Gen Z who grew up learning how to read without phonics stay winning

What did everyone get me for Michael Festival?

This is a horror movie. This is the movie they show you before turning you into Soylent Green.

To schedule your update for a later time, please hand your wallet to me: the Wallet Inspector

Square Enix’s messaging about the remastered Deus Ex:

Last day

What does it even mean to “waive any moral rights“? Is my landlord going to sell my soul to The Devil?

Just to make sure I understand things correctly: The cure to autism is pain?

For a second I thought I got raptured, but it turns out I just let out a big sneeze

Good morning haters! Today we’re hating BISEXUALS. Our guest is fired up about them. I do my best to defend my people. It gets wild. Give it a listen, why not

It’s weird that my Xbox keeps on appreciating in value.

This flopped so hard that I started clapping and honking like a seal

I believe they prefer "ogglers"

The old world is dying: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! The new world struggles to be born: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck

Birthday plans

I love popping into social media and wondering if there’s a new horrific event or if we’re still talking about the older horrific event.

Got my ass again

It’s time for nachos Flanders style

Yakuza got my ass again

It’s just good advice.

must sometimes be incredibly weird to live in the world you spent your life advocating for

Real shooter found:

I think there was no gunman. My bet is that his neck just did that on its own.

Good morning, hate speech morning. Today we’re tackling the show Hoarders. But first: a personal update from Tyler. Then we get to why the psychological rubbernecking masterpiece is evil tv.

Dark Souls 2 is the first soulslike game

It’s your patriotic duty to watch The Toxic Avenger

“I’m the only man in the sky and now your life is mine!” Maybe we were too hard on AI

Indeed is starting to send me threats.

I feel the same way about the combat in Death Stranding as I do about the combat in Stardew Valley.

I’m going to outbreed those losers who think that Dark Souls 2 is mid.

End to economic issues

Buy Argo you dorks. Seriously, what is wrong with you; not buying Arco.

This, more than anything, made me sad about what happened to PBS

Proper speling is a corrnerstone off the world economy; ben sayng it fr yers.

“What if we can make money without paying people” is the carcinization of business. Every hot new business idea leads to it.

The problem with modern fiction is that villains no longer have a sycophantic side kick that laughs at whatever evil thing his boss is doing.

I wonder how many shrimp I would need to refine to make a Shrimp Bomb.

Death Stranding bravely points out that You have Eaten a Tardigrade. You probably eat tardigrades daily, you sick nasty freak.

A guy in dad shoes chuckin a 6-inch sweet onion chicken teriyaki at a cop being called The Deep State™️ is the funniest possible outcome of the Boogeyman politics Republicans have governed with the past decade. It’s perfect and beautiful.

Always stand for Captain Beef

Think about this a lot

We used to be a proper country

Oh good, management wants us to track our “AI Journey” I should let Copilot break things and say that my AI Journey led me to hell.