imagine a contemporary legal thriller having the courage to do what The Firm did in 1993.

happy 4/20 imax rerelease of speed racer to those who celebrate. the vaporwave cut is still preserved on archive dot org, it saved and ruined my life lol archive.org/details/race...

Remember, we’re on this earth to fart around. There is no HIGHER calling. You probably already work too hard. Let yourself be a lazy sack of crap.

this owl is toxic as hell

theyre trying to do avengies again huh. brought the guy back as another guy. i dont think its going to work

[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop] Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands

Studios laying off hundreds and thousands of employees with the excuse that they can move production to the UK and not have to pay for healthcare because the UK has socialized medicine should be humiliating to the US government.

bro last night was a Rothko painting

‘Never After Dark,’ ‘Obsession’ and More Among 2026 Overlook Film Festival Award Winners variety.com/2026/film/ne...

film festivals are mostly a great way for me personally to get compliments on my dune 1984 t-shirt

News used to be better

too bad there is nothing anyone anywhere at all can do about all this

losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice

Roger Ebert:

seeing review headlines for mario galaxy movie ask "is cinema dead" and like haha come on guys it died back when ready player one came out, where have you been

Oceans Are Now Battlefields theintercept.com/2026/03/20/a...

like a decade ago i saw one where mei ling was explaining a trashy meme about being a gemini to snake that i still think about often, i wish i had a screenshot ive tried to find it many times

Voice of Luigi in upcoming Super Mario movie Charlie Day was asked who his favorite Luigi’s are, and he said Luigi Mangione

boss to a human employee when they make a mistake: you're fired boss to a computer when it makes a mistake: you are a delicate flower capable of love

thank god i found it again

next time we should try a government staffed by people who are good at their jobs to see if things work out better

absolutely infuriated at having to see or hear anything having to do with the harry potter shit again. wallowed through a damn decade of that stupid british people crap. harry potter themed pub crawls and adults talking about "their comfort series" and here we are right back. we live in hell

i hope a bird shits on sam altman's head today also god fuck him. fuckin asshole

ive had a pretty good streak going but i think ive finally come to recognize the duolingo owl as Just One More Fuckin Guy Who Wants Something From Me

can everything wait just a few days i am trying to chill out

AI could never make something this beautiful

love when im told i have a new e-mail and its just gmail reminding me i havent gotten a response to an email i sent three days ago yet and asking if i want to sadly send another email to the person who hasnt responded

Screaming

Guy who made 800 million dollars selling a website named ToodleCo to Yahoo in 1996 and has done nothing since then but now has $100 billion: the concept of “human kindness” was invented by bolshevik psychologists in 1953, no one heard of that term until then Podcast Host: fascinating, I have worms

happy birthday, movies

@roryblank.bsky.social out there still saving lives.

I’ll never forget the day I tasted roast chicken crisps – it changed my life for ever | Adrian Chiles

i thought using that many big dramatic drum hits in movie trailers would run out of steam eventually but they really can't stop doing it huh

plopping my full body weight into an inflatable bounce house and launching my niece high into the air and thinking hey maybe it's not so bad that i weigh more than i used to

its really important in the film editing process to have a pettable animal hanging out

making occasional dumb little mistakes navigating pokemon leafgreen & then suddenly remembering making the same mistakes when i was a kid but god damn the placement of some of these fuckin hills man