I don’t wanna brag but the student psychologist I met with today said I was a remarkable case and made his day 💅🏼

Help the free sampler perfume I got smells like my ex gf

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

Remember how Drake dissed the Dodgers before Game 6?

If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE

I’m still processing this

Fuck George springer bro 🥰

My exes always texting during game 7 like not now

MR does not like Max tbh

Men who treated me awful are also the ones who won’t go away when I cut them off. Bro leave me alone I haven’t seen you in 15 years 😭 I don’t want to now either

Most of my old baseball Twitter friends are in relationships now and it’s really cute seeing everyone grown and happy

tonight’s jays/dodgers game is a classic matchup, it’s the heterochromic vs the homophobic

Still the greatest moment in the history of Dodgers-Blue Jays games was when Cody's pants fell down

Everyone’s MAGA grandpa in line at the pharmacy today. Wonder what they’re paying?

My brother is getting married on my bday because he forgot it’s my bday

Everyone’s Crochet parlay is fucked

i absolutely do not agree with recording strangers in public and allowing the internet to doxx them and ruin their lives. that being said, i do find the CEO/HR lady cheating drama very funny, because i am a bad person. two things can be true

[game show announcer voice] who’s ready to vanish into a mysterious fog

Asked boyfriend to name a Met (“his team”) and he said Mickey Mantle

I loooove LAaaaa

would baseball be better if the bases made a soft moaning sound whenever a player slid into them

Not me tho

Got seated next to the six straightest people I ever saw at Pride Night

‘Other states are next’: California Gov. Gavin Newsom addresses nation in speech against Trump time.com/7293071/gavi...

Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize

there is so much happening around the world and i feel so small and powerless. the sunday scaries are too much right now.

A Californian seeing DC tacos

7 years sober today. Never give up, you got this!

Boyfriend has Apple TV, no one tell him that's why I started dating him

be kinder to yourself today, you idiot

We met a Tigers fan and he’s been so nice to us and bought us drinks 😭😭😭

the most unrealistic physical aspect of the kool-aid man is that there is no undissolved sugar at the bottom of his 'body'

Get you a man who babysits your dog when you’re in Japan

Just the essentials

The WHATTTTT

Sorry this account sucks now

reporter: what do you know about alcatraz? trump: it’s in roku city. next question

This man sat with me and helped scrape my gel polish off last night

Hat supremacy

theres no better feeling than when your vibes based hating turns into facts based hating

Things are going pretty good ❤️

Wow just spotted the world’s oldest Cybertruck.

you're telling me a restraining made this order?

He bought me a super fancy tennis racquet and strung it himself for me 😩 I'm being spoiled

i'm mostly not out here just to repost memes, but this is in fact a photograph of me soooo