Bari Weiss was hired by a billionaire to blow smoke up the ass of the extraction class and amplify their cultural division propaganda there's no actual real-world market for it

Wow, that must be so terrifying to think you're being abducted.

@gallego.senate.gov Breaking: guy with the charisma of wet toilet paper and looks like this is mad an 80 year old isn’t sexy enough. “Gallego also wrote, "Now Dem women look like Dem men and Dem men look like women." Ew. people.com/ruben-galleg...

It's literally this meme

You know how memory care nursing homes set up a little fake Main Street w/ shops & beauty salons? Can we set up an identical fake Capitol for our geriatric Congress & let them play at leading the country? They can wreak fake havoc while we elect real leaders that tax the rich & Medicare for All

You’ll never guess what this post is about.

Round of applause for chaotic good. They’re buying ice scrapers & immediately returning them to protest Home Depot’s complicity in #ICE kidnappings 👏👏👏 www.reddit.com/r/EyesOnIce/...

“if I can suck up their time” Ladies, nerds of all stripes, neurodivergents of every variety, when I tell you how MADE you were for this moment

this doesn't mean the South is hopeless, it doesn't mean that we shouldn't keep trying to win elections and fight the MAGAs in the South, but maintaining this fantasy nonsense about how the South doesn't REALLY have a uniquely racist culture in a number of respects is just foolishness

From @jeaverlee.bsky.social's book, Racing Hummingbirds: bookshop.org/a/862/9780984251551 #poem #booksky #writing

I don't want to go to bed. I want to Mamdani post. I want to hopescroll.

Think about how the left told Biden, and then Kamala, that their campaign would 100% lose if they did the exact opposite of what Mamdani's would be. They literally plugged their ears and said shut the fuck up, and then she lost by doing the exact opposite, in every way on every issue, of Mamdani.

in honor of his heroic choice to help Cuomo go down in flames i vote we continue to allow Sliwa to wear his very funny beret

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

The part of me that’s human feels so bad for this old man, but he’s done so much fucking damage, the empathy rips me in two. These people…man, i wish they would’ve been different.

McConnell is so senile he had to step down from party leadership but is allowed to remain a US senator for some reason

“Kids”

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

peter thiel has gotta be the wettest of the oligarchs

I know this idea is cliche, but Can you imagine the pants-shitting temper tantrums these losers would have had if Obama had invited the Qatari military to set up a home base in Idaho?

Hate is foolish. Fascism is nonsense. Costumes, absurdity, & joy at protests are strategy. It exposes oppressive systems as the unwarranted bullshit they are. This makes their “war in the streets” lie so obvious. It’s perfect for “going viral” to the masses. The horrors persist but I remain SILLY!

Damnit.

If and when America finds a way out of authoritarianism, not only will ICE have to be abolished: All these people will need to be held accountable in a court of law for the monstrosities they are committing - those who are ordering them as well as those who are carrying them out. Every single one.

i hope the democrats see that there is no working with these people. it really does need to be pens down. file court cases, lie down in the street, but theres no getting back to the business of washington or whatever. it's all on fire, act accordingly

We're gonna need an active communist party if only to restore context to our political discourse, I can't listen to republicans calling chuck schumer radical left anymore

I’ve heard people say John Fetterman looks like a Bond villain but that’s very wrong as he’s clearly an Austin powers villain

I too, am deeply invested in hematite winning

I think the Trump admin assumed no one would try to find out who the people on the boats they blew up really were

When Pete Davidson performs for the Saudi royals, he has the opportunity to pull the world’s funniest Uno reverse card

I've been trying to understand why this isn't generating as much fury as it should, and i think it's because there is a fundamental belief among many americans that the military can pretty much do whatever (which isn't entirely inaccurate.) that said, what the actual fuck.

In times of despair , look for the helpers. - Fred Rodgers

A thread so brilliant and accurate that I had to screenshot all of it to send to a friend who isn’t on Bluesky ⬇️

the groypers sure seem to think Charlie Kirk was killed by a groyper

i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

I'm pretty sure simply pointing out all the ways Kirk endorsed and encouraged violence, especially gun violence, is being interpreted as celebrating his death. Rightwingers have never been good at nuance.

This explains it better than I can

"that's not funny, no one should lose their lives to gun violence" so true! that's what we've been saying all along. I'm so glad you agree

We can't talk about what's going on without talking about the deplorable state of law enforcement in this country and Democrats can't do that until they discard reflexive rhetoric like "Of course we have to respect the police." No we don't! Not when they act like this! And you should say it!

I mean He’s not wrong.

buying and wearing this shirt to the dentist

Is it just me... but with each passing day, my disdain for anyone that voted for him grows exponentially. I didnt think I could hate them anymore especially after they tried to kill me and my coworkers on Jan 6th, man was I wrong.

If one were to rank every Kennedy with a hole in their brain, by every metric, RFK Jr comes in 3rd.

i just emailed NYPD:

Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.

Once you break the contract of tolerance, you are no longer protected by it. Conservatives want the ability to hate those not like them and still be protected from the consequences of that mindset. It's honestly pathetic.

Idk who needs to hear this but you don’t have to “rise and grind.” You can “lurk and vibe.”

Optimist: The cup is half full. Pessimist: The cup is half empty. ADHD: didn’t Anna Kendrick sing a song called Cups where she drummed on a cup for rhythm — why is my rhythm so bad? I have to think so hard about dancing and clapping. Is it weird to clap at church? Pipe organs are kinda weird…

“ADHD is when your heart’s too big and your mind is racing but it can’t keep up <3“ no. shut up. ADHD is when you forget to close your parentheses

In some non-election news, I’m like, Moo Deng Harambe levels of Team Monke right now