Sure why not

They used to let you name a band Butthole Surfers. Now every band has be named Luke Something

Guys guys @lizmakesit.bsky.social's husband figured out which game I was thinking of!! I found a YouTube video and it all came RUSHING BACK.

You won't pay teachers or ensure that schools are funded properly but you want money for this. You are a disgrace

My father was a squeegee man, and his father before him. I wanted to be a squeegee man. Giuliani robbed me of my birthright.

Alternately: Rarebit, Run

'Beltsville Agricultural Research Centre', Maryland - I was privately commissioned to memorialise the BARC by a past employee after learning it will be shut down by the USDA after over 100 years of research. They wanted to focus of this aerial embroidery to be the field plots... 1/3 (see thread)

the experience has improved a lot in that time. when my last computer finally died for good, i took the opportunity to try linux again. Linux Mint is actually really smooth for "normal" computer usage (typing things, printing things, internet usage, games with Steam)

I wrote a new blog post about unpeopled street photography, leaving your old house, and getting your toe straightened. Also: Lee Bontecou, Margaret Wise Brown, cheese Patton Oswalt observed. Subscribers to my newsletter, it's in your inbox now! If you aren't subscribed, please do, at the link below.

My favorite stickup line? Hands down, “hands up”

"A spectre is haunting Europe—the spectre of toxic people and fake friends.”

Announcement: chat jipiti

The true genius of For All Mankind is its ability to take the greatest tv premise of all time and, through some mysterious alchemy, transform it into the most generic melodrama of all time

It’s Bandcamp Friday, a good day to listen to some music from Inverse Room, Witch on Horseback, The Bemus Point, and The Starry Mountain Sweetheart Band

Holy smokes

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sorry for this unhinged post

"2001: A Space Odyssey" (1968) has the most dramatic, most famous match cut in the history of cinema. remastered in HD: youtu.be/SsE6WgxG0aE?...

Josh O'Connor, on the incredible performance note he got from Steven Spielberg while shooting Disclosure Day apnews.com/article/disc...

anyway I think this is the best realistic court reform proposal I've seen. double the federal judiciary and make SCOTUS a random draw of the entire federal bench www.liberalcurrents.com/break-up-the...

“So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past. 'Wow,' Nick thought, 'the past is wonderful. I, personally, love to go back to it.' Behind him, his mother was smiling. She had come back to life, by the way."

Get in, losers, we’re taking down the EdTech industry www.nytimes.com/2026/04/29/t...

Recently I got one digit wrong calling dhl and ended up enduring ten minutes of convoluted menus offering amazing deals for seniors before realizing it was all a scam aimed at old folks who want to track their package. It’s savage out there

damn right!

Old man bars hit different when you are one

The 1yo vibed for two solid hours just now. Drawing, dropping rocks into puddles. Walking around saying the names of colors. Saying hi to passing cars. Just totally dialed in, doing whatever. I hope he gets to feel this way every day of his life

One time my friend and I were brainstorming names for faux vegetables made of meat products, like the opposite of tofurky and soysage. The only ones I remember are broccoloni amd carn

(dinnertime) 4yo: Isn't it weird how there's the animal called chicken, and there's also the meat called chicken? me: wife: me: wife: 1yo: MEAT! MEATMEATMEATMEAT MEEEEEAAAAT me: wife: me: wife: yeah huh really weird

Just a regular tree, nbd, let’s lie here and have a picnic

"We're listening. Tell us what you want." /Suburban MSNBC types and everyone who shops for groceries baying for the blood of reactionary billionaires and social democratic policies, eyes turning completely black, a keening unfathomable in its savagery "I think I heard 'targeted tax cuts for cops?'"

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 27, 1953p

Some Kind of Monster has one of the great insert gags in cinema when Rob Trujillo is sitting in his first meeting as a full band member and James and Lars start having emotional breakdowns to the therapist and the camera cuts to Rob looking like a child caught in his parents’ divorce trial

now here's a solid hot take

U-Fry-It, just a room full of raw meat chunks and frydaddies

When everything is breaking down, with pointless war, with rampant corruption, with the absence of moral authority, with the loss of media holding power to account, people feeling powerless will want to do something, and violence, despite being the worst answer, becomes the answer.

What if you started shitting avocados? Which people would you trust enough to tell? Those people are your Avocado Defecation Family.

ME: how are your circus jobs going TIGHTROPE WALKER: i got suspended HUMAN CANNONBALL: i was fired TRAPEZE ARTIST: they let me go ME: is… is that good or bad

you there, boy! What year is it??? The year of Linux on the desktop??? Then I haven't missed it!! The spirits did it all in one night!!!

thinking of getting into Korean skincare (taking good care of your skin while throwing your corrupt president in jail)

Some of us are old enough to remember. RIP to a great leader

brutal divorce at H&M

This is why it's important authors read a lot, Murakami has no idea this has been done already

[recording a dvd commentary] So these guys are all pretending. All of them. The guns aren't shooting bullets. It's all pretend stuff. That guy's real name is Keanu.

It’s a shame that this game will always be called Dad Space in my head canon

1yo has uttered his first full sentence and I’m pleased to say it was “buy more pickles”

Related: the RUC Writers House has set an extremely modest fundraising goal of $720 for the Growing Great Writers Program. $720 would cover a full semester of snacks, writing/reading supplies, & personalized lit mags for 2nd and 3rd graders in Camden give.rutgersfoundation.org/writers-hous...

This doesn't look real. It's like I stumbled into a fantasy. 📷 Pentax K1000 🔘 Pentax M 35-70mm 🎞️ Kodak Portra 400 #Photography #Landscape #Scape #Art #Nature #ForestFriday #Forest #Trees #Rural #ThickTrunk #BelieveInFilm #FilmIsNotDead #EastCoastKin #BlueSkyArtShow #PhotoOfTheDay #Pentax #P515

Scene at a Bullfight, Diversión de España, after Francisco de Goya, early 19th c, 📸 by @byalexcoffey.bsky.social