I honestly think that many people don't know what their public libraries offer besides books. I think that everyone should go on a public library treasure hunt in 2026. Go explore what your library systems offer at no cost to you. Report back to me :)

Claire Danes School For Dramatic Breathing

absolutely monday pilled. i’m toil-maxxing. going drudgery mode. stumblecore. hitting my slog goals.

God I fucking hate when a man asks me a question

As a HUGE taskmaster fan, I would rather chew glass. If you understand who watches these shows you will understand why they need to be the fans and not the content. It's the McElroy live show problem (also now the Dropout Crowd Control problem)

Gen X boss tells traumatic childhood beating story in meeting thinking it's a silly anecdote, water is wet, etc

It was immediately obvious from reading the essay that the goal was to force a poor grade to make this happen, and I have so much respect for the grader because I know she knew too, and she still did it. Personally I am NOT brave enough to fight that fight.

The Thanksgiving parade is the highest form of American art. Driven by capitalism but entirely earnest, bizarre in ways you can never expect, absolutely packed with Broadway stars freezing their asses off. There is really nothing we do better than

ha ha, look out, al! it's the nypd marching band, and they are pulling out the tear gas canisters!

Nobody asked your non-whimsical ass.

Giggling and kicking my feet at the Macy's hotline ad idgaf

Update this does not extend to the NYPD Musical Pigs

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Pokeball the long way (Macy's float sled) is genuinely one of the worst design decisions of the modern era

*teenage dirtbag voice* drinking the homemade turkey gravy

If god was real we would get a full length documentary on the designing of the LEGO float

I can't explain what Golden does to my brain

I would do literally anything to have this in my home

So exciting that I get to hate stranger things and Lou Gramm-less Foreigner at the same time, my hater levels are peaking

beautiful ♥️

My greatest weakness is that I'm an absolute, unthinking mark for the Macy's parade

Tiny minions on the minion float.. never kill yourself 🥹

The thighs on the spiderman float are the horniest thing I've ever seen in my life, and my wife does porn for a living

The entire state of Massachusetts needs their fucking drivers licenses revoked

My jaw is on the FLOOR

I will not let myself be ragebaited into doing my coworkers' work I will not let myself be ragebaited into doing my coworkers' work I will not let myself be ragebaited into doing my coworkers' work I will not let myself be ragebaited into doing my coworkers' work I will not let myself be ra

Very nearly bean soup'd in a stranger's replies

In what chapter of Frankenstein does mrs. Shelley talk about the dick and cock? Asking for me

The single most trans man post I've ever seen in my life

After a year of living in Maine including a full winter, I'm finally going to have WORKING HEAT in my bedroom and living room 🥹 can't wait to not be cold in my own goddamn home

Nobody on earth is busier than me when my boss asks me to do someone else's work. My schedule just fills right up it's crazy. Guinness is calling to give me the record for busiest person but I can't answer the phone bc I'm sooo busy actually

The HEMISPHERE???? Bro being American is so fucking embarrassing

Incredible to watch the company I work for increase customer-facing AI as if we aren't all already screaming into our phones SPEAK TO A REPRESENTATIVE No one wants to use this shit except people who profit when they don't have to pay humans

The hyperspecific aspect of long distance marriage that I'm sad about today: how feed wife when wife far

Being in public is approximately ten billion percent worse than it was even just like 2 years ago

🚨 A new episode of Make Some Noise is out now on Dropout! Join Sam and guests Lisa Gilroy, Angela Giarratana, Izzy Roland for a night of gorgons, Sam Reich memoirs, and sneaky girl shuffles — plus: a special guest!

Every day I learn something new that I dislike knowing

Can't believe it took this long but I've finally experienced the feeling of finding out a coworker is using Chat GPT. Felt all my respect for him leave my body in an instant. Real loser behavior

VICTORY: Maine voters have overwhelmingly rejected Question 1. It would have upended absentee voting and implemented some of the strictest mandatory voter ID requirements in the nation. By defeating Question 1, Maine voters have maintained access to the ballot box.

forgot what it feels like to be happy on election night

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

hug your war criminals a little tighter today

Made myself mad thinking about landlords again 🤡

Woke up at like 4am from a dream where someone was telling me I was wrong (I wasn't) and it pissed me off so bad it gave me the ick on going back to sleep

Facecam is so antithetical to the Switch experience in my mind. Like if I was playing ACNH and my friends' faces were on the screen I would be physically ill. And I'm not even friends with ugly people