"less is more"? listen to yourself. time to go back to kindergarten, bub.

Curry In A Rush

fucked up a dap from a fourth grader. this life is unceasing agony.

🎵 linger on... your pale blue pants...

"Dead Weight" Ted Waitt

come to The Corner Bar and check out our famous "No Bathroom Tuesdays"

this rabbit hole goes deep: all the way to the top.

Demis Hassabis asks: could an LLM invent general relativity with a pre-1911 knowledge base? there's no way it could even invent a red-black tree with a pre-1977 knowledge base.

The point is, ladies and gentleman, that grief, for lack of a better word, is good.

*a finger on the monkey's paw curls* this thing is drying out

a file in the cake--?! my nails are going to look so good

brother, you're supposed to take the road less traveled, not the road LEAST traveled! oy yoy yoy!

the Usual Gang of Agents vibe out some furshlugginer "CLOD Code" in another MADdening issue of Dr "Potzrebie" Dobbs Journal!

quoth the baby: "NEVER WORN!"

🎵 we are charlie kirk 🎵

Muskegon Chronicle January 25,1918

dreamed i had got a collection of a Moon Maid spin-off of Chester Gould's Dick Tracy that had run for years and was very excited to read it, but such a strip never existed :(

my dog loves to criticize the microwave but i don't hear him coming up with any solutions

nougat from orbit

DHS says between deportations and "self-deportations" ~3M immigrants have left the country in the last year. there were only ~350M people to start with. does it seem like there are close to 1% fewer people around than a year ago? is spend on food, gas, etc. down by 1%?

Heralding Maude

feel this? it may feel like cold spaghetti. but it's the AI's hair. and what feels like peeled grapes? those are its EYEBALLS!

(to my work buddies at the construction site) damn, i had some great foreplay last night

i know i say this all the time, but my particular hobbyhorse is really the most important issue at play here

i came here to chew bubblegum.

just have the ai place your sports bets, infinite money because they both work so well

Murder Me! Chicken

don't rend your garments... if you rent your garments!😏

building anthropomorphic robots is "stupid"? how else do you expect them to wear shoes!

the goose that laid the gol dang eggs

i don't need any more money. it's ok if just everyone else has less than me.

Caves of Qud mutates onto the Nintendo Switch, February 16th!

Me Too went too far. *ahem* excuse me, that is to say, *I also* went too far.

i feel one way when i'm purchasing product X. but i feel slightly differently when i'm purchasing the slightly different version of product X!!! 😅

Sucka MCs create hard times,

growing up is kinda sad... one day, you're asked to smell someone's finger for what you don't realize will be the last time...

omg, linux mint found my printer and did all the setup automatically without me touching anything the second i plugged it in. that hasn't worked on Windows in years!

An Immense World: Jupiter

the only "king" i could ever respect, would be some sort of gargantuan creature to which i cling and parasitize like a tiny mite.

our troops are a mighty unbeatable giant and the protesters mere shepherd boys with slings! ahahaha!

reading the epstein files:

the daughter of the costume shop owner tells Tom Cruise to pick "a cloak lined with ermine" heavily implying she knows where he is going

i have not finished a single book this month! but have read half of about 6 of them. it has been hard to focus.

political cartoon: Catherine O'hara's face with clouds and angels framing it in the background. she's yelling "HEAVEN!!!"

JAMES BOND: two eggs. scrambled, not stirred.