Is it still a controversial option if it’s shared by everyone?

I’m so tired. Can’t building train infrastructure be the next tech billionaire fetish?

✨ It’s a yes or no question ✨

When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, they hug.

I just posted a fun short about the AI fail where a realtor used AI to stage an apartment in DC and the AI added some kind of sleep paralysis demon banshee to the apartment bathroom. go watch it!!!! and like and share please!! I worked hard on this one lol

Looking for healthy young men to drink whole milk with me in my hot tub. The drippy font is milk, not the other thing.

I don’t like how I drifted into the Jim and Derrick universe

Ripping off a fistful of toilet paper from the forever roll like god intended.

Do it. Close all your tabs and live free.

Never a bad time to read a book about curling that’s meant to be enjoyed by curlers and non-curlers alike!

I think my favorite part about Unreal is that different types of strings all just look purple to me.

Solidus confirmed Bi

In the future, we’ll all be drinking bug milk. Disgusting!

Cursed Idea #246: Play loud advertisements in low income apartment rooms. For $250 a month, you can upgrade to Resident + that lowers the volume and pauses ads during sleep hours.

Women: I’m getting experimental skull realignment surgery to shift the back of my head to a cuter angle. It costs $9000 and there is a 68% survival rate. Men: I don’t like how moisturizer feels. What do you mean it’s absorbs into my skin!?!

That’s real nice of Grummz to be out here promoting small indie developers. I checked out Relooted and it’s a lot of fun.

Have him washed and sent to my quarters. When I am done with him Have him washed in oil set to 350°F for about 8-12 minutes and sent to my quarters

She James my Van Der till I Beek

I hate that I’m going to buy this.

Took too much pre workout and now I can see The Transparent World from Demon Slayer.

The stated goal of Mewgenics is to create unholy abominations, and by god they did exactly that.

This was a certifiable Good Time. Love to talk about swimming influencers exploiting slave labor so they can wear a butt balloon.

Sometimes I feel like a giant lobster.

It's so wild that we live in a world where the response to "teenagers don't like genocide" is politicians pushing "let's stop teenagers from using the internet" so hard that Discord has opted to shoot its own foot off www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...

Making me worried that “Kiwami means Extreme”-ly bad

[Wesley Willis voice]

Someone told me that I “need to push the intensity up to eleven.” What does he think that Spinal Tap joke meant?

I can’t believe young republicans haven’t seen Osmosis Jones

Love seeing “Mr. Serious Debater” having to soy face just to stay alive. Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving clown.

Out here failing the “Is this a joke” challenge.

First thing I thought of

No! Not Him!

Honestly, rodent worship is one of the few pure things about America left.

a number like $85 billion is hard to wrap one’s head around. one way to think about it is that it represents ten times the valuation of the new york yankees

He’s just trying to recreate this

I’m going to rob a bank as an homage to rich people

Bro, meet me by the used alcohol swab out front of the Crunch Fitness

Slop implies edibility. My entire body rejected that trailer.

I love the future; cant get enough of it

Happy hate day! @foreverserf.bsky.social joins us to talk about the ghouls in charge of the cost of your medicine: PHARMACY BENEFIT MANAGERS. It’s a bureaucratic mess that’s boring and infuriating

@hatespeechpod.bsky.social for more info about hating stuff

Not watching The Video Game Awards has been doing wonders for my gaming diet. Next up: never looking at metacritic

Secret recording of the CBS News recruitment meeting

I’m fucking crying

I like to think this was a curse of some kind.

Remember, you too can become the school hero by skewering a school shooter with an American flag.

I knew I’ve seen this guy before.

Normally we arrest murderers instead of just yelling at ‘em.

Computers used to be so cool. You could just read a book written by The Knightmare and not think twice about it.