Roses are red Violets are heaven

How quaint. cendigitalmagazine.acs.org/2026/06/16/t...

None of these things are socialism.

[WARGAMES] The first half is about how wonderful kids are and the second half is about how stupid and corrupt adults are. It's as if nobody had ever told the moviemakers where adults come from. (1983)

Every 10 years or so, algal biofuels resurface as an option when oil prices are high. Brilliant gambit, sir!

This guy should replace Chuck Schumer.

Dip me in jam and tie me to an ant hill

If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed

WELCOME TO WASHINGTON, SOCCER FANS. Get acquainted with our state via this highly accurate and mostly-to-scale map.

Out: Ivermectin In:

I love this so much

you gave up 4 runs in 4 innings to take the loss, maybe you should be less focused on quoting Genesis and more focused on Job and Numbers

I was eating 64 slices of American cheese at the same time.

Kansas' marching band learned Algeria's national anthem, this rules youtu.be/9lXXSERmcPM?...

This is great news for Los Angeles, a city that no one in the world has never heard of.

Tech's biggest political spenders so far this cycle: • Andreessen Horowitz: $93.5M • Elon Musk: $85.2M • Jeff Yass: $83.8M • Coinbase: $59.3M • Ripple: $55.1M • Crypto​.com: $38.7M • OpenAI: $37.6M • Anthropic: $20M via influence.citationneeded.news

This 🧵

ok water calm down

Soon: “I’m Scott Baio.” “I’m Patricia Heaton.” “I’m Kevin Sorbo.” “I’m Roseanne Barr.” “I’m Andrew Tate. Those stories, plus Tony Hinchcliffe, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

Election day in Los Angeles, where I get to learn which two terrible mayoral and gubernatorial candidates I get to pick from in November. What a world.

Totally thought this was @mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social

It’s Italian Beef Day, Illinois. And I’m here at Al’s, where the legacy of this sandwich began.

The longer you look at this, the worse it gets

An insightful article, with the comments section demonstrating how progressives clearly miss the point. link.theatlantic.com/click/457422...

Damn. This guy should run for something.

Dear god. cc: @dicknixon.bsky.social

Sweet mother of god. This took an unexpectedly dark turn.

The answer to both is “white.”

On whom?

Hasn’t whined about needing a ballroom to feel safe

He could declare himself a communist, the right-wing chattering class would spin it as a brilliant move, and his rubes wouldn't care.

Ben Shapiro on Sam Harris conceded the liberal case against Trump — corruption, coup, dictator-talk — then explained why he'll vote Republican anyway. The most clarifying interview I've read in a year, not about who you'd think. www.notesfromthecircus.com/p/the-most-a...

he looks like a cartoon bird who repairs cars

The fake ocean bothers me to this day

And as it often does, The Simpsons predicted the future when someone wanted Hop on Pop banned from the Toronto library, because it was tragic the way they hopped on pop. web.archive.org/web/20140602...

Of course, it's now considered a virtue in MAGA

for sale: data center, never used

The same JD Vance who just last week was campaigning in Hungary? That JD Vance?

Your average Morrissey song

All four astronauts standing in the aisle with their roller bags waiting for the door to open.

cc: @ditzkoff.bsky.social

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social can't top this on the @nytimes.com home page right now.

Dude's only been mayor for a few months and has filled that many potholes? When does he sleep?

@jessicatarlov.bsky.social 💪

AI slop, Moon edition.