someone find out how much the sketch artist got paid

FUCK YOU CURSE OF THE NILE 𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱

Thank you all for coming to the subathon this year!! We hit 100 subs! That means: I have to stream: - Moonstone Island - Little Nightmares - Sketch requests - Community sample music streams on the regular I have to make Huckle a Groucho mask I have to finish Okami HD See you Saturday!