don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

They will never be able to invent anything better than the little smile my wife tries to hide when I tell her she's pretty in a private stream chat

Can I be so doomer for a sec, I know I should be mad that the government turned into the Fred Armisen baby man from Broad City but it's not like we (consumers) were getting anything back from tariff refunds anyway and we already know the prices are staying high soooo like kinda 🤷‍♂️ idk

It's so weird that my name is just my name now. Went to the pharmacy and told them my name is koty. And it was true. Crazy!

Landlord of my shithole double wide sent me an RTO offer letter as if I haven't been the one in the trenches of the shithole for a year and a half lmfao nice try

You can absolutely feel this baked into the vibes in Canada. I spend a good 75% of my mental energy trying not to stick out as American when I'm there, and I still don't know that I'm passing lol

It’s actually FEWER Misérables

theyre releasing a new heroes of might & magic and it looks really fucking good so RIP to the small remaining balance of Cool Husband Points i was holding on to 😔

Spending less than 48 hours with your wife after 3 weeks away and then going home and making butter noodles for one and trying not to be sad

stared at browt so much i had a vision

Really quite sick of well-meaning people calling me brave, YUCK

Sometimes when I'm putting on an extra layer so I don't have to turn up the heat, I think about how my boss makes 2x my salary and requires 1-2 business days to write an email recapping our team meeting (not an exaggeration). Once she told me she's barely able to complete one single QA per day.

Time to once again scroll through One Hundred Posts detailing today's state violence and oppression and then clock in and make money for the shareholders

being trans online is like [posts a silly joke] [sees news abt government trying to exterminate us] [like funny post by trans friend] [more news about gov wanting us dead] [repost funny joke] [trans friend shares horrible news about insurance issues/sexual violence/abusive family] [sees funny post]

Can't even watch YouTube on the Chromecast anymore because they've started sending the ads that are like 3 minutes long if you don't take the time to skip them and I'm not scrambling for my phone every 20 goddamn minutes

If god was real you'd never have to sneeze while on your period

I don't think I've ever been more proud of anything I've made. 1 down, 3 to go

JFC he's not bisexual it's just that he only sees sex/attraction from the perspective of power and ego!! He wants the woman he thinks other men want, as a status symbol. He brags about a man wanting to kiss him for a full 2 minutes, because he views it as submission and worship. IT'S JUST NARCISSISM

So the businesses that already passed on tariff costs to their customers will likely be receiving refunds of the money they made *us* pay. And we saw after covid pricing that costs rarely decrease even after the reason for the surge ends. Personally I won't be holding my breath for affordability 😐

Heated Chivalry

Every single day I am blown away by my Gen X coworkers' inability to apply known concepts to new problems. If it's not an exact one-to-one issue they've seen before they genuinely CANNOT figure out what to do. Harrowing.

My curiosity got the better of me and I tried this today If you've ever wanted to ruin a cup of coffee this is the one y'all 🙏 finally

Some people are calling it the flag of Woke 2

Everyone look at my little tiny cat

immigration consultation on the schedule has me slacking at levels never before thought possible

cannot believe it still needs to be said: suggesting sex workers should just fuck the misogynists is misogyny. you don’t “manage” male supremacy with sex workers’ lives and labor

I finally watched the new MUNA vid and I got so horny I hit my own head with a mallet and my eyes popped out

original flash (by @orrtattoos on instagram), vs what the automatic pattern maker created, vs hand-corrected/shaded

No one can stop you from cross stitching trad tattoo flash. They won't tell you this but it's true.

And to the weather machine people, please stop sending me snow. I am running out of places to put the snow.

congratulations to the Seahawks, who are technically named after the gorgeous Osprey — a great victory for birders everywhere! below is my rendition of an Osprey soaring to victory, drawn with full attention to detail. and no, this is not a photo!

Doing art badly is good and sacred

If you are not willing to be bad at art until you're good at it, you will never be good at it. It's bitch baby behavior to complain that a skill would require honing. Every artist you've ever enjoyed could fill an entire library with ugly, cringe old work.

The Wright Museums Instagram page is HILARIOUS. Think The Office but it's the staff at a Museum for Black History. Better believe this is on my list of places to visit. Gentle Spades "I'm a veteran"

Death Camp For Cutie over here

"(This is how men behave.)"

They're a requirement

I think I'm just confused about why we don't just listen to me since I'm always right?? It seems like it would be faster to just... Listen to me??

A Black-capped Chickadee showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory.

What season of the Epstein files do they reveal who killed him? Trying to decide if I want to keep watching

seeing a lot of people asking if listening to the Hercules soundtrack on repeat for an entire workday could maybe help with like everything going on. don't worry I'm here to test it out. no please you don't have to call me brave. I know it's selfless but please everyone the applause is too much

Etsy witches wya

Are you not embarrassed to be one thousand years old and saying "woke bowl" I mean really

Angela's BEST character yet! 🤣

Proud father to a $500 electric bill, send name ideas!!

anyway i did some drawing practice instead, look at this mug

They nuked TikTok every sixth post is a fucking ad and the FYP is an absolute trash hole. Nothing is fun anymore like let a guy fuckin scroll dude

steam boardgame sale right after steam detective sale is going to bankrupt me