the Doomed Commercial Area is such a useful concept. we all know blocks like that.

criminals used to be fun-loving

*writing on bullets* i hope my victims can see this message right before it kills them.... otherwise this would be completely pointless...

"Urchin hard?" i joke to a grime-encrusted waif selling matches from a window well, "or hardly urchin?"

they never show Ethan Hunt going "nah, i'm not gonna accept this mission"

Hey there Delilah I am writing the Quixote Adding hermeneutic weight to what Miguel wrought crude and floaty Vis-à-vis The work— attributed to me? Or only he?

Bullies Navidad

Dr Jekyll and Mr Heckle

restaurant names: Yolk, White, And Beyond Lil' Devil's Eggs (deviled eggs are NOT a menu item, stop asking) Un Oeuf Already Scrambly's Don't Go Breaking My Yolk Sunny Side Down (goth eatery) E.g. (upscale)

daysleeper deserves a quiet day

do you think in charlie kirk's last moments he was like "oh no, it's GANG VIOLENCE!" or

attn: @billamend.bsky.social

who, our greatest orator, modern founding father, wise companion and aspirational figure respected by all? THAT charlie kirk?

an armed society is a polite society, you fucking piece of shit

bsky, or as i call it, "twitter,"

i wear the chainmail i forged in life...

i need to figure out how to drop ship Charlie Kirk branded ivermectin. out of respect for his memory

"bake for 10-12 minutes" brother, that sounds like 11 minutes to me

i can often tell which actors are in a movie just by looking at their faces. example: Tom Hanks. i almost always know when it's him

"the italian job" is getting a handy with this: 🤌

one of my problematic favs is me

it's a self-driving car. you can drive it your self.

hope is da ting wit feddas dat poiches in da soul an sings da tune widdout da woids and nevah stops adall

what does Link drink to hydrate? Picori Sweat! 🤣

that's what i love about enigmas, man. they get older, i stay the same age. yes they do, yes they do

Billion dollar app idea: CousinOliverr. It delivers a relative, who is an annoyingly precocious cut-up and whom you’ve inexplicably known all your life, to your door in an attempt to shore up your life/social media brand’s flagging ratings

Curtis Sliwa is Jojo Siwa's girldad

when the dungeon exit spawns far from the edge of the screen in brogue, it is highly auspicious. under heaven there is great fortune. strive diligently!

the bottom of the staircase is making me crazy, why is it built like that

alive Trump seen enjoying a chauffeured car ride

how about the "Monocle Lewinsky" it's a monocle with a little picture of her that you sell to rich guys so they can pretend to be Bill Clinton *one eye closed* Monica would you come in here *switching eyes* my dear you simply look raaavishing

the mary tyler moore show? 🎵you couldn't make it nowadays🎵🙋‍♀️👒

the "worm that does not die" in Mark 9:48 is a specific reference to RFK jr

stan chera, chera whatever will be ,will be

this month: semiosis - sue burke not the end of the world - hannah ritchie later - stephen king technofeudalism - yanis varifoukis the wisdom of finance - mihir desai the trouble with gravity - richard panek #booksky

[weaving crazily in between highway traffic on my motorcycle at 80mph] look out for me

ga vin some, ya new some

Laughed at an image

kids overburdened with mitochondrial challenges.... kids like Charles Wallace here...

please... my son... he's so sick... and so racist...

[to the tune of Thunderbirds Are Coming Out by TISM] let me tell you how it will be there's one for you, nineteen for me should five percent appear too small be thankful i don't take it all

you got a bunch of young enthusiastic guys in flight school, they're excited to fly for real, they haven't got to landing class yet, of course you're eventually gonna get a 9-11

due to the baleful influence of Foreign Investors, it is now known as Kraków Barrel. instead of Peg Solitaire they have Peg Solidarność! what a world

You used MADLN PROUST is in a reverie!

woooow, "nice" big dick. what are you compensating for

doesn't it seem suspicious that the "fundamental" circuit elements capacitors and inductors are also the easiest to fabricate from metal (by hammering into sheets and drawing into wire respectively)?

good times, weak men, you know i've had my share