Unearthed reports reveal that RFK Jr. fired every full-time CDC cruise ship sanitation inspector ahead of the Hantavirus cruise ship outbreak. www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-cru...

What’s funny about the Infowars takeover is that a billion dollars is a lot for you or me, and even Alex Jones, but it’s not a lot for the billionaire class he spent his career elevating and enabling through his destruction of information. Any one of them could have bailed him out, but they didn’t.

they're telling me it's a graven image, and I say, "A graven image, what's that" and they tell me it's art that's so incredible, the best they've ever seen, better than Michelangelo," and I said wow, that's really something special, a graven image. no president has even had one before,nthey tell me.

The correct director for an Odyssey adaptation is Taika Watiti. I will not be explaining any further.

A reminder that this is why we make fun of The Odyssey. The book would not exist if Odysseus was not such a complete chaos goblin who was busy causing problems for himself by arguing with Gods and being a shit navigator. There is no way to make an extremely serious movie out of this material.

spread the Hondavirus by test driving the all new 2027 Accord today

anyway, the world is full of dudes trying to one-up each other with macho bullshit in order to attract women and almost every straight woman I know thinks this is one of the hottest things any man has ever done and there are several lessons in that

Pope Leo XIV gifted Marco Rubio a plant of peace. In return, Marco Rubio gave the pope a crystal football. The pope’s response? “Wow. Okay.”

"people live in houses" is a part of the discourse that's frequently missing except insofar as NIMBYs try to deny it

This Times story doesn't mention it, so I will: When Ron DeSantis briefly taught high school in his 20s, some students "questioned the focus, and sometimes the accuracy, of his lessons," and mocked "his takes on the Civil War" in a satirical video...for the video yearbook.

30 percent of Americans are against [squints at notes] the Pope urging peace

Check out biased WashPost story: Rubio is described as “practicing Catholic” while Kerry is described as “raised Catholic” but had “disagreements with the church on abortion and some other issues.” But Rubio actually has many more disagreements: immigration, Iran, climate, USAID, the poor, etc.

look, it’s time to embarrass these people. ask them if trump could play quarterback right now for the cowboys, ask them if trump is more mortal or god, ask them if donald trump deserved an oscar for his performance in home alone 2

BIG SCOOP: Energy industry reps tell me the Trump administration is now extrajudicially blocking all new wind projects in the United States Apparently the Pentagon is refusing to sign off on once routine FAA airspace clearances even when military assets aren’t around My latest for @heatmap.news

still thinking about that Goldman Sachs “analysis” that predicted we would be at 120% of normal traffic in the strait of Hormuz by now

Very funny to find out which Georgia they are referring to here.

I mean, if a fiddle is causing a fire like that, you let the lady play.

Again, this total, multi-dimensional failure of both strategy & tactics is simply not getting remotely the same tone or intensity of coverage that JOE BIDEN FAILED EPICALLY IN AFGHANISTAN AND IS WALKING AMERICA AWAY FROM THE WORLD got in 2021.

the assaults on people’s rights, on international relations, on the economy, etc. are obviously much more harmful and tangibly bad, but I cannot stand how tacky and stupid these creeps are. every day I see something that I swear is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen, and every day it is surpassed

You’d think Google would want the AI features in Gmail to act as advertising for Gemini. Instead, it’s “here are 3 gratingly and inappropriately chipper responses to this email,“ and now this:

it’s our civic duty to smash these fucking things at any and all opportunity

Framing it as a unification of the “far-right” and the “woke left” is missing the point - the Trump admin has lost the trust of the American people because they lie in obvious ways all the time. The key to good analysis is figuring out which groups have reasonable grievances and this doesn’t do that

The correct answer to "what will you do about rising health insurance costs?" is "we'll expropriate the health insurance companies into a single-payer system and give good, union government jobs running the new system to any of their employees who help us bring them down from within.

Saudi Arabia will restrict US access to bases and airspace until it “provides proper protection” from Iran’s attacks, Saudi sources tell i24.

A state that redraws its legislative maps before every election to maximize advantage for the incumbent party is not a democracy or a republic and in any case obviously violates the guarantee clause, among many others. No country does this. No country ever thought of doing this. It is a total farce.

"Why aren't kids playing outside anymore"

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Why is this not a full-red-chyron 24/7 CNN scandal? What are they pumping the President of the United States full of?

The vast majority of those "medical kidnapping" cases you hear about in the news are really stuff like this but the parents are smart enough not to explicitly admit it to the press and the hospital can't issue a public statement correcting the record due to HIPAA.

i really think medical providers should make parents who skip these things sign a waiver where they have to acknowledge every horrible thing that can happen if their kid gets sick.

Fellas, is it gay to homoerotically fantasize about a former president & a late night tv host? Asking for a senator.

I, a noted homosexual, think about gay sex way less than the average republican legislator

Remember: Trump promised to bring DOWN prices 'on day 1.'   He's now sending his top economic advisor out to try and convince the American people that it's a GOOD thing that they are paying more for "everything."   They haven’t got a clue.

In re: the Louise Lucas Affair They're continuing to build the case for us, concerning the necessity of going sicko mode when the shoe is finally back on the other foot Every single elected Democrat and public intellectual counseling moderation in the face of this needs to be shouted down

remember when michelle obama focused on encouraging childhood health and activity and republicans told her to shut the fuck up

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

pretending to throw the ball this many times in a row, a dog actually DOES learn! the press are WORSE than dogs in this instance! they have LESS object permanence than a golden retriever!

the fact that this is how a 7% *decrease* in home price is reported is a reminder that most of our policy environment is oriented towards enriching homeowners

Either Republicans are intentionally and maliciously trying to increase cancer rates and mortality rates, or they are dipshits on such a level as to approximate malicious intent. Maliciously murderous? Murderously ignorant? Answer: who gives a shit.

the thing that is just the most frustrating final piece here is that MAHA types scream about "no Big Pharma, just vitamins!!" and this is *literally just a damned vitamin* it really shows how it's not actually about vitamins or whatever- they want to be contrarian AND correct in all things

“He’ll run the government like his business” & he is.

This chart is wild: white evangelicals disliked Trump posting an image of himself as a Jesus-like figure *just as much as other religious groups.* Note: In poll after poll, white evangelicals are typically an outlier in polls focused on Trump and favorability — but not here.

Class in the US is entirely a matter of aesthetics now. Rich suburban kids are “country”. Beard Dudes who look like they love IPAs are “working class.” Teachers who make $32,000 a year but have to dress up sort of nice in JCPenney clothes are “elites“. None of these words mean anything anymore.

trying to figure out what to write on my guitar

Good start. If I were Mamdani I would make it my special little project to ruin this specific dude's career for the next 4 years without leaving my fingerprints directly on it.

GameStop’s CEO struggles to answer the question of how his company worth $12B can afford to buy eBay for $56B. This is amazing television.

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lmao www.euronews.com/next/2026/05...

They release them back into the wild. Unfortunately, some of them are so habituated to humans that they'll never really resettle in nature, and will likely just end up trying to roost in an air traffic control tower somewhere.